Bad Habits Die Hard (2/2) (Lewd)
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There is something deeply wrong with them and their situation. Roberta only took time to sense it now. While a model citizen compared to the rest of Roanapur, she saw things within Nik in the dark that she wouldn’t want to see in anyone dear to her. He feels a different man beyond and behind closed doors, in and out of his clothes. They felt the same, stitched together, much like her—Rosarita and Roberta. Yet, it never felt anything but sincere when it came from him, be it his utter possessiveness with his sensual hands or the seductive moist of his warm breaths on the nape of her neck as he felt her up caringly.
But it’s still wrong. Roberta knows deep down that the three of them shouldn’t be in the same room. Rundy, for blatant reasons.
Nik?
She did want to ‘repay’ him. But it was getting out of her hand, or instead filling her grip rather nicely as she settled to the right side of his body as opposed to the skank on the left, their faces near each other and hands trying not to fight each other’s paws off the throbbing meat with enough length for both of them. Roberta doesn’t doubt Nik will fulfill his promise by shoving that long stick up her ass if they fight again. It’s strange. She shouldn’t believe a stranger that much, but ‘Rosarita’ can’t help but want to. That evil bitch always wanted to latch onto something—people, reasons, ideals. That’s who Roberta is.
A parasite trained to act on her worst instincts. And those instincts blow hotly into her ears, seducing her into leaning forward and covering Nik’s moist tip with her lips. She hopes her sharp teeth don’t get the wrong message as her hand lets go of the top length of his mast, dipping further down as it stretches her jaw further.
Rundy and Nik watch her as Roberta glances at the latter. There’s an unhealthy need for affirmation in her gaze. Chances—she does not want to miss them. She wants to latch onto every moment that can help her become better since Master Diego offered her a hand of help. She wants to do it for them!
‘That’s right.’ Roberta realizes. Diego had his fair share of encounters with more questionable situations as a noble. It tainted him enough, but that man never stopped trying. She feels similar sincerity from Nik.
A trying man.
His lovers must be the lucky group, she wonders. A trying man may lose in life, but such individuals don’t quit.
She leans further down before hitting an obstruction that snaps her out of her thoughts. Roberta finds a clenched hand between her hot mouth and the bottom length of Nik’s penis in her quest to satisfy him and make up for their earlier transgressions.
The maid pulls back, lingering her gaze on Nik as she sucks tighter on his tip before freeing his cock with a pop.
“Your hand,” Roberta stares at Rundy. “Move it.”
“You’re kidding me,” Revy sneers. “Any further, and you’ll probably gag on it before vomiting the dinner.”
“You’re exactly right,” Roberta smiles. “I haven’t ever taken it whole. Go ahead. Take my position if you’re so experienced, Rundy.”
Revy narrows her eyes, glancing between the maid and Nik’s erection before huffing and scowling at Nik.
“What?” He sighs. Just let the woman try and suck it! Was that so hard, Revy? She dims further after noting the slight frustration in his voice, grumbling, “Nothing. With your dick in her mouth, I wouldn’t have much to do.”
“Astute as ever,” Nik smiles. “Why don’t you join her?”
He knew it would be a lengthy task to make them do something together, so he thought about what to do next—
“Sure,” Revy tugs her bangs behind her and bands a ponytail again, shocking Nik and Roberta as she drags her tongue upon his length from the base before settling her mouth over the tip and sliding her lips down on his somewhat lubed shaft. Her scowl somewhat wanes the lower she dips, tightening her lips around his shaft as she reaches the base.
“Oh,” Roberta whispers, leaning close to note the short length of meat Revy struggled to swallow, smirking, “I expected no less, dear Guest.” Her hot breath tickles Revy’s ear. The former pays no attention to the maid but instead keeps a tight hold of Nik’s gaze. Unbothered by that, Roberta continues, cupping Nik’s ball and cooing, “Would you be so kind as to kiss Nik down here, too?”
“Why don’t you do it?” Nik smirks cockily. Roberta grins, a little more open to Nik now, revealing a sharper set of teeth. “I’m afraid I might accidentally bite them.”
“How?” Nik blinks. He asked to kiss her, not nibble them.
Revy drags herself along his length before freeing Nik’s cock and stroking it with a pleasingly firm grip. “She’s a crazy bitch, that’s how. Besides, you seem to be back in the mood.” She uses both hands, narrowing her eyes, “So we don’t have to work for it, right?”
“Would it help that continuing your good work will earn you my gratitude?” Nik smiles warmly, prompting Revy and Roberta to look at each other before firmly shaking their heads with adulterous grins.
