[Vol. 2 pt. 11]

The buff effect from eating Sophie’s seed featured a two hundred percent increase to cum production. Two. Hundred. Percent.

The strongest food available on the auction board when it came to boosting cum production only gave me a seventeen percent boost. Seventeen. Percent.

“How?” I asked. “Isn’t this just… broken? And extremely unbalanced?”

“Oh, yeah, totes,” Sophie answered. “Isn’t it great lol?”

“This just completely makes all other foods that does the same thing completely worthless. How – how do more people not know about this?”

“Because they’re not me.”

“What’s that supposed to mean? That you discovered some secret recipe all on your own that doesn’t show up anywhere else? And if it’s a tradable item, it should show up on the auction board.”

“Lol, your confusion is cute. Some of the best items in the game that are super rare are tradable and they don’t show up on the board.”

“So, you’re saying that this is one of those?”

“Kinda.”

“That still doesn’t explain how more people don’t know about it. An item this insanely OP would be known by everybody, or there’d at least be rumors about it.”

“Not if we’re the only ones who know about it.”

“You mean to tell me that nobody outside of this room knows about it?”

“Well, yeah, lol. That’s what I said.”

“So… you’re the only one who knows this recipe?”

“I thought that was common sense.”

“I mean, it’s just,” I paused and sighed before taking another mouthful of the seed. I thought about what I wanted to say while chewing it.

Games weren’t supposed to work the way she intended. Or rather, nobody designed games like that. The kind of thing where only a single player in the entire game would know of some secret? That was a fantasy left to power-fantasy anime and books. Actual developers, whether assisted by AI or not, would never make something exclusive to only a single person. That was a waste of development time when something could instead be developed for as many players as possible.

Well, there was kind of an exception. The biggest game in the world, Fantasy Tales Online. But that game had an actual, artificial intelligence basically running the entire thing. It made sense for a game to be able to give people unique things when the game itself was managed by the world’s first ever true AI that could create anything on the spot and send that information to all players who needed it.

Too bad that game was full of people who took it way too seriously. Not to mention that it required way more commitment to it on top of being more like a second life than a video game. I understood the appeal, but it wasn’t for me.

Either way, something like a unique recipe, skill, or anything else, belonged in a “game” like that. Not something actually intended to be like a video game. A game that gifted individual players unique items, skills – whatever, was a game with bad design that just wasn’t fair to the vast majority of the playerbase.

Even so… I was curious.

I fully believed that it was horrible game design, but there was still a part of me that was as hopeful as any other gamer would have been when potentially coming across secrets that nobody else knew about. Part of me wanted to get access to unique skills and the like that nobody else had. I wanted in on this secret little world that nobody else knew about.

In other words, I was a hypocrite.

There was only one thing that I could ask. “How?”

“Give me a taste and I’ll tell you,” Sophie answered.

Between what she fed me and the look in her eyes, it was pretty obvious just what she wanted a taste of.

I looked at Lily and, before I could even ask, she was already giving me a thumbs-up with her nearest hand as her other hand continued working that fork to shovel more of the seed into her mouth. Lizamoo was busy with the same.

“If that’s what it costs, I’ll be happy to pay the price,” I said.

“Lol, cheesy af. Anyways, just sit there and I’ll do everything. You can keep eating since it’d be a totes shame if you don’t finish it,” Sophie answered before disappearing underneath the table. For a shortstack, she was pretty quick.

Thinking that made me realize that I never really thought about the speed of the common shortstack. Then I got to thinking about the different classifications of shortstacks as if they were wild animals being observed in the wild by some elderly man with a beautiful voice as part of a nature documentary.

I couldn’t resist but look under the table and think about her using the voice of a nature documentary commentator.

