Vol.2 Ch.16 – Perfectly Normal Bedroom Talk… For Bizarro World
Chapter 16: Perfectly Normal Bedroom Talk... For Bizarro World
They only barely made it through the door before Elaine had Cassie pinned against the wall and the two of them were making out like teenagers on prom night. His scent and flavor were damn near intoxicating and she couldn't get enough of him. She felt him growing hard against the thigh she'd pressed between his legs.
“You know," she said gasping as they finally came up for air, “I wanted to teach you all about pure and impure magic and how it relates to ice magic in particular but you're just way too sexy.”
He giggled. “The fact that you can say that to little old me with a straight face despite having three sexy-as-hell girlfriends is the best compliment anyone has ever given me.” Then he leaned back in and kissed her again.
They made out for a while longer and he finally grew bold enough to touch her breasts, cupping them in his hands and gently massaging them.
Finally he broke the kiss and said: “But you know, that does sound pretty interesting.”
Elaine groaned. “Come on, I just want to suck face with you a little, take a peek at what you're wearing under this uniform and maybe get you off once or twice. Do you really want to talk about magic instead?”
He bit his lip and smiled. “How about this? We get on this bed, I take your top off and play with your boobs, and while I do you teach me what you were planning to teach me.”
She licked her lips. “Just this once. I don't want to condition myself to get horny when talking about magic theory.”
He giggled again.
**
And so they got on the bed, with Elaine sitting down on it with her back against the wall and they once again made out while Cassie slowly, methodically, took her top off, revealing an amazingly toned body and a racy black bra he seriously hadn't expected.
“Aw, you got all dressed up for me?" he asked.
“Of course," she said, a little flustered that she was topless while he was still fully dressed.
“Were you expecting this?" he asked, his voice teasing.
“Hoping, more like," she admitted.
“Glad to know I'm not the only one who got dressed up hoping for exactly this," he muttered and then started to cup her breasts again, squeezing them together, and then pressed a kiss onto her cleavage.
“Fuck..." she groaned.
“So?" he asked, his voice way too chipper as he reached behind her back and unclasped her bra with a deftness that surprised her until she realized that he probably had a lot of practice putting on and taking off bras. “Magic?”
She groaned theatrically and then groaned again much more naturally when he licked one of her nipples. “Alright, fine. So, elemental magic is classified as either pure or impure. Pure magic can create the element in question, impure magic can only... fuuuuck... only manipulate what's already there.”
Cassie sucked on her nipple a little longer before he asked: “So impure magic is like that Pyro guy from X-Men? He can control fire but he still needs a lighter to create it?”
“Exactly like that," she said, catching her breath before he latched onto the other nipple with his mouth while his fingers started tweaking the one he'd just gotten nice and wet and hard. “S-s-so the reason that's relevant for you is that ice magic on its own is super limited. Ice magic on its own is just the ability to slow down molecular movement. Simply put, it can flash-freeze something but it can't shoot icicles. That would require at least a little water ma-ha-ha-gic.”
The last little hiccup had been because Cassie had pinched one nipple with his teeth and the other with his fingers, dancing on the knife's edge between pain and pleasure.
“I don't quite see how those two are related yet," he said, kissing his way upward from her breasts and to her throat, lavishing it with kisses as Elaine leaned her head back to give him easy access.
“I-I was getting to that," she said, then muttered: “Holy shit you're good at this.”
“Thanks," he said, rewarding her with gentle suction that left a hickey on her skin.
“So, most born ice mages also have at least a bit of a talent for impure water magic but they usually need to strain to use pure water magic. You will need to test out which of those you have. If you didn't – holy shit – if you didn't have innate magic then I would probably have advised you to ask Jeanne for a water-elemental PSI device since your skill set doesn't seem interested in giving you access to water magic.”
“What if I don't have a talent for either?" he asked as he stopped licking her pulse.
“Then you'll still be able to make it work, it'll just be more work," she said. “That's the beauty of innate magic. We can use any element, we're just way more comfortable with certain ones.”
“And the others can't?" he asked as he leaned down to kiss her abs.
“N-no," she said, trying not to squirm against his mouth. “They only get access to the elements they've bought and I have no idea how it can work like that. Everything I know tells me it shouldn't work like that and yet it does.” She paused just long enough to let him know the topic was done before she said: “And now I'm going to show you why it's a bad idea to tease me so much.”
“Yeah?" he asked cockily.
“Uh-huh," she said and then grabbed his wrists and pushed him into the mattress.
She kept his wrists pinned as she once again mauled his mouth. Once he melted into the kiss right and proper she started to take his top off, then opened his fly. Then she broke their kiss and slid down to pull his pants off. Only then did she admire the view.
Cassie wore snow white lacy lingerie. A lacy bra, lacy panties, a garterbelt and stockings. The lacy panties were tenting up rather alarmingly and his chest had the tiniest little mounds, as if he had too much estrogen. She wondered if he was on hormones but his erection seemed way too stable for that.
“Holy shit, you are way too fucking sexy," she muttered.
“Right back at you," he said and as if to prove it his cock twitched as his eyes roamed over her.
