Scary night

Hello everyone!!

Guess who graduated from the hospital?

Come on, it's easy, or do you give up? Well, I guess I'll have to tell you.

THAT'S RIGHT!!!

IT'S ME!!!

Look at me, world, because I've come for you!

ROAR!!! (burp)

Wow!

That milk was delicious...

I may have never drunk alcohol (I think), but this milk must be really good to give me so much energy (hyperactivity).

But back to the main topic, my new family lives in a very nice, spacious, and bright house. You could say I'm living the dream life that everyone craves: I don't have to work or study, they feed me, bathe me with warm water, and change me without me having to lift a finger.

But if I let myself be spoiled by the wonders of being a baby, reality will give me a good hit when I grow up.

That's why I've been exercising my control over this small, soft, and clumsy body to get used to things like moving fluidly.

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Ahem...

I had to touch up my nose makeup for a moment...

What?

Does a baby not have the freedom to politely step out (in her mother's arms) to powder her nose after crashing onto the floor?

I want you to know that I have my rights and I intend to make full use of them, do you hear me, my friend?

Wait...

No!!

Stop talking to myself, to myself!

Concentrate, breathe, inhale and exhale, focus your mind on something that lets you concentrate: the milk (delicious), the nap (I'm sleepy), the toy truck dad bought me...

WAIT, A TRUCK! THAT MUST DIE!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ah...

Dad came to the crib and took it away from me with a very tired look on his face.

Tch... You're safe for now, piece of plastic, but sooner or later I'll catch you and you will die by my hands.

Back to the main topic, I've only had one real worry since I arrived. It's like a strange sense of danger, as if a sixth sense woke up and yelled at me:

What are you doing lying there sleeping?

Get up and run for your life, idiot!

Or something like that, I think?

The point is that tonight I finally understood the reason for that warning when I saw a black, shapeless silhouette slither across the floor until it merged with my mother.

Suddenly, she began to convulse slightly, walked slowly to the mirror, and looked at herself with a smile I had never seen on her before...

Yeah...

This changed way too fast, right?!

Someone, anyone, help!!!

But the screams of my soul would reach no one that night.