[Vol. 4 pt. 19]

There I was, going up against Ravryn, Rage of the Mountainside, all on my own as Akorya and Meadow stayed back.

It was me against the dragon.

The dragon against me.

If I won, I was going to have a new monster for the dungeon with a massive dick.

If he won, then I was… going to respawn and try again.

Now, while most monsters completely ignored me due to the difference in our levels with mine being far superior, Ravryn didn’t due to his special status as an elite monster. The moment he saw me, he scraped his massive, brutal, clawed, front feet against the ground before lowering his head and letting out a loud, seriously cool-sounding roar.

He charged at me the next moment with his head lowered, ready to gore me on his protruding fangs.

Ravryn ran straight into me, his fangs pointed at me, and then thrust them into me as soon as he got close enough!

Well, he tried to, anyways.

Instead, his fangs basically did the equivalent of lightly tapping me in the chest for a miniscule amount of damage given that I exceeded his level and had armor that made fighting him a total joke.

No matter how epic and badass he might have looked, he ultimately suffered the same fate that most monsters in video games suffered: being below the level of the player character.

“You know, you’re kind of cute,” I told him. “Also, your eyes—damn. I didn’t realize it before, but you have seriously pretty eyes. I guess that’s why they’re a rare drop used to make necklaces. Though, I’m not sure how to feel about somebody using a dragon’s eye as a necklace decoration. Kind of weird.”

“Master!” Akorya shouted from the sidelines. “Isn’t this kind of like you’re playing with your food?”

She had a point. All I was doing was standing there while the dragon swiped at me, slammed its tail into me, roared at me, bit me, and so on. At one point, it even surrounded the upper half of my body with its mouth to try and bite me in half, but that did no more than two percent of my total health at most in damage. There was… absolutely no way I could lose against it unless I purposely let it kill me by standing still for a couple of minutes not doing anything.

I actually started to feel bad for him considering that he was doing his absolute best to murder the fuck out of me.

But while he was up close and personal with me, I couldn’t checking him out a bit more. For example, underneath his body with a large, scrunched up sheath of sorts that—well, even when a hundred percent flaccid, his sheath alone was as large as my entire body was tall when it came to the diameter of the thing. That meant his dick was absolutely going to be too impossibly big to fit into anybody, but there was still fun we could have with it in terms of having the girls rub and grind against it.

Though, I didn’t see any nuts. That was unfortunate, but it was also possible they were just hiding at the moment since some monsters in the game were like that. Their balls would stay hidden until aroused and then drop down. Considering that this monster would probably be dragging its balls all over the ground everywhere it went if they were always hanging out, when looking at the size of his sheath, it made sense.

The idea of having nuts so large they needed to be dragged around everywhere was hot.

The actual implementation of it, though, not so much. What if they got dragged into a sharp stick?

I shuddered at the thought. I had to be careful to not think about the realistic side of things like that or else it meant I might get turned off by them. Instead, only thinking about the unrealistic parts was needed.

I wanted to use a dragon with nuts so big that I could completely cover Lily or Akorya’s body underneath them. While it probably wouldn’t feel like much to me if I did that, the idea of it would be hot, plus I knew that Lily would probably be able to cum just from being smothered by giant dragon balls.

Anyways, I took out the bait and threw some at the monster.

And… it didn’t work. In fact, the bait got wasted and I received a message in my chat log telling me that I needed legendary bait if I wanted to tame the monster.

All the bait I had was enhanced, normal bait. I completely forgot about legendary bait being a thing because I remembered reading that normal bait was good enough for the vast majority of the game’s monsters. The enhanced normal bait was the same thing, but with a higher rate of success.

“Hey, Akorya, can you teleport to the city real quick and buy me some legendary bait off the market board?” I shouted over to her.

“On it, Master!” Akorya replied, giving me her usual salute before teleporting away.

“Is—is there anything I should do?” Meadow asked me.

Given that I didn’t have my paladin class equipped at the moment, that meant I couldn’t easily heal myself unless I wanted to use some potions, but I only had good potions on me that I would rather not use. So, I said, “You could heal me. Just let me smack it a few times real quick so that you don’t draw aggro.”

After dealing some damage to the dragon, Meadow started spamming her healing spells on me. She had to spam them since she wasn’t a high enough level to keep me healed all on her own against the dragon, but she would buy me at least a couple more minutes against him to save me from using any potions.

Then Akorya messaged me.

It turned out that the bait… was really, really expensive. Apparently, as she explained, it could only be crafted using extremely rare materials that all cost a fortune on their own, and buying even a single unit of legendary bait would drain her entire coin purse. Fortunately, I had enough money to repay her… at the cost of draining my own coin purse, so I told her to just buy it and that I would pay her back.

A couple of minutes later and she returned on top of a spotted, brown horse—her mount. One of the few starting mounts that somebody could choose between.

“You chose the horse?” I asked her as she dismounted from it, causing the horse to despawn after a few seconds without a rider.

“Yep!” Akorya answered. “The other options were cooler, but I wanted to try playing with a horse dick, but I didn’t know that the game doesn’t allow bestiality… and doesn’t let you fuck your mounts even if they’re legal.”

“I wish I could help you with that in a virtual, legal way that puts no real animal at risk, but unfortunately, we’re all slaves to the law and banks that handle payment processing.”

“It’s okay. They might have taken away my ability to fuck a horse, but they can’t take away my right to fantasize about it in private! Oh, and don’t worry, Master. Anytime I fantasize about stuff like that, I always imagine that you’re the horse or whatever.”

“You know, you don’t have to go that far in your fantasies.”

“But I don’t want to cheat on you even if it’s in my fantasies.”

