85. The Clans Must Be Crazy / Clash of Clans – 2: Allied MILF Force Gone Cuckoo, Part 1

Everyone is busy with missions now. I get that Konoha’s resources are stretched thin, but I wish I was able to go on every filler arc mission. They sound so fun, and there are a bunch that didn’t show up in the Anime, too! All kinds of weird things are constantly happening to each team of the Konoha Twelve, but my Anime foreknowledge only applies to a portion of them.

Even though I’m the Aburame clan Matriarch, I still need to participate in missions as a loyal Konoha shinobi or else offer compensation in the form of higher taxes. Then there are all the neotenic Template pregnancies I need to maintain by having sex with my girls as often as possible. My ‘little’ buddy is getting a workout! On top of that, they still expect me to be constantly available to hand out those reparation bloodlines I owe the other clans. Not that I mind… Harumi is a damn sexy woman, and I’m never sorry to find myself in her bed whether Hinata’s dad is watching or not.

Now, though, the major portion of that debt is coming due. My presence has been ‘requested.’

All that to say I’m in a Love Hotel with several mature ladies, naked except for bath robes, all sitting on a large bed, each of whom each expect me to impregnate them. Not going to lie—the prospect has me super excited. It’s not only that I love fucking ladies who know what they want, it’s that I know just enough about them from the Anime to entice me. Because they’re the moms of my lovers and Academy friends. I’m going to catch so much crap from the guys, later… it’s a good thing I already set them up with Naruko clones.

First up is one I’ve already met, Yamanaka Yua. Ino’s mother has eyes like pools of melted milk chocolate, cream-pale skin, and barely visible laugh lines around her mouth. She’s kept her brown hair in a high bun tied with a red ribbon even in this state of undress. This is a prim and proper woman with a slight build who seems completely resigned and calm about the situation.

Next is Nara Yoshino, Shikamaru’s mom. She has long hazelnut brown hair falling in a ponytail with three loose strands framing her face, and a pair of hoop earrings. Yoshino is slightly curvier than Yua, and by far the prettiest of the women here, but also the most plain—but I’ve always said vanilla is a fucking great flavor. She’s a classic, best friend’s hot mom and full-time housewife type. Yoshino actually seems to be the most uncomfortable woman here.

Third is Akimichi Cho, Choji’s mom. Look, I know she’s not the type of lady an average Joe Schmoe fantasizes about. Yes, she’s a big girl. I don’t give a shit. She’s a curvy woman with breasts bigger than Tsunade’s and an epic ass. My dick is going to have a great fucking time. Her dark hair is cut short, and she’s wearing makeup for me like she’s going out on the town—red lipstick and orange eyeshadow (a bold, striking choice). She’s confident and boldly sizing me up like a piece of meat. Oh, she DTF.

The last one is…

“Umm, no offense, because I’m happy to have you, but are you supposed to be here? This is for the Aburame clan reparations.”

“I’m part of the Allied Mother’s Force. I’d never allow my fellow members to make this sacrifice without me,” Mebuki Haruno says.

Sakura is going to kill me…

She has blond hair with a prominent bang that obscures her forehead and green eyes like her daughter. Her expression is no-nonsense, but cute, and she has the figure with the most common appeal (the ‘best’ figure) of all the ladies present—the so-called ’36-24-36. “We spoke with our husbands, sent them to the hot springs, and told them to treat themselves tonight. I’ve heard it’s been getting very hotblooded down there recently.” What rumors have been spreading about the hot springs, now??? “As for our kids, Choji-kun is having all-you-can-eat barbecue with his new girlfriend, Shikamaru-kun is on a stay-at-home-date with that Naruko-chan girl (she’s making dinner), and you know better than us what Ino-chan and Sakura-chan are up to.”

Sakura, Ino, and I had a long conversation about today. I explained how this was basically out of my hands at this point, and they eventually came around to forgiving me. That said, they decided to take revenge by going on a date with Hinata and Tenten while I’m here… the two of them are going to Transform into futas and fuck my favorite harem girls’ brains out after treating them to a gourmet meal on my dime.

Tenten and Hinata readily agreed to this as fitting karmic justice for giving my wives little siblings in nine months.

I’d definitely rather be the fifth in that foursome, but my duty is here, and I’m going to get enough MILF pussy today to satisfy me for a lifetime. Sigh. There’s always next time. It’s a fine consolation considering the caliber of women on display.

“Yes, ahem, well, I’m sure they’ll be fine.”