And here, I thought, we have a Common Shortstack. A beautiful, but ferocious creature. They are known to prowl on all fours as they stalk their prey, similar to the one we are watching. Even though her target is in hiding, she knows exactly where it is and is ready to pounce at any moment. Soon, the battle will be on. Her prey’s fate is already sealed. Once a Common Shortstack has picked up on her target’s scent, it is already too late. Now, she approaches, positioning herself between the two legs that will funnel her directly to her target. Ever so slowly, she gets into position before lashing out! Her hands grab onto the top of the pants, pulling them down just enough to reveal her target! It immediately springs out in a desperate attempt to escape, but there is no escape from a Common Shortstack. Her evolutionary instinct has been perfected and has turned her into the apex predator. With a devilish grin – an expression of victory often shared by her species, she reaches out and attacks her prey with her hand! Her fingers, shaped perfectly for the task at hand, wrap around her prey as she approaches it with her mouth full of bared fangs. Her prey, the Erect Penis, has no hope of survival. All it can try to do is throb in an aggressive motion, hoping to scare her off, but the threat is ineffective.

“Thanks for the meal!” Sophie said.

After offering a pre-meal prayer to her god, as is common in the culture of Common Shortstacks, she moves in to bring an end to this life-or-death battle. Her mouth, while seemingly small, has no difficulty in opening wide enough to swallow the head of her prey first. It is a sight that truly expresses just how dangerous and beautiful nature may be. After she has secured her prey’s head within her mouth, she applies a tight suction to drain it of its internal fluids as her tongue laps against its underside to savor its taste.

While there are many in nature who care more for acquiring sustenance rather than taking their time to enjoy the taste of their prey, this Common Shortstack has a clear interest in it. Between the way that she laps her tongue against her prey’s glans and how she joyously suckles upon its head rather than trying to kill it as quickly as possible, there is no doubt that this specimen is enjoying her meal as much as she possibly can.

Now, similar to how humans will tenderize their meat, the Common Shortstack slips her hands down to the scrotum of her prey to gently knead and caress the valuable producers of her meal. She does this partially because she finds it enjoyable to do so, but also because she knows she will receive more of the food she is excitedly looking forward to consuming if she does a good job in handling the testicles.

And – and now we can see from the reaction of her prey just how effective her techniques are. Seminal fluid leaks out from the Erect Penis’s head, directly dripping onto her ravenous tongue that makes sure not to let a single drop of the precious fluid go to waste. Inspired by the taste, the Common Shortstack puts even more effort into her assault as she begins to bob her head up and down around her prey’s length. Because she is a rare specimen who cares about the taste, however, she makes sure to never let the head slip back into her throat. If it were to leak its fluids into her throat, she would not experience the joy of being able to taste them. That is why she skillfully ensures that the head of her prey never goes beyond where her taste buds lie.

Just for a moment, she allows her prey to leave her mouth so that she may tease it.

“This is some serious A5 beef you’ve got here, lol. And the cream filling is pretty good, too,” Sophie said.

With that, she returns to work… only to slip her prey out from her mouth once more.

“By the way, you’re looking at me funny. What’s up with that? Never watch a girl suck you off before lol?”

It is in this moment that the prey realizes—

—that I was getting way too into thinking in that nature documentary voice. I would probably have to try that sometime with Lily, though, since I figured she might be able to appreciate that sort of stupid humor.

“And I thought I told you to eat?” Sophie asks.

“I was just thinking about something,” I replied.

Sophie shrugged and returned to work. I might have been acting a bit awkward, but she didn’t care. The moment she took my cock back into her mouth, her lips smiled around it as she savored every last drop of my cum.

As for me, I went ahead to finish eating the seed in front of me. I felt pretty… weird about getting sucked off by a girl who I barely knew while eating right above her, but she was into it. I probably wouldn’t have thought it was as weird as I did if Lily was the one doing it. That wouldn’t have been much different from when I had Lily sucking me off with Akorya under the table while me and Thera watched those girls tackle our dungeon.

But what really mattered was that I was about to cum. Even if Sophie hadn’t been working me for that long, the way that she worked her tongue was without compare. As perfect as Lily was, and as designed for milking as Akorya’s tail was, neither of their sucking could compare to being inside of Sophie’s mouth. Which gave evidence to the belief that people who love food are the best when it comes to having cocks in their mouths.

