75. The Asuma Apology Extravaganza (M+ / F+)
“Got an invitation?”
“…I’m on the guest list.”
“Name?”
“…You know I can recognize you under the sunglasses, right, Naruto-kun?”
*Sigh.* “You’re the last one to arrive as usual, Kakashi-sensei. Let me get the door.”
A Naruto clone in dark sunglasses and a black muscle shirt opens the door for Kakashi, who enters the dimly lit warehouse. Loud dance music blares. Colorful lights splash the girls in seemingly random bursts, giving them a mysterious air accentuated by mist pouring forth from hidden machines.
On the dance floor, twerking, gyrating, undulating, and twirling about stripper poles in their lingerie, kemonomimi, and tail butt-plugs, are Tenten the tiger, Hinata the playmate bunny, Sakura the pink fox, Karin the red panda, Kin-Kitty, Ino the prancing pony, and Naruko the devil girl succubus. They’re all strictly look-but-don’t-touch.
(Anko and Tsume promised me extravagant rewards in exchange for a pardon from tonight’s event. They couldn’t bear the embarrassment of having to face their Jonin peers as dancing girls.)
“Right this way, Kakashi-sensei,” a Naruko serving girl catches his attention and leads him to an open chair. “Beer? Sake? Cigar?” All provided courtesy of the Aburame clan. I also took the funds to rent this warehouse from the clan coffers—I’ll be sure to reimburse everything I’m borrowing and then some eventually during my time as Matriarch. “Or… me?”
“I’d just like some sake at the moment, please,” the legendary Copy Ninja says as he’s seated.
Beside him on either side is a row of comfortable cushioned seats with an ideal view of the stage, each bearing a prestigious occupant. Asuma, of course, but also several others with top-level talent like Morino Ibiki of the Torture and Interrogation Force, Shiranui Genma the former Hokage’s bodyguard, and Ebisu the elite ninja trainer.
“Kakashi-kun! It’s about time you got here!” Guy-sensei cheers while guiding a naked Naruko bouncing reverse-cowgirl up and down on his cock. “The booze is sweet and the pussy even sweeter!”
“Yeah, Kakashi-sensei, loosen up!” Kiba suggests from a seat nearby while getting sucked off by another naked Naruko. Despite there being so many fine flavors available, I don’t blame him for sticking with vanilla. It’s a fine fucking flavor!
For the record, the Naruko’s servicing the guests are Shadow Clones of Kiba’s Naruko. My Naruko is on stage in the succubus outfit, so she’s easy to tell apart. Anyone arguing that all Naruko’s are the same can shut the fuck up—I’m definitely not violating my ‘no sharing the harem with men’ rule!
His sake arrives in seconds, and he sneakily pulls his mask open to pour a sip into his mouth without letting anyone see what’s underneath. Kakashi shrugs, “I was hoping for…”
“It seems Mr. Worldwide himself has finally joined us. Hello there, Kakashi-sensei. Were you wanting me as your partner for the evening?”
“Mr…? Nevermind. Yes, Shino-chan, I figure I may as well go for the most exclusive item on the menu. Or is this a Shadow Clone as well?”
I chuckle, “Actually, it’s a Body Double. A D-rank hybrid jutsu of my own creation; essentially a perfect copy of my physical body, but no smarter than a normal clone. Perfect for use as a sex toy. Just so you know, Kakashi-sensei, Body Doubles of all the girls on stage are available for tonight only.”
Earlier, I had a genius-level realization. There’s something that my Body Doubles can do that Shadow Clones can’t!—It’s servicing random dudes without affecting me with psychic backlash. When Naruko tried to tackle a room full of horny futa lesbians, she got easily overwhelmed by a dozen simultaneous orgasms. I won’t make Naruko’s mistake in a room full of Jonin-level threats and above.
“Fascinating,” Kakashi says while considering the craftsmanship of my technique.
“Tenten-chan is a splendid kunoichi, Kakashi-kun,” Guy recommends without pausing his thrusts up into the Naruko’s pussy. “Don’t blow this opportunity!”