“Normally,” Mebuki continues, “This would obviously be out of the question. We have happy, satisfying marriages with our husbands. The only reason we’re doing this is for the future of Konoha.”

Yua nods. “This is the simplest way to avoid a civil war after the Aburame clan’s next generation is born. A repeat of the Uchiha massacre can’t be allowed to occur.”

“Even though my husband agrees, this still feels like cheating, and I don’t like it. Please make it quick,” Yoshino says.

“Yeah, let’s quit it with the yacking at get to the pounding!” Cho shouts, “Hurry up and strip, girls!” The Akimichi woman whips up her bathrobe, letting me see the biggest titty drop of my life. Damn, girl, she thiccc. They’re like watermelons for fuck’s sake.

The other ladies are quick to follow. Mebuki disrobes to show her ideal figure and above-average breasts. Yoshino didn’t shave her pubic hair for me, leaving a heavy bush, but my eyes on her boobs and waist confirm she’s just as beautiful underneath that bathrobe. Yua reveals her slim figure and slight breasts that still have a bit of their heaviness from a previous pregnancy. I imagine what they’ll look like swollen with milk in nine months and my Deep Dweller cock everts as I drop my robe. The women all gasp (except Cho) at my impressive, inhuman length and girth.

“How vulgar,” Yua says while unable to tear her gaze away.

“That’s not going to fit,” Yoshino worries.

“My Sakura-chan takes that thing?” Mebuki wonders, eyes wide.

“Not half bad,” Cho admits. “I might feel more than a tickle.”

Well, as gratifying as those reactions were, I’m as eager as they are to get to the action. I know most of them won’t want to do much playing around. “Mrs. Nara, you wanted to get this over with?”

She approaches with trepidation, “Well, but there’s no way I can fit that inside me.”

Not with that attitude. “It would be easier if you were aroused,” I comment, “What turns you on?”

“I don’t know if I should be telling you that…”

Hmph. “I have a scent-based genjutsu that might help.”

“No drugs,” she insists. “I need to be of sound mind for the whole thing, or else I’ll never be sure of what you did to me.”

“Fair enough, but my Pheromones aren’t like that. It lowers inhibitions a bit, but mostly just gets you horny.”

“Come on, Yoshino-chan, live a little. If we’ve got to do this, we may as well enjoy it,” Cho asserts.

Mrs. Nara sighs and nods, “There’s not much point if I’m too dry to even get it in. Do it.”

I funnel chakra to make my Pheromone insects produce enough essence to pump the whole room full of my most potent concoction. A faint aroma exudes from my body that sweeps over each of the MILFs. They swoon for a moment before righting themselves.

They’re flushed all over and blushing, their nipples firming to pert nubbins. They bite their lips and fidget in place. Yoshino checks herself downstairs to discover, “I’m already dripping!”

“Then let’s get started,” I suggest.

She nods and gets on all fours atop the bed. “If you’re going to impregnate me like a mare, I’m only doing doggystyle. Front-facing positions are for my husband, only.”

I’m fine with that. Approaching her on my knees from behind, I grab my cock and rub the tip along her slit, marveling at the thickness of that robust bush. I spread her cheeks to check the soft pucker of her rosebud and find it bare of hair. Wow, pretty~

“Hey, watch where you’re aiming that thing, young lady!”

“Yes, ma’am,” I respond, prodding her secret garden’s entrance with my member… to no avail. “You’re too tight.”

“You’re too big! This is ridiculous.”

“Mrs. Nara, you just need to loosen up a bit. Here, let me help you.” I trade my cock for my two middle fingers and easily slide them in with her abundant arousal lubricating this narrow pink passage.

“Hhhnnngh!” She tries to suppress a moan as she’s penetrated by her son’s friend and fails. Slight tremors course through her body.

With the Byakugan, I can see exactly where her g-spot is. Normally, I’m happy to mess around with my lovers and gradually find what excites or pleasures them. This time, I’ve got to force her to climax, or she’ll never relax enough for this to work. Maybe if I modify the Gentle Fist…

Chakra shoots from the tips of my fingers in a small, concentrated, gentle stream. I think of it like a pleasure-blowtorch. Turning up the intensity would do damage, which is the way I’d typically blow out someone’s tenketsu or strike at their internal organs. Instead, I’m bathing the nerve cluster between her pussy and bladder with enough chakra to excite things.

“Kyaaahn!”

