13. Return to Konoha

*A-Rank Seduction Clear!*

*Uchiha Bloodline Acquired!*

*Sharingan Template Acquired!*

Hurray!

*S-Rank Seduction Clear!*

*Yuki Bloodline Acquired!*

*Ice Release Template Acquired!*

Sad face. Why did I think I could have promiscuous sex without emotional repercussions?

Still, mission success! Both the bridge builder and I got what we wanted. I have a lot to think about. My goals and purpose. New plans.

I explain my presence in the Land of Waves to Kakashi-sensei (the only one whose opinion counts here).

I doubt he believes me, but that doesn’t matter. He heard me say I’m ‘carrying’ Haku’s child. Truth is the best lie, after all. I did come here to collect the Yuki Bloodline for the Aburame clan. That I did so purely for my own interests and with my own methods is beside the point.

Walking back to Konoha with Team 7 is a bit awkward. Sakura’s gaze darts between me and Sasuke in confusion. Sasuke avoids eye contact with me. Naruto looks shockingly introspective. While I hope I haven’t damaged the story too much, the time is approaching when I’ll have to make some big decisions. I can’t worry about the little things too much.

After arriving in town, I reconnect with Kiba and Hinata.

…I may have royally fucked up.

I didn’t know Kurenai would become addicted to futanari cock; I swear!

Apparently, she ended her relationship with Asuma in a letter, even saying she’s quitting her job and working for the Aburame clan from now on. Asuma wouldn’t believe it, so he stormed into the Aburame compound demanding to see his former lover. The rumors say it got ugly. They say Kurenai told Asuma he never appreciated her, never properly satisfied her as a lover, that she’d always preferred women to men, and she even said he has a small dick (I doubt all that’s true word-for-word, as rumors tend to blow things out of proportion, but…)

That doesn’t sound like Kurenai to me. At least, sober.

I’m worried Choko totally dominated Kurenai in bed, got her high on Pheromones, then tease/denied her to the point she’d say anything to get another dicking. Maybe there’s more going on that I don’t understand but, if that’s what happened, Kurenai’s post-nut clarity is going to be god-awful.

I’ve got to say that sounds pretty evil of Choko.

Fuck, I’m going to have to rescue Kurenai, aren’t I?

I'm a little surprised the Hokage didn't get involved since he's Asuma's grandfather, but it can't be a good look for someone that important to interfere with a petty breakup. It'd be different if Kurenai had a major clan affiliation, said she was being held against her will, or if she'd been engaged, but she was just dating Asuma. I'm not sure how the Time-Skip will work since us Genin are already eighteen, but it could've been years until Asuma would’ve gotten her pregnant in this timeline.

I may have accidentally forced Choko’s hand by exposing Dweller-dick to Kurenai, but the Aburame seems a lot bolder in this timeline compared to the Anime. It’s because of me, isn’t it? Being born a woman who inherited the Pheromone insect and Deep Dweller accelerated Choko’s plans, compared to a male-Shino who was (no offense) a basic bitch.

I ask Hinata how she’s holding up and she says she didn’t want to pry into Kurenai’s personal life. Thank goodness she stayed away from the Aburame compound. I want to explain my suspicions to her, but I’m not ready to reveal the entire truth of my clan to her just yet. Soon, though, I promise.

Asuma takes over as our sensei temporarily, though his time is split something like 80/20 against us. He looks pretty messed up when I see him. I don’t have the courage to tell the man this is my fault, indirectly or not.

I’m so sorry, Asuma-sensei! I swear I’ll make this right somehow! Both by him, and Kurenai. Sheesh, not even Hinata’s cuteness can make me feel better right now.

From talking to Kiba, I learn that Kurenai (at Choko’s request) approved my ‘mission’ to the land of waves retroactively. Well, it’s good that I won’t receive any additional negative repercussions beyond the natural consequences of my actions.

My team is aware of the upcoming Chunin Exams and has redoubled their training despite having less than a quarter of a Jonin’s time. Thankfully, the Aburame clan sends a Tokujō sensei to supplement Asuma in training and supervising us as an apology to the Hokage for poaching one of his Jonin.

Before I start my preparations, I need to decompress with my girlfriend.