She had to have been stacked up on traits and skills boosting everything oral. There was no other reason for her mouth to feel so beyond incredible. It felt like… being on the giving end of meat that is just so good it melts in your mouth. Only in this case, it was her mouth melting my cock from how good it was.

That made eating difficult. I was practically shivering from the pleasure and I noticed that, as soon as I had the fork close to my mouth, Sophie put even more effort into her actions.

She knew exactly what she was doing.

She didn’t want me to eat so that the food wouldn’t go cold or anything like that. She wanted me to eat so that she could have the smug satisfaction of knowing that her oral skills were so damn amazing that they could stop a man from eating delicious food set in front of his face.

And damn was she right to be confident.

I found myself putting the fork down and resting my elbows on the table, leaning over it with my head down as Sophie revealed that she was only playing around before. She already felt far better to receive oral from than anybody else I ever knew, and that was when she wasn’t even close to giving it her all yet.

Her true strength was beyond amazing. One might even call it intimidating if not outright terrifying. No one woman should have been able to produce such extreme pleasure with only her mouth.

But there she was. Making me bend over as my entire body shook, my moans and groans impossible to hold back as her lips and tongue worked together to turn my cock into her personal sausage. Or her personal streak, seeing as how Sophie liked to reference beef instead of sausage.

Part of me felt guilty. Sophie was managing to make me groan and moan significantly more than Lily ever did, and Lily was my girlfriend now, so I felt like if anybody should have been able to make me make that much noise, it was Lily. Fortunately, though, she really didn’t seem to mind. If anything, she was enjoying the show as she sat there eating the last of her seed, her eyes on me with a smile. She almost kind of looks like a parent sitting on the sidelines encouraging me to do my best, especially seeing as how she even gave me a little wave when she noticed me looking at her.

Finally, I couldn’t hold it back any longer.

Sophie was just too good.

Even as she pulled back so that the tip of my cock would be right in front of her tongue, leaving barely any of it in her mouth to work with, the pleasure didn’t die down for even a second as she licked me to completion while still rolling my nuts around within her hands the entire time.

Burst after burst of my own seed shot out into her mouth. Her cheeks were quick to inflate as much as they could and I figured that there was no way she would be able to hold that much cum inside, but she did without even the slightest difficulty. She got to work rhythmically swallowing every last drop of it that she could. Not even the tiniest little bit of it leaked out from her mouth. Nothing was wasted.

Once I was done cumming, she pulled her head off of my cock and looked at it with a satisfied smile. There seriously wasn’t even a single spot of cum anywhere around her mouth, left on my cock, on her tongue – nothing.

“God,” Sophie said, “that was so totes delish. That was like the highest-grade cream I’ve ever tasted.”

Meanwhile, I couldn’t help but to think of a closing narration.

Common Shortstacks may devour up to thirty Erect Penises in a day, and it is doubtful that she will be satisfied with only her latest meal.

Then I thought of something else.

I really wasn’t planning on having her suck me off twice in a row, but there was something that I found myself extremely curious about. “Hey. If you can go invisible… what if you suck my dick while you’re invisible? Will I see my cock just sticking out there while it’s in your mouth, but not be able to see any of you?”

“Yeah,” Sophie answered. “Done it before lol.”

“Care for showing me what it’s like?”

“Nah, I’m full now. And if you eat the same thing too much you’ll get tired of it.”

“Makes sense.” I’ll admit that I was a little bit disappointed. However, that disappointment was about to disappear.

Lily tugged my arm to grab my attention before saying, “M-mon maître, I could… level up that class so we can try it?”

And just like that, Lily reminded me that she truly was perfect. No matter how mindbreakingly good Sophie’s blowjob might have been, she could never compete against the perfection that was Lily.

“You’re the best, Lily,” I said and then turned my direction back to Sophie. “Now, before I forget, don’t you owe me an explanation?”

“Lol, a deal’s a deal,” Sophie answered.