She descended upon him once again, invading his mouth with her tongue as her hands sought out his already hard nipples. She rubbed against them, then pulled down the cups of the bra just enough to reach them. She rolled them between her fingers, squeezed them and pulled on them and every time Cassie let out a little squeal into their shared kiss.
When they finally broke the kiss to come up for air Cassie looked a little nervous.
“Something wrong?" she asked, instantly worried. “Do you need to stop? Are you uncomfortable?”
He shook his head. “Everything's great," he said. “You're super sexy and I'm into you, don't worry. It's just... before we go any further I have a confession to make.”
“Yeah, you're a boy, I noticed," Elaine joked.
He gave her a quick grin but then got serious again. “No, it's something else. I... It might make you angry, but please let me finish my explanation before you decide to kick me out, okay?”
She frowned. “Of course. What's wrong?”
He sighed. This could ruin everything between them. But if he didn't tell her and it came out later it would ruin things between them.
“Let's start at the start," he finally said. “When you guys came to save Kate and me in Albion I thought you were crazy hot, all the way back then. I was interested in you and you were checking me out, too.”
She blushed when she heard that. She hadn't known she'd been that obvious about it.
“I could tell you were with Alexis, Evelyn and Ophelia and so I thought you'd lose interest when you found out I wasn't a girl," he went on. “Except you didn't and that was really exciting.”
She nodded, still not seeing how this would possibly upset her.
“And then, after you killed the monsters and took us back to the base we were tossed into the infirmary to catch up on all the sleep we didn't get under the cultists...," he continued and then took a deep breath before he hurried to add: “Except I was too excited to sleep much.”
He waited a moment for it to sink in but when he didn't see the horror on Elaine's face he spelled it out:
“So I was awake when you talked to Nurse Rachel.”
Her breath caught in her throat. “So you know...”
“Yes," he admitted. “I want to say I didn't mean to eavesdrop but... I was curious about you and I didn't think you'd be talking about such... sensitive topics.”
“And yet you're still interested," she said.
He took a deep breath. “That's the part I need to finish completely so that you don't get the wrong idea, okay?”
She nodded.
“So as I mentioned, I'm bisexual," he said. “I find men attractive and I find women attractive. But the things I like in bed mean that most of my relationships with women don't last long. Most women aren't interested in the things I want in the bedroom.”
“Anal," Elaine guessed.
“Yeah," he admitted.
“Giving or receiving?" she asked.
“Receiving," he said. “Most women aren't willing to indulge that and the few that do treat it like they're doing me a favor.”
“So that's why you're interested in me?" she asked. She sounded hurt, just like he'd feared.
He shook his head vehemently. “No! As I said, I was attracted to you from the start. But I thought that things wouldn't work out. You had that sexy lesbian energy so I thought you'd have a strap-on but you'd probably get bored of me super quick. So I thought I wouldn't pursue you since things wouldn't last. But... when I heard about your... circumstances I thought that things might work out between us after all. So please Elaine, don't think I find you attractive because of what's between your legs. I found you crazy hot from the start. Please believe that.”
**
She looked into his eyes, looking for any trace of deception. All she found was earnestness and tears gathering.
She was upset about her shame being discovered like this but she found the thought of someone wanting her just for her cock far worse. But... he had been checking her out back in Albion, hadn't he? And he'd seemed more than happy to play with all her distinctly female parts before, hadn't he?
She sighed.
“Why did you even tell me if you knew it'd piss me off?" she finally said. “You could have just gone with the flow and acted surprised once I admitted it to you.”
“These things have a nasty habit of coming out in the worst situations," he said. “I didn't want you to find out when I wasn't there to set the record straight. I'm already living a life full of dumb anime cliches, I will not be adding that one.”
That one got her to snort. Finally she leaned forward, cupped his cheeks and used her thumbs to wipe the tears out of his eyes. “You're too pretty to cry, Cassie.”
“You're not upset?" he asked.
“I am, a little bit," she admitted. “But I'm also grateful you were honest with me. And I still want to push you down and make you cum for me.”
“Yeah?" he asked.
“Yeah," she said. “But there's something you need to know.”
“What is it?" he asked.
“I don't go beyond third base on a first date," she said.
He raised an eyebrow. “Oh no," he said sarcastically.
She smirked. “So, straight talk. You've told me what you're into. Does that mean you'd rather I finger your ass than jerk you off?”
He bit his lips. “I'll take whatever you'll give me," he finally said. “As I said, I'm not trans. I don't have gender dysphoria. I won't freak out if you touch my cock. I just prefer cumming with my prostate.”
She nodded. “Okay. But, now I've gotta ask. You said there aren't any women willing to do that for you, but I'm sure there's some.”
He rolled his eyes. “Yeah, dominatrices. But I'm not into pain and I don't like the whole humiliation and cuckolding bullshit either. I'm a strong independent femboy and I like having my prostate milked without someone humiliating me for it.”
She snorted. “So no dirty talk?”
He shook his head. “Tons of dirty talk. But only in the bedroom and with the implicit understanding that we still respect each other afterwards.”