“Your gratitude can wait. I suggest living the night before you decide to luxuriate us with something so pleasing,” Roberta gently plays with his sac with her thumb while Revy licks the underside of his cockhead before spitting on the tip and gliding her hand on his wet shaft. “I don’t know that the bitch is on, but I’d rather have a cock in me than your stupid words.”
“I know you like the latter more,” Nik grins. “I’ll be sure to luxuriate you two with my gratitude in a few hours. My after-sex care package is rather neat.”
Uncaring whether he is boasting or not, Revy shifts and straddles him, their naked and wet crotches rubbing against each other as Roberta moves beside Nik, hugging him from the side and working around his ear with her tongue before peppering the side of his face with kisses. Nik moves his hands from behind his head, too. His right-hand hugs Roberta, bringing her close, while his left-hand caresses Revy’s thigh as she bites her bottom lip and adjusts atop his cock.
“Oh,” Nik muses, revealing his recently acquired taste. “Can I record it?”
“What?” Revy snaps. “Are you kidding me? Why would I let you— actually, sure,” Revy unexpectedly grins. “Only if you share the video with me.”
Nik momentarily frowns, not liking the idea of Revy going along with something. He would rather trust her when she points a gun to his head.
“I bet she wants to blackmail you, or she will show the video to your lovers,” Roberta whispers hotly, obsessively running her fingers upon his torso and measuring his sculpted muscles.
“So?” Revy doesn’t deny the notion and grins, illicitly jerking herself back and forth on his tip, bringing her wet entrance around his cock head and pulling back teasingly. “Wanna do it? I bet I can make you bust a load in a few seconds~! Record it, would you?” The woman narrows her eyes, finding Nik shrugging in response. He already recorded his sex with others except the girls in the homeworld. Others in his harem were quite open to the idea as long as they kept it to themselves. After all, Nik still had Michi’s and Ursa’s illicit portraits hanging from his bedroom walls. A video just felt like a more advanced version of it.
The red mark around his left arm glimmers dimly under the duo’s alert gaze. He would care about showing off, but he believes nothing he can do will ever trump the moon’s destruction, so there’s not much to it.
“You should zoom into it,” Roberta directs, bringing her fingers on the screen as Revy slowly slides down, feeling every inch of her depths spread open on him until she barely bottoms him out, grunting, “I knew it was going to hurt.”
Nik snickers, “Remember? You were going to dry me out in a few seconds.”
“Yeah, yeah,” Revy lips thin as she paces herself moderately, biting her lips to ensure no sound slips out except heavy breaths. One of her hands cups her breast while the other one ‘unintentionally’ falls atop Nik’s hand on her thighs as she jerks her hips back and forth. Her heavy breaths turn rapid, and so does her body’s movement. She needed little time to get used to how filled she felt, allowing Nik to explore her insides as she bounced on him.
“Hmmgh,” Revy grunts, sliding down to his roots while squeezing her thighs. “Anytime now?” She hotly whispers while glancing at him. “Right?”
“Fuck around and find out,” Nik smirks, leaving the recording to Roberta, using his hand for a better purpose—fondling the maid’s toned ass.
“Did you try to negotiate an orgasm out of a man?” Roberta hums, panning the camera to Revy’s face as the latter rolls her eyes, “Shut up, Dog. At least I know how to take a man.”
“After years of practice, yes?” Roberta licks her lips, staring at Revy as she leans forward to steal a kiss from Nik’s lips for the first time, an act that has the renowned ‘Two Hands’ narrowing her eyes. It’s only more aggravating for Revy to see Nik leaning into the kiss until Roberta finds herself enjoying him more than the notion of teasing the former through him. The brunette watches the duo frenching it without shame as she picks her pace. She places her hands on his chest to find proper balance and slaps herself down on him with enough force to fill the room with the sound of their wet, sloppy sex. He takes notice of this, of course. His hand slides from her thigh to her bouncing breasts as he kneads around her poking nipple, rubbing and twisting them gently until Revy occasionally moans.
The two women have him surrounded in a way. Roberta’s more than happy to get her kicks off touching Nik while Revy gets more into riding him. Things would be different if he came, but Nik likes the achieved balance. Iroh would be proud of him, right? Revy can barely keep herself from moaning while Roberta’s enjoying him more than playing the tease.
He does wish he could be on top, though. Well, the night is long. And he knows the two women are in for an immense surprise when he grunts, offering a fair warning as he pulls back from Roberta’s lips. “Revy, you should—”
“F-Fuck~!” Revy gasps, “Finally about to bust, huh?” Her gaze is half-lidded and saturated with lust as she tries to steal his lips, only for Roberta to butt in and cover his lips again. Revy snorts at that before grinning at the camera. “Nah, I’m not pulling out. That’s how a real woman takes it all in.”