“But you and Lily both let me fuck whoever I want still. I mean…” I looked at Meadow’s ear, causing her to blush and look away.

“But it’s different if you do it!” Akorya said, making no sense.

“How is it any different?”

“I don’t know. I just don’t care if you fuck others as long as you still love me and Lily. Also anybody you fuck is somebody I’ll probably get to fuck, too! Because it’s not cheating if you fuck them first and add them to our relationship.”

Meadow spoke up next to say, “I—I’m running out of mana! Please hurry!”

“Oh, right, sorry.” Akorya ran up to me the next moment to try trading the bait to me… only for a message to pop up that told me an incoming trade was automatically denied because I was in combat.

“Right. That makes sense,” I said. “Alright. Let’s just run away until he de-aggroes.”

With a new plan, the three of us ran down the mountain until the dragon eventually de-aggroed from us, went invulnerable, and ran back to its starting position.

Then Akorya could trade me the legendary bait. I made sure to cover the cost of it with a bit of extra, too.

“That’s more than it cost, Master,” Akorya said.

“Consider it a tip for helping me,” I replied.

“Nyehe. There’s only one tip that I care about.” She reached one of her large, pawed hands toward my crotch to rub at it over my pants.

“I’ll give you that tip later, too.”

“Deal! Oh, by the way. That dragon’s dick is like, totally huge. Don’t you think it’d be kinda hot to see it rubbing all over Meadow? Oh! We should get her and Lily for it. So you have one thick and busty girl and then the total opposite both working the same giant dick. That’d be hot.”

While Akorya talked about Meadow servicing a giant dragon dick, Meadow blushed and covered her face up over to the side.

“What about you?” I asked.

Akorya looked away for a second and tapped her claws together before looking back at me. “A-ah… nyehe… that um… that dick is… way too big. I… I think it’s hot, and I want to watch, but uh… I think I would be too scared to actually do anything with it. And I guess I don’t really find the dick itself that hot because it’s kind of… grotesque to me when it gets that big? But I think it would be hot to see Lily and Meadow with it. Like there’s no way I would ever want to do anything with it by myself, but I’d totally watch other girls do stuff with it. Does… that make sense?”

I feigned disappointment. “Aww. Does that mean you won’t do something like we did in my chair and have you and a bunch of other girls all surround me and my dick to pose?”

“Oh! I’d totally do that! Nyehe, I would totally be the one lying on top of it like it’s a bed. Lily would probably be the one at the tip trying to drink any precum dribbling out, and Meadow, umm… maybe she’d be stroking its side? I don’t know, but I’d def be the one on top just relaxing on it.”

“I see.” I looked at Meadow. “Well, where would you be if posing with a giant dragon dick controlled by me?”

Meadow blushed even harder, her ears also turning red at that point. “How—how am I supposed to know that?!” she whined into the hands covering up her face. “That is… a beyond embarrassing question!”

“Oh, I know. You’d be sitting on your knees next to it, rubbing it with your hands, while also resting the side of your head against it so that you could feel giant dragon dick rubbing against your whole ear.”

The reddening of Meadow’s ears reached to the very tips as any more words failed to escape her.

“Hey, Master,” Akorya said.

“Yeah?” I replied.

“Would it be weird if I used my tail hole on her ear? Like, if it can do stuff that would make a dick feel good, then it would probably feel good for her if I put a really elongated ear into my tail hole, right?”

“You know, I think you just said a sentence and asked a question that nobody in history has ever thought of before. Using a manticore girl’s tail pussy to fuck an elf girl’s ear… this is brand new territory we’re going into. Akorya, come up with even more original ideas like that and I’ll make a video dedicated to them and give you credit.”

“Nyehehe, I’ll try!”

“We could also double team her. You use your tail pussy on one ear while I fuck her other ear.”

“Oooh, smart.”

Considering that we were in the mountains, and it was supposed to be a bit cold in the region, we could see literal steam rising from Meadow’s head as we talked about how we were going to do lewd things to her.

She never said no to any of it, though. Sure, that wasn’t the same as giving consent as the absence of denial was not the implication of acceptance… but it was obvious she was getting excited about it. Just to confirm, though, I asked, “What’s wrong, Meadow? Want us to stop talking about all the lewd things we want to do to your ears?”

It took her a moment, but she ever so subtly turned her head from side to side to tell us no.

“You little ear pervert,” I teased. “Alright, dragon. You two can stay here. I’ll be quick, assuming this works. I hope this works.”

With that, I ran back up the hill, grabbed the monstrous dragon’s attention again, and… threw the legendary bait from my inventory.

As soon as the bait entered the air, the dragon completely switched his focus to watch it as it fell, ran over to it the second it touched the ground, and took a massive bite… out of the ground around the bait, capturing the bait in his mouth, too.

And as soon as he swallowed…

He was tamed.

Now, as a result of being tamed, he shrunk down to a small fraction of the size that he was before since otherwise players would be running around with a bunch of giant pets. But as soon as I converted him into a dungeon monster and then summoned him back in the dungeon, he would be restored to his original size, so I went ahead and converted him.

“Alright! Mission accomplished,” I declared as I went back to the girls.

“That was it?” Akorya asked. “That felt… kind of anticlimactic.”

“It’s a game that works like a game, unfortunately,” I replied. “More importantly, we acquired a big dragon with a massive dick for the dungeon.”

“True!”

“Now, you two ready for the rest of the list? I’m excited to get back there, so I’m thinking we’ll just go ahead and speedrun our way through the rest of the monsters I wanted to get today.”

“Ready, Master!”

As for Meadow, she was still too embarrassed to uncover her face, but she at least nodded.