Chapter 194: Yesterday Once More

Sisa and Sophia did not speak in the whole interval of traversing the 4th dimension, it was a good thing that going in and out of it will just take a second or two, thus the two avoided an awkward atmosphere, in an instant, the two arrived at the office of the queen of Urduja, and as they did, Sophia and Sisa squinted their eyes, for in the desk is a naked secretary, silently looking at them with increasingly reddening face as she used her left hand to cover her breasts and her right for her genitalia.

Sophia scanned the woman she identified as the head secretary of Urduja, as evident by the clothes on the ground, the queen of the undeads eyed the woman up and down a few times before ordering.

"... I want to meet Urduja."

The maid nodded and then hurriedly grabbed her clothes, put them on again, and then rushed out of the office door.

_What the hell was that?_

The duo asked themselves silently while feigning serious looks on their face.

[Sophia's POV]

What the hell was that?

Well, I guess everyone know what that was, so let's not delve any deeper into it, more so because the woman I wanted to meet, after about 5 minutes or so of awkward silence, Urduja finally entered her office with some veins in her temple as she started to adjust the polo she was in.

"You better have a goo- Oh... good day, Sophia, I see that your fight already ended."

At first, the hero of the sun is angry; however, upon seeing me and Sisa and dubiously scanning around the hitbox of the two of us, her anger noticeably subsided as Urduja made a "not bad" nod of her head.

I can't believe someone just did that to their daughter-in-law and a stranger, It seems like Urduja's perversions are brighter than the suns she summons.

"Yes, and... I have to do a lot of things in this half a day before the war between Valentine and Kamatayan and our invasion of Apolaki with Mayari starts, and here is one of my endeavors, she's the only living general that retained her breath after the Second Elven-Undead War, Sisa."

Urduja smiled at Sisa, who followed suit with a stiff, slight smile and a nod. The scene of the sun descending during the first day of the war is still vivid in her mind. The former continued to look at my sugar baby, as if seeing her slight resemblance to someone she knew.

This made me more relieved, because I would be embarrassed if Crispin and Basilio ended up dead with all that talk I did earlier, well, it's not like I'm not confident of the [Perfect Simulation]

"Sisa huh... What's her deal?"

Urduja, finally putting in her game face sat on her chair and asked, which made Sisa flinch a little, something understandable because I'm sure in the assassination departments of the kingdoms of this world, there is a file dedicated to Urduja that says "Fight her if you're tired of your life, you idiot.", the former general of Tydings opened her mouth, but closed it shut, gulping down some saliva.

In the end, Sisa can't muster up the courage to say her endeavor on her own, which is fine.

"Like I said earlier, she is the only living general to stay alive after their war against me, and, as her name suggests, she has gone mad because her children disappeared and are presumed dead."

Sisa snapped her head towards me with a questioning look, as if wondering why her name suggests her circumstances, though I refuse to elaborate as she won't understand.

"And then...?"

Urduja chided me to continue whilst seemingly piecing together the resemblance of the two children she had with Sisa.

"Upon asking Sisa, it was confirmed that her children went and became the main dark ops unit of the army that the god of the sun massacred when the god of the underworld wanted to encroach his influence in Gjallarhorn..."

Urduja's eyes shot up to this, whilst Sisa's face was filled with more prominent hope as she saw the face of the hero of the sun seem to confirm the status of her children.

"What are their name?"

I was about to speak, however, as if animated by a mind of its own, Sisa's mouth suddenly blurted out while raising her hand as if a good student, That's cute.

"Crispin! Crispin and Basilio!"

Urduja was shocked, and even Sisa couldn't believe what she have done, she immediately withdraw her hand, her face full of embarrassment as she squeezed out a muffled "I'm sorry" in front of us, seeing this, Urduja just smiled and then shook her head, I wonder if she finds people freaking out in front of her adorable, because I do, but anyway, that's not what important right now, because at this moment, Urduja chuckled and can't help but mutter.

"I knew Crispin and Basilio's mother would be named Sisa..."

Urduja chuckled for a second more before putting a comm. Crystal that is in a small box, and then commanded: "Order the heads of the black ops to enter my office, any missions assigned to them shall be paused, this order is high priority."

Sisa looked at me and so did I to her, her eyes that has tattoo ink on them started to become watery, one should have noted how lucky Sisa is for having such immaculate proportions, if she's just so-so, then Urduja might be skeptical, though I am not so-so, so I beg to differ but still, right?

In any case, after silently waiting for about 1 minute, two black flash appeared at both side of Urduja, however, that is only in the eyes of Sisa as I can see them back flipping like a moron clearly, and because of that, when they laid their eyes in one of the visitors of their master, they froze in mid air and failed to do the flip, crashing to the ground.

"Confirmed?"

"Confirmed, huh?"

Urduja and I smiled at each other, however, the three people involved doesn't have a smile on their face, in fact they are so immersed between each other that they seem to forget about I and Urduja's existence, they laid frozen in their places as if they were struck by the harsh cold climate of the poles, even their breathing seemingly stopped as their very consciousness seem to command their body to stare at each other to articulate the situation properly.

Urduja and I eyed one another, wanting to introduce the woman to the kids and vice versa, yet of course, not wanting to ruin the mood, the queen of the undeads and the hero of the sun dared not speak.