Nik grunts into Roberta’s mouth as Revy yelps in surprise. Thick jets of almost unending ropes of cum fill her up, leaving her shuddering at the warmth as she finds herself too near her damn edge, barely containing herself from cumming outright. She hurriedly pulls out as his twitching cock opens fire with a thick splooge spilling down her thighs.
“What the hell is that?” She looks down in shock, noting his soiled crotch. She even got it on her stomach as Revy slid her finger across her drenched entrance.
“Were you that pent-up?” Roberta whispers into his ear with a smug smirk.
Nik wishes he could say that. But he rarely has any breaks. If not for his evolution pumping his stats, his physique might have improved with the stress his body endures!
“You can say that,” he lies. The seductive whispers of his lustful blood are not lost on him, but he’s gotten wary of losing control and wouldn’t fall for such temptations again. He hotly exhales, glancing at Revy as she scoops more of his seed with her middle and index fingers.
“Do you have some medicine or—”
“Do you have some sense?” Revy snorts, sniffing the seed on her fingers before glaring at him and taking a cautious lick.
“What are you doing?” Roberta frowns.
“He isn’t normal,” Revy replies with narrowed eyes. “And I’d say someone spilled lotion if I saw THIS much cum in Anego’s production. I don’t know. I’d just like to have a taste test.”
Roberta raises an eyebrow before glancing at Nik’s soiled crotch, tracing a finger over his flesh and scooping some of his cum to taste, too.
“So?” Nik questions as he slowly sits up. There’s a bit of reluctance from Roberta’s side as she lets go of his chest.
“What do you think?”
Revy rolls her eyes. “It’s jizz, not a 5-star cuisine. But why is it—”
“Is it supposed to taste sweet?” Roberta frowns. “Do you have some disease?”
“Nope,” Nik shrugs as he moves his shoulders.
“Are you sure?” Revy frowns. “I don’t want some diabetic cum inside me. It’s fucking gross.”
Nik cringes at comparison before clearing his throat, “I don’t have any diseases.”
“Maybe up here?” Revy taps her temple, “You did almost die before. Huh. And all that weird shit—”
Roberta’s gaze hardens as she presses her hand against Nik’s chest, pushing him down.
‘Not again,’ he rolls his eyes.
“Rundy is trying to stall,” Roberta scoffs. “Pretty cheap. But I wouldn’t expect anything less from a slut like you.”
Revy scoffs, grumbling, “Just had to blow his mood till he couldn’t get it up for the night.”
“And it’s Revy!” the brunette snaps, only to find Roberta sucking on Nik’s neck as she pressed her pert ass on his sloppy joe, rubbing her damp panties against his erection with hungry chuffs. Nik doesn’t lie waiting either. His hands yank her panties away before holding her toned waist close and quietly pecking the top of her head. Roberta blinks, glancing at him in shock.
“Just stop me when it feels too uncomfortable,” Nik replies to the unvoiced question as the Maid slowly nods, allowing red to freckle her cheeks and ears. But it doesn’t matter. He can’t possibly point her embarrassment through the flush on her cheeks, right? She slowly licks the spot she decided to latch onto before nibbling on his flesh. Unlike before, she is gentle and careful. Her dry humps are now sensual gyration against his erection as she ensures to let her lower lips spread against his length.
Meanwhile, Revy crosses her arms. ‘What am I supposed to do now? I’d lay beside him, but the greedy bitch is taking him whole.’
She frowns, taking another lick of her finger. ‘Damn. ‘What’ is Nik?’ She never knew jizz can have a passing resemblance to butterscotch.
{A/n: Casually ruining everyone’s taste for butterscotch.}
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“Hnaah~! Ohh! *thc* W-wait!” Roberta gasps, accidentally snapping the wooden head of the bed behind Nik, looming over him. Nik holds her just inches above him, thrusting from underneath as their bed creaks and moans, but he doesn’t stop. Revy watches the two from the other corner of the bed. Her knees spread wide open as she fingers her wet snatch. “The w-wood!” Roberta moans. “It might get in your eyes! Haah!”
“How about this?” Nik hugs the woman before turning her over. One of his hands rests on the fractured headboard while the other strokes her thick hair. He takes a moment to admire her flexing abdominal muscles now that she’s out of her teddy, feeling the urge to cup her jiggling breasts as he fucks her harder than before. Her legs lock around his waist as she pushes her head against his hand. She moans instead of replying, tugging him tighter till he’s barely got any space to move.
Her back arches and Roberta’s insides grip tightly around Nik in preparation for—
“I’m—” she yelps before cumming explosively on his cock.
