THIS WEBNOVEL IS NOT OFFICIALLY PUBLISHED ON ANY OTHER PLATFORM. There are those who enjoy a more vanilla style of lewding, and then there are those who prefer the mint chocolate chip with a side of calamari style of lewding. Damian is one such man. Ever since he was a teenager and was visiting sites much too mature for his age, he has been in love with taboo pairings such as a beauty and a beast. However, there is a problem. Damian not only has many bizarre tastes, but he prioritizes consensual versions of his interests above all else. Alas, very little of such content is available. Fortunately, thanks to one of the latest VRMMORPGs to hit the market and cash shop items, he can finally become all the monsters that he could ever dream of becoming to thoroughly (and consensually) enjoy his friends and other visitors inside of his virtual dungeon! And, of course, there will be monster girls. What better to use on monster girls than actual monsters? --- Cover art done ehrrr (https://twitter.com/ehrrr_) This is a rewrite of my previous lewd story, Ero Dungeon Evolution. However, while it may have the same cast of characters, the setting, plot, and overarching themes are different. This one focuses much more on slice of life, lewds, romance, and dungeon management.