She nodded. “Okay, that sounds good.”
She pulled him back into a kiss and soon enough the earlier awkwardness was washed away. They made out sloppily, their hands roaming over each other, and their moans soon filled the room.
Eventually Cassie's hand traced all the way down to Elaine's crotch and began rubbing her cock through the pants. “Will you let me play with it?" he asked, a little unsure of himself.
“How can I resist if you ask in that tone of voice?" she asked.
He grinned. “I'll keep that in mind.”
He reached down and opened her fly, then pulled her pants off entirely and beheld the prodigious bulge in her boxer shorts.
He gave her a smirk and then kissed his way down her abs once again until he reached the waistband of her boxers. Instead of taking them off right away he buried his face in her clothed crotch, kissing the bulge and immersing himself in her feel, in her scent.
It was one of the hottest things she'd ever seen, the way he practically seemed to worship her.
Finally he pulled her boxers down and her cock smacked him in the face. He grinned when it happened.
**
Cassie wasn't exactly small and he'd never suffered from penis envy, but that thing made his eyes widen. It still wasn't penis envy, though, more like penis concern. This thing was as big as the biggest toy he'd owned, the one that left him very happy but very sore when he was done with it.
But for now it wasn't a concern. Elaine had said they'd be stopping at third base. He was a little disappointed by that but it gave him something to look forward to and helped him not to seem like too wanton a slut, though diving face first into her crotch had probably not helped that image. But he hadn't been able to help it. The chance of immersing himself in her musk had been too good to pass up.
She smelled totally different from a guy and her distinctly feminine scent coming from a distinctly not feminine penis was a juxtaposition he couldn't get enough of.
And now that he could see the whole thing he could also confirm for himself that Elaine did, indeed, not have a pussy. She had a big, sturdy cock, a heavy pair of balls, and after that came a taint and presumably an asshole that was currently hidden between two sexy cheeks.
“So," he asked, trying not to sound like he was already cock-drunk, “how did this happen?”
“Becoming an Awakener had side effects," she said. “Somewhere between the implants and the drugs it just happened.”
“Yeah, I got that," he said. “But how did it happen? I doubt they put you under for a surgery and when you woke up you suddenly had Mr. Happy here.”
She raised an eyebrow. “Mr. Happy?”
He waggled his eyebrows.
She sighed, looking as if she considered whether to tell him. Finally she said: “So, my period was late. I was super nervous about it. I hadn't had sex with a guy in years but I was on a compound full of dudes and I was scared someone had, I dunno, jizzed in my shower gel.”
“Eww," he commented.
“So when the cramps started I was almost happy about them," she continued. “Then the cramps got worse and worse and I took a painkiller before going to bed. And when I woke up I suddenly had this thing.”
“Did that freak you out bad?" he asked, his voice sympathetic.
“At first?" she asked. “No. I thought I was dreaming. I may have had a slight futa fetish for a long time so when I woke up with a huge cock I thought I was having a wet dream and immediately started jerking off. I expected to wake up in a puddle of pussy juices when I was done but then I came and realized I had been awake the whole time. THEN I started freaking out.”
“Futa fetish, huh?" Cassie asked.
She blushed, then took a deep breath. “Whatever, you do your hair like Astolfo, I doubt you'll judge me.” She looked him in the eyes. “If you're curious, check out the bottom drawer of the desk.”
He raised an eyebrow and got off the bed, making sure to sway his hips enough to give her a nice view as he sauntered over to the desk. Once there he opened the bottom drawer and was immediately assaulted by a rather eclectic collection of hentai doujins, most of them original Japanese versions and all of them sharing a common theme. He flipped through them and noticed several he recognized as he'd read English fan translations of them online. Finally he landed on one in particular of Futa Gudako and Astolfo. He pulled it out and flipped it open.
“Holy shit," he said, “I've cum to this one so many times. And you have a Japanese original?”
“Ordered them online," she admitted. “These days they ship doujins overseas if you're willing to pay through the nose. Well, they used to before the Invasion...”
“You're pretty hardcore," he told her, impressed.
He kept flipping through the thin book until he reached the page he had saved as a reaction image on his computer. The doujin was in Japanese but he knew the words by heart. Or rather, he knew the English fan translation by heart. He had no idea if it was accurate. Either way, he gave her the same seductive smile as Astolfo did in the doujin and quoted:
“Would you like your dinner now? Or maybe your bath... Or maybe would you want to... ass-rape the shit out of my boypussy?”
The reaction was exactly what he'd been hoping for: Elaine broke out in uncontrollable laughter. “Fuck me, that sounds terrible when you say it out loud.”
He put the doujin neatly away and got back onto the bed. “It does. But, while we're on the subject...”
“Yeah?" she asked.
“I hate the word 'boy-pussy'," he said very clearly. “'Ass-pussy' is marginally better but still awful. And 'boy-clit' is right out.”
“Noted," she said. “I won't use any of those and in exchange you will never refer to this thing," she pointed at her penis, “as a 'girl-cock'. Fair?”
“Fair," he said and they shook hands on it in all seriousness. “We don't hyphenate in the bedroom.”