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“It’s just for tonight!” Revy grits her jaw as she strokes his cock with an unfocused glare. “F-Fuck! There’s no way I’m letting that bitch down there again!” She sucks on the tip while moving her hands as Roberta hugs the former’s waist and eats her out from behind. The two women and Nik look disheveled, the room tossed into a mess of different fluids. It’s not yet early morning, but the sky does seem brighter than when they started.
“Sure,” Nik nods.
Revy pulls back with a frown. She’d tried the same tune so many times that she’d beginning to feel like a broken record. But breath catches in her throat when Roberta fucks around with her sweet spot, prompting Revy’s shoulders to shudder as she dips and presses against his cock.
“Didn’t you want to tucker me out?”
Unlike Roberta, Revy tries to act the rogue and pull away from the caring touch on her cheek.
“I’m serving your mess to you on ice cream the next time we screw around like this,” she scoffs between her gasps, jerking Nik off as he chuckles and picks up his smartphone.
“Another?” she questions in exasperation as Roberta puts more work down there to ensure Nik snaps the most damning picture of all time.
“I can’t get enough of you,” Nik shrugs. “But no, I’m not snapping a picture. I was just checking the time.”
“Heh,” Revy drags her grip up and down. “You felt like a one-pump chump. How long has it been? 3 minutes?”
Nik smirks. “Try four.”
The woman rolls her eyes. “My point stands. The night was alright.”
“Except the times you came while hugging him and howling like a bitch in heat,” Roberta pulls up while licking her lips as she plants a swift spank on Revy’s plump cheek.
“When did I do that?” Revy denies it all. “And you broke the bed, you cunt! We only stopped— ehm, whatever!”
Roberta narrows her eyes, her once neat and long hair now quite messy. Nik almost feels sorry about how much time Roberta will need to untangle all that shit. Still, Roberta brushes the few strands of her locks behind her ear as she glances at Nik. “I should leave. It was—”
“Stay,” Nik interjects. “You don’t have to sleep here. You’ve got your duties. But why not rest a little? With me?”
The maid looks away as Revy grips his cock tighter, “And what about this? How many times do you need to cum? I’m looking for a ballpark here.”
“Oh, it goes away if you don’t give it any attention,” Nik hums.
“What is that? A kid that will get bored when not given attention?”
Revy lets go as she slumps to his left with exhaustion. Her arms hug over his chest as Revy glances at Roberta, “Weren’t you going to leave? Shoo. You did well for a maid. I’ll tag along with Nik in the next appointment to ‘use’ you again.”
“Then I should feel honored, dear Guest,” Roberta smiles sweetly. “You did take your sweet time down here, did you not?” The woman traces her crotch before shaking her head. “It’s reasonably late. And my main priority today will be to clean the mess you made, Rundy. I should stay.”
She slumps to Nik’s right, exhaling in contentment when his arm hugs her, too.
“It’s Revy.”
“Rundy, be quiet and let Nik sleep. He should have his rest.”
“Looking for a fight, Slut?”
“With you? There won’t be a fight.”
Nik understands what Roberta means, but he couldn’t help but chuckle. “Roberta’s right. I was almost jealous of how you two sounded when the other was underneath.”
“Shove it, Nerd.”
“Do not address him like that,” Roberta scoffs.
“What are you? His maid? Keep your paws to yourself, Mutt.”
Nik sighs and closes his eyes. Maybe he shouldn’t have pushed his luck by asking Robera to stay.
Then again—
“I feel damn happy,” he grins, his words turning the two women quiet until they snort/scoff before closing their eyes and resting peacefully. They did vent almost all their issues through the activity for hours.
They deserve a rest.
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‘They are finally silent,’ Garcia curls under his blanket as he closes his eyes. ‘Morning classes are going to be rough today.’
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Alternate Title: The Sights In Darkness; Stitched Together: Past And Present Nik; The Rosarita Complex; Shots Fired; The Hate Boner Continues; Set Mood; Extra Large Creampie; A Messed-Up Threesome; Vying For Attention; Roberta When Kissing Nik: That Will Make Rundy Angry— O-Oh. It Feels Good. Rundy, Who?; First Mayo and Now Butterscotch, Vote For Next MC’s Cum Taste Test (Strawberry, Blueberry, Biryani); Breaking Board; Breaking Bed *Insert Breaking Bad OST*; Nik To Revy And Roberta: I AM The One Who Knocks… Others Up; Sweet Creampie; Eaten Out; Roberta Low-Key Loving Gentle Fuck; The Maid Wants Everything Wholesome; Revy Wants That Too- N-No She Doesn’t!; Sleeping Tight; Garcia On The Other Hand
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A/n: Maybe I was too sleepy when I wrote it, but I still feel something is missing from the scene. I will get back to it when the edits catch up. Do comment If you guys feel I could add something. Again, I don’t think the chapter is poor in any way. I just think I could have done better—but I don’t know how.
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