Yoshino’s legs tremble and quiver as I rub circles around her g-spot. Then I start pumping my fingers in and out quickly, punctuating each thrust in with a burst of chakra into that sensitive little place. Juices fly as I fingerbang Shikamaru’s mom, making her throw her head back and moan as pleasure floods her brain. I keep going faster while pulsing my chakra until Yoshino stiffens against her will, muscles tensing, pucker quivering, and her cunt squirts me with a powerful jet of feminine fluids while she violently orgasms.

“Ahh-aaahhh-aaahhhnnn!” Her voice rises to a crescendo before her whole body slumps onto the bed, limp.

I’m covered in girl-squirt, but I don’t mind getting messy. No, I take a minute to lick up the sweet nectar slathered on my digits before continuing. Mmm, savory and salty goodness! I then pick her up by her hips and get her knees under her to resume doggystyle position. Aligning myself with her hot and wet entrance, I press steadily forward.

“Fff, damnit, so big!” Yoshino grunts as I struggle to squeeze myself inside. I’ll admit, I’m somewhat doing this on purpose. I could’ve gone small and adjusted my size to each of them. But, on the other hand, this is for their clans’ benefit. I don’t have any obligation to make things easy for them. You could even say this is these women’s only chance to experience a big, beautiful cock like mine! Maybe I’m doing them a favor by opening their minds to the pleasures of big insertions!

Still, though, she needs to loosen up. I grab her wrists for leverage and pull, the added force finally sinking me an inch into her gloriously tight and slick sheath.

“Yes, like that! Harder!”

Eh? I’m sliding further in. What changed—her wrists?

Then it hits me. Her husband is a Nara; I bet he restrains her with his Shadow jutsu during sex!

Yoshino certainly seems to be enjoying herself now, or at least hasn’t offered a word of protest. The sensations she’s feeling are apparently too much for her to deal with, paralyzed by pleasure. Then my tip hits her cervix.

“Gah-ahhn!” she moans, her rosebud twitching from the invasion to her innermost sanctum.

“Just a little bit more,” I reassure the cute and pretty milf.

“Wha?” she slurs in response.

I just pull on her wrists and lean forward, the added pressure squeezing another inch of me inside her pink tunnel. Not quite there, I tug harder and jerk my hips against her buttocks, pushing against cervix with my rod to make room for my entire length as I sink yet another inch further. Finally, I hilt myself in Yoshino’s tender sheath.

“Aaahhn! Fffuuuck! That thing is a monster!”

“Alright, now, bear with me and it’ll be over soon,” I reassure. “You did say to ‘make it quick,’ right?”

The reminder seems to trigger something in her mind because she hesitatingly responds, “Wait, maybe we should go sl—”

I cut her off by withdrawing completely with a satisfying pop before plunging back inside her sweet honeypot at full force. It’s not my fault she requested I try to make myself cum as soon as possible!

My thrusting is crisp and powerful, aided by my grip on her wrists. I pound her pussy, slap her butt with my crotch, and clap her ass with my thighs, giving no regard to patience or pacing. Yoshino buries her face in the comforter and screams her lungs out while I go to town on her tight MILF pussy. Arousal juices stream down both our legs as she continues to gush with each impact. Her toes curl. Her spine arches. Her pucker clenches.

“Mmmmphhhhh!!!” she shouts into the bed while drenching the covers with her squirting.

I’m not there yet, though. So I roll my hips with increasing fervor, leveraging my considerable ninja strength to yank on her wrists each time I thrust to maximize the force of impact. Anything to help me cum faster. Yoshino goes limp in my grip long before the cum boils in my loins and I know it’s time.

*Amalgam Bloodline Selected!*

A final thrust hilts me in her deepest reaches, my urethral tip pressed tight against her cervical opening as I shoot my stream of cum like a firehose. I’m holding her so firmly in place that the semen has nowhere to go but directly into her womb. Her belly inflates before our eyes as if already pregnant, adding an additional voluptuousness to her delightful figure.

When I withdraw at last, her vaginal walls grip mine as if sorry to let me go, her gaping entrance stuffed full of cum by the dregs of my emission. Yoshino slumps to the bed twitching, her nether hole overflowing with baby batter. There’s no doubt in my mind she’s 100% pregnant.

The other women look at me with mixed horror and expectation.

“How beastly,” Yua frowns, though her drooling pussy tells another story.

“Hot damn,” Mebuki whispers.

“I’ll have what she’s having,” Cho quips.

*Impregnation Count—9!*