Chapter 43: New Normal

---D-Day+210, Siesic(Youyue) 21st, Thursday(Wuri) Morning---

---Beyulongong, Upper Ward---

*blinkblink*

Eh?

A lightening sky on the eastern horizon washes out the green, red and yellow colors of my shag pad. And casts fuzzy shadows. The sun isn't up yet but it's coming.

This large bedroom, like most of the cave mansion, is hot and humid. Scents of sex and incense linger in the air.

Feel the touch of women on my body.

But what woke me up?

*poke* *boing*

Well, hello there miss nipple.

*nibble*

"Nng♡. Hero♡." From a sexy tourinese moaning on my left.

Titties. ♫The best part of waking up.♫

*schlurp*

Oh♡ okay. Yeah, a morning blowjob is the real best part. My isekai alarm clock. Patent pending. Waking up the way God, and Hugh Hefner, intended. Damn. Little Li's oral skills have improved so much.

*pinch*

Take that, you naughty nipples.

"Ahn♡."

"Are you," oh mama, "girls feeling a bit frisky this morning?" Hey, it's an honest question. Might have time for a couple more rounds.

*mwa* *chu*

“Good morning, Yuehan♡.” Comes from the kissing yanese on my right. Said dreamily and lovingly. Yep, still not used to it yet.

From her that is.

Get that Xianxia Karen’s brain was washed not once, but twice. I spent a shitload of mana, and semen, fixing her after all. But transforming from queen bitch to gentle milf is still pretty jarring. Now, she couldn't care less about cultivation. All Ling wants to be is a mom and wife again. Out of a century and a half of life. Those are her only truly happy memories.

And Necrobitch has decided I’m going to help handle both of those goals. No matter how long it takes for her to convince me to.

Both Lili and Mel, my other two milfs, have had hard lives too. But they’re both “nobles.” Not daoists. So politics and ruling are in their blood. A very different mindset and worldview compared to a cultivator over three times their age.

The fair skin of Sue, Isueda Baschion, on one side contrasts sharply with the "jade" skin of Lin, Shen Ling, on my right. Jade skin is white with a light green undertone. A side effect of certain cultivation techniques. The green is not really noticeable unless side by side with other skin tones.

Sword Maiden plays with my nip as she speaks. "I knew you were dangerous, John." Suckles. "Wanted nothing to do with love again." Eyes me. "Damn you."

Yeah, could tell how hard you were resisting it last night… not.

*snore*

Lula's cute snoozing brings a smile to my face. Jesus, what a bodacious butt she has.

*stretch*

"Ow." A tigerkin that came over with Ling'er, gingerly touches her well plowed garden and mumbles. "So sore. No one has ever ridden me that hard."

Isa and Ymi stir a little before wrapping even tighter in each other's arms and legs. The dynamic duo look so sweet together. I'm glad Isabeau is accepting Ymanie's feelings.

Dusky skinned fingers run through hair as the thigh my head's laying on flexes.

"Thank you, master." My half dark-elf Frankie purrs.

Turn and give her slit a little lick. Earning an aroused moan and shiver in return.

One, two, five, three, yep, eight ladies. Surprised nobody extra snuck in to join. Red and Frankie bringing "the schedule" back has not been a popular decision. But my first and second wives are right. I'm spending way too much time each day fucking.

Christ, add that to the list of sentences I never, ever, expected to speak. Nor agree with. It's like I suspected months back. I've been buried in pussy. But who's using it to control me? Certainly not the Tourin king. Nope to the Yangxu emperor too. Really shouldn't be Metia. Wait… could it be? My own harem?

Hmm…

*click* *clack*

The double doors of this master bedroom open and two armed and armored imperial guardswomen enter. Along with a gaggle of servants. These maids assault the mattress. Cajoling, coaxing and dragging my groggy but very satisfied haremites off the huge twelve poster bed.

With the schedule back, my wives are also bringing order to our living arrangements again. As in, each woman has her own room and is expected to wake up there. Instead of on the furniture or floor in my pad, naked and sticky.

Many are choosing to share and shuffle sleeping arrangements. Having become used to a more communal lifestyle.

Except, of course, for the six scheduled to spend that night with me. Yes, the wheeling and dealing within the harem has returned to. As each "spot" is highly valued and can be traded. But only within the harem.