"Crispin... Basilio...? Is that... are you really my children?'

In the eyes of Sisa, a single tear drop fell down to the ground, the first tear of joy she had probably shed after her sons were thought to be dead.

"Yes... We are... we... have a mother a long time ago, but because of our neighbors in the village we live in, we got separated..."

Crispin and Basilio looked at me and Urduja who suddenly became part of Soho's team, making her bewildered, but of course, I don't have any time to ponder about such things as I watched the three mother and sons trio dash towards each other, gone are their outstanding speed as assassins as if their legs were shackled by the weight of their long suppressed longing, they hugged each other and knelt together to the ground, wailing their hearts out.

_That's our cue to get out of here._

Me and Urduja (probably) thought so, I ripped the 4th dimension below Urduja's bum and mine, making both of us lunge on it at the same time before being spat out in the bed of Urduja, I had to use [Perfect Simulation] to see a place where no naked maid is waiting for Urduja, can't be too careful when you are in the personal abode of a senior playboy (or girl)after all.

"Sigh... who would have thought that I would suddenly become a good Samaritan and raise the children of someone into fine young gentlemen... I wonder if I can... no, probably not."

Yes, yes you can't you motherfucker, we will be having a round two right this instant if you completed this thought, I can't hep but inwardly lampoon as I said.

"Me too..."

The two of us are sitting beside each other, making the conversation awkward, so Urduja tacitly went to her table, pulled out the chair, and twisted it to face me before sitting on it with her white polo and skinny jeans.

_That's a sight for sore eyes..._

My eyes trailed a little to the well-toned legs of Urduja, not realizing that I was now no better than her before hearing her speak.

"So? Why are you here besides helping Sisa? There's no way you will drag me to my bedroom just because you want to give them some private time, right?"

I sighed at this, steeling myself to say my true intentions.

"I reckon that your lord has instructed you of this already, but for the living soldiers of mine to have a better future that aligns with their desires, I want to sell Bulawan, Kamatayan's city of the living, to you after the war."

Hearing this, Urduja nodded slightly, not having any surprise at me being able to know it, if someone can create a nuclear explosion with their punches, then it would not be strange for them to know something they are not supposed to.

"They already agreed, given that..."

After that, the price as well as the condition I have promised to the living was stated, the two conditions were immediately agreed on but Urduja keeps haggling about the price and of course I too want to haggle, those soldiers are ready made war machines that can go head to head with her army, what the hell does she think lowering the price, is she out of her mind? Anyway, it took about 2 hours to get the price right, and after that, we started to talk more casually, I confirmed with this that Urduja is a reincarnator from my country... and seem to have a lot of plot relevance like that one novel with two Chinese transmigrator, the one starting the industrial revolution in a France inspired nation instead of Britain, how do I know of it?

Well, you see, upon talking casually and killing time before I go get my sugar baby, of course, I am curious about the origins of the hero of the sun, because who knows if I knew her previously, right? What if she's one of those stingy old men with pride bigger than the ocean that I defeated who went into depression, wouldn't that be interesting? So, I used [Perfect Simulation] to see what she is like before being the strongest lesbian that she is, however upon seeing the first light that indicates the activation of the skill, my mind buzzed violently and my vision was transported to a place... well, more specifically an eye of a creature that I instinctively knew as Paraluman, but now she is really a giant, no not that giant that has those big udders, her eye is as big as a planet, Jupiter kind of big even, it looked at me, the eyebrows that looks like the Orion arm itself clenched.

"Do not glare at the past of Urduja... even a second of knowledge about her origins will lead to the doom of you, Pentateuch, and the universe."

After that, I went back to my original view, Urduja slapping my back because of laughter.

_Damn..._

I was shocked, after all, when I simulated Urduja, I only saw that she will be fighting the brother of Eris, while I fight Eris herself.

_That means, I was not meant to learn of her origins from the start and even considering it will make Paraluman alert and if I pursued this curiosity, I will be warned by her... that also explains why before I knew of the time loop, I didn't consciously pursued this curiosity and thus was unable to learn of her bullshiting her own biography... I should listen to what my intuition has said earlier..._

This is something I have never predicted, and thus never looked at, one of the flaws of [Perfect Simulation] is that it just really simulates something and doesn't give additional advice, that's why there will be no prior warning if this or that will make me get discovered.

This is probably one of the things that was never considered by the past Sophias, even if I was not able to consider it.

I shook off this near death experience and my first major fumble if ever and then reckoned that it's already time that Sisa and her children stabilized, so I coaxed Urduja to go back to her office, in our reappearance we saw the three sleeping in the arms of each other, the two children is in the stomach of their mother, who is so tall despite her children being of moderate height.

I looked at Urduja, and then she nodded. I then used the 4th dimension to transfer them gently into a bedroom with no maid, naked. I once again looked at Crispin and Basilio and at Sisa.

_These two will be my adopted children, huh._

Just as I was thinking of that Sisa with her muddy eyes woke up slowly, she looked at me in bewilderment and then saw her children in her cradle, she smiled upon seeing that all of this is real, and again have fallen asleep.

Haah... one day, I would also be able to use those mounds as pillows