I nod. “That’s right, she’d never normally agree to this since she’s a lesbian and my girl, so now’s your chance.” It was a little weird and a lot kinky watching the teacher bone the student, even though she was just a Body Double. I see copies of all my girls doing ecchi things to the guests, from backrubs to foot massages and a few even acting like furniture. Don’t underestimate the kink-level of Konoha Jonin!
“Hmm, but how will your girls get proper Jonin training if you keep them exclusive?” the copy ninja says, playing devil’s advocate.
“I’ll worry about their Jonin training when I’m a Jonin, Kakashi-sensei. Let’s not borrow tomorrow’s troubles and enjoy tonight instead.” Body Double! I send my physical copy over to unzip his pants and fish out Kakashi’s rod before beginning to suck away his troubles.
“This technique… is not half bad! You pass.” He gives me a thumbs up. I roll my eyes. I didn’t really need your approval, sensei, but it’s welcome, nonetheless.
“This is the best party ever!!!” a white-haired man wearing a red coat exclaims from nearby while a Naruko gives him a bare-assed lap dance. I’m glad to see Jiraiya recovered from his incident in the Hot-Blooded Hot Springs. I’m even more glad he took me up on my offer of a ticket to this event in exchange for more personal favors at a later date. And I fully intend to collect.
“Ah, excuse me, Shino-chan, I’m ready to order,” a young man with short brown hair requests my attention. To the casual observer, he’s nothing special, but I know better.
“Of course, anything you wish~”
“I’ll have the redhead, please.”
“Right away!”
When a Karin clone comes to service him, I get a glimpse of a sizable sausage. Nice, Yamato! The Body Double is extremely lifelike. She writhes in his lap as he fondles and fucks her, even biting his neck and clawing at his back when she cums on his impressive rod.
Then I find the man of the hour being fawned over. A half-dozen of my girls’ clones are pampering Asuma at my behest. Once again, he’s chosen to fulfill a particular kink, selecting Ino to ride his cock reverse-cowgirl. There’s a Naruko between his legs sucking his balls while his shaft slides in and out of my platinum blond lover’s clone. Maybe he has a secret fetish for blonds? I wouldn’t have guessed based on Kurenai. Whatever, he’s enjoying himself with a flower on each arm and a Hinata-clone pouring sake into his upturned mouth.
“Ahem,” I clear my throat to get everyone’s attention as I interrupt while striding to centerstage. “Gentlemen, I’ll only take a minute of your time. I realize we lost many irreplaceable things during the recent battle, and some of you may be harboring a grudge against the Aburame clan for our lack of participation. For that, on behalf of the Aburame clan, I apologize. As clan Matriarch, I realize concessions will need to be made to the other clans as compensation, but that’s a matter for tomorrow. Hopefully this event with clear the bad air between us and foster a spirit of camaraderie going forward. Please, enjoy the sights and delights provided. Have a great night!”
There’s a polite cheer since I’m providing free booze, but they quickly return to their chosen entertainment after I’m through. As it should be—I’d be offended if they ignored my girls for long, even their clones.
It’s a late-night party that continues until everyone is sloshed and drop-dead tired. We finally turn out the sleepy, sexually-sated drunks and retire. You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here, fellas! Shockingly, Naruko summons a clone army to wipe away all the cum stains, saving us a lot of cleanup time. Everyone gives her grateful head pats after that.
With this, I think I’ve finally balanced my karma.
Not that such a thing was my end-goal here tonight. No, I needed a smokescreen for my real target. When a particular Karin clone approaches me, I produce cotton swabs, and a test tube filled with solution. I wipe her mouth and underneath her fingernails before dropping the dirty cotton into the vial. When the solution turns red, I smile.
Dispersing Karin’s clone reveals a contingent of semen-hunting beetles I snuck into the Insect Clone’s framework. The other clones disperse as well to reveal the same.
Among a slew of irrelevant bloodlines added to the list, I find what I came for.
*Assorted Konoha Lineage Bloodlines Acquired!*
*Senju-Compatible Bloodline Acquired!*
*Hashirama Cells Culture Acquired!*
*Dormant Lesser Wood Release Template Acquired!*