The two nightly "guest" spots are controlled by my four wives. Red1Edelys Barton, 1st Wife, Tourinese, Noble Knight, Harem General, Pregnant, Girlfriend(Blue), Frankie2Ushinua Barton, 2nd Wife, Tourinese/Dark-elf, High Priestess(Godbeast), Harem Queen, Blue3Alote Barton, 3rd Wife, Tourinese, Noble Mage, Harem Wizard, Girlfriend(Red) and Hitomi4Hitomi Barton, 4th Wife, Japanese/Dark-elf, Thief Hero, Harem Assassin/Spymaster, Ex-hero of Aquecia. While the three concubines, Lili5Lilias Barton, 1st Concubine, Tourinese, Noblewoman, Harem Administrative Assistant, Widower, Oda6Odaline Barton, 2nd Concubine, Tourinese, Magic Teacher, Half-dead(Margo), Ex-professor of Stormgarde and Sim7Simone Barton, 3rd Concubine, Tourinese, Magic Teacher, Half-dead(Ferra), Ex-lecturer of Stormgarde, Divorced, have input but no vote. Of course, considering she wants to use my abilities for her agenda. Little Li desperately wants a say too.

But she's had to negotiate with the "Four Bosses" instead.

Probably should promote more mistresses to concubine but haven't really cared.

The mistress ranks are getting a bit ridiculous though. There's Milti8Miltinnia Alnus, Mistress, Aquecian, Thief, Half-dead(Juri), Former Amputee(Legs), Isa9Isabeau Manel Angelles, Mistress, Tourinese, Archer, Girlfriend(Ymi), Formerly Manaless, Ymi10Ymanie Baramont, Mistress, Tourinese, Spearwoman, Girlfriend(Isa), Formerly Manaless, Clari11Clari Barton, Mistress, Tourinese, Noblewoman, Undead Brother(Peri(Living Shadow)), Daughter of Lilias Barton, Lizzy12Elizabeth Carter, Mistress, British(York), Noblewoman, Formerly Helena Lehne of Lustonia, Lula13Luliene Chastel, Mistess, Ukuxhan, Priestess(Godbeast), Pregnant, Ex-princess of Imkoni, Mel14Melicent Chastel, Mistress, Tourinese, Noblewoman, Widower, Former Duchess of Trosseria(Tourin), Maty15Matylda Jouveral, Mistress, Tourinese, Royal Knight, Former mistress of Duke Theovald Airnett, Auri16Aurai Lianlaf, Mistress, Tourinese, Noble Alchemist, Formerly Shortsighted, Zhi17Zhi Qiao, Mistress, Yanese, Expert Daoist, Inner Elder of Lanxuejiao, Master of Xiao Su, Former master of Ding Dong, Lin18Ling Yi Shen, Mistress, Yanese, Expert Daoist, Widower, Formerly brainwashed, Ji19Ji Ping Tiang, Mistress, Yanese, Daoist Princess, Royal Princess(Yangxu), Formerly in exile, Li20Li Zexi Tiang, Mistress, Yanese, Daoist Princess, Royal Princess(Yangxu), At odds with mother(Lady of Bright Deportment) and Kitsu21Sayuri Yamabe, Mistress, Foxkin(Huyao), Daoist, Disguised Demon. Plus Isueda22Isueda Baschion, Tourinese, Merchant, Leader of Regalia Trade Company, Retired Adventurer and Xiao23Xiao Su, Yanese, Daoist, Inner Disciple of Lanxuejiao, Disciple of Zhi Qiao may be joining soon.

Which does not count Val24Valaine Alvingham, Mistress, Tourinese/Vampire, Noble Vampire, Daywalker, Baroness of Transylva, Remained behind and Frosty25Franziska Frost, Mistress, Granyan(Elf), Magic Teacher, Pregnant, Ex-dean of Stormgarde, On sabbatical in Granya, Remained behind who stayed behind but said they are still mine. Ponder again how they're doing. Especially the breastless twig. Have been told elven pregnancies are a lot longer than human ones. So she won't be giving birth till late next year. But I still worry.

Sword Maiden cut some sort of deal with Lurch back on the treasure ship. I suspect it involved me but don't have any proof. Didn't want the D then but that's now changed for some reason.

Isueda became a very successful business woman after retiring from adventuring. Owns shops, spas and trades internationally.

"N-not that I'm saying I l-love you." Sue's stuttering. Stops running a finger down my chest and curses. "Pit." Right before the servants, politely, pull her off me.

Lili, walks in right after. My milf secretary is already in a red chinese dress looking very fine. Must have gotten up way early. A long dagger is sheathed at her hip. Scrolls in hand.

"Lord Barton," she curtsies, "you look refreshed." Waits as I roll out of bed. "You have several appointments scheduled today."

