Situational awareness

Hello everyone!!

It's me, your favorite protagonist!

Or at least, I'm in the top ten (I like to believe so).

But setting aside that necessary reality evasion, let me pick up the story right where we left off:

“On a dark and stormy night, a kind and elegant mother, accompanied by her handsome and charismatic son (a baby), was attacked by a mysterious shadow that took control of the mother's body. Now, everything falls into the hands of a diaper-wearing heroine to save the day from this evil and unknown threat.”

HOW ON EARTH AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!!?

So, leveraging my vast knowledge of situations where a protagonist finds themselves cornered, I came up with three options to get out of this:

1. Fight and show who's boss (impossible).

2. Run away to fight another day (impossible, I'm a baby).

3. Throw away your dignity, beg, and play dead in hopes of surviving (feasible).

OPTION 3 HAS BEEN SELECTED!

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

YOU HAVE BEEN IGNORED!

And that is how the weak survive in this fierce jungle (home). Although... what is that thing doing now, you ask?

Well... After tricking her (being ignored), she walked toward the mirror again and proceeded to undress, even with me, a man (baby), present. Then she started playing with her body in my presence (I repeat, I'm a baby!).

I'm not sure what she's saying, but my expert opinion is that... SHE'S JUST MASTURBATING!!!

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE VIEW!!!

Wait! This is not the time for that, Mireya!

But... there's something about this situation that feels alarmingly familiar... Almost as if I had...

Agh! AHH!!

WAIT A SECOND!!

I know this situation!!!

I might not remember many things right now, but I do remember enough to hope I can preserve my identity.

Though of course, it's not like I remember super important things... in fact, they're silly details I could have perfectly forgotten, like burning "my bible of black feathers dancing in the wind", or "that ballet class" I signed up for by pure mistake.

But among that sea of blurry memories, there's one that stands out clearly: that of a certain "depressing erotic novel".

If I'm not mistaken, it was an anthology-style story covering all kinds of dark, perverted, and pretty messed-up themes... And here is the truly important part: one of its episodes described this exact same situation!!

Which means that...

AM I IN THE WORLD OF AN EROTIC NOVEL!!?