"Appointments?" Raise an eyebrow.

First concubine humbly follows behind as the servants guide me into my private bath. It's even more humid and hot in here. Descend into a large sunken marble basin full of steaming water as the girls begin wiping and scrubbing me. Using expensive soaps and shampoos.

"Sire, since you plan to remain in the North Jade Dragon Palace for some time." Lilias's posture is perfect but those eyes are devouring my body. "Your wives felt we should reinstate the Lions Keep policies."

Shrug. "That's a good idea. Thank you," glance, "secretary-wife." A blush. Lili's a concubine. But she does love being reminded that I value her as a wife.

Yeah, I can marry her. But she says it will mess with her daughter's relation to me. Some weird possible sister/daughter status thing that doesn't matter in Tourinese law for concubines. But does matter for wives.

Doesn't keep Clari from calling me "Daddy," when she's horny.

So the milf secretary wants to remain a concubine. Yet I haven't met a lady yet who doesn't like appreciation and validation.

"Join me."

Sexy momma trembles a little and nods as servants help her disrobe. The 5'8" Tourinese thirty-something takes my offered hand and steps down into the tub. Her bottom hourglass body leans into mine. Releasing a relaxed sigh. E-cup breasts float in the hot mineral water.

"Oh, my lord♡…"

My used-to-this maids work around her to keep cleansing me.

What can I say? I'm a dirty, dirty, boy.

*wink*

*chu* *rub*

"So, about these appointments."

"Ahem, yes sire." Nibbles on my neck. "Both the Alchemy and Necromancy clubs are coming today. I have scheduled an hour for each."

"What about the lectures?" I'm supposed to be here for training after all.

Traces a finger across my soapy chest. "With the upheaval at the Siwangdao we think you should avoid being too public for a day or two."

"Really, why?"

"Several elders are quite upset, lord." Starts massaging my pole. Waving off a very disappointed now maid. "They may try to retaliate. Escalating the issue."

Huh. Well, not really seeing a problem here but okay.

Pick her up by the hips and drop them on my lap. Splitting the gap with my erection. Getting a long moan as she begins grinding.

"And then…"

"Oh♡?" Wiggle on the pickle. "Yes♡ um… ah… ooh♡." A bit distracted. "Sire♡, please… don't be mean♡…"

*shlup*

Smile, pick Lili up again, then pull down. Piercing and driving me up to the hilt inside her.

"Aahn♡!" Lilias cries out.

"And then…" I tease.

With some difficulty the milf continues. "M-my lord," rolls her waist to adjust me inside, "th-the grand el-elder asks what part you played in Elder Qui Chin's dis-disappearance."

That's easy. "Tell him just the killing her part." See how brave and honest I am?

I put that envelope under that garbage.

Lili hesitates. "Elder Qinxin is requesting an audieNCE!" Her voice turns into a screech as I thrust hard.

*growl*

That mother! Fucker! Had scales covering most of my body for an entire day after Lurch snuck that pill in my burger.

"Secretary-wife, you tell that big bird looking mickey mouse sounding dickless balless leaf molester, that the next time I see him? I'm gonna kill him!"

Can feel Sanctity and Tormentor vibrating in the other room in agreement.

*fwop* *fwap*

"Ng♡!" "Un♡!" "Og♡!"

Yeah, the rest of that scene turned into a bit of a hate fuck because I got pissed. Lilias had to stay in the bath afterwards because the maids now needed to scrub her down.

Stomp out of the bathroom naked. Only to get swarmed by servants to dress me. Frankie is also waiting. "Master." My high priestess bows.

"What?!" Yep, still grumpy.

Priest-wife isn't phased at all and calmly answers. "Disciple Su Xiao begs an audience, master."

Sigh.

"What's sidepiece want?" Massage my nose. You know it's got to be about-

"Elder Qiao Zhi's student pleads for you to intercede on Ding Dong’s behalf, master."

Why the fuck would I… "Just tell me."

Can practically feel Ushi's smirk even though she keeps here face passive.

"Disciple Ding injured the brother of a Core Disciple and will face him in a duel today that he foolishly accepted."

"It's Dong, everything he does is foolish." Make a get on with it motion. "How bout you just tell me why I should care."

A predatory grin. "The Core Disciple is one of the young masters directly responsible for Sister Ji's exile."

…

"Now that's a good reason." Point at her. "Tell everyone to get ready." Evil fingers initiate excellent mode. "We've got a duel to crash."

And another asshole to murder.