51. Kiba’s Harem? #1
“And then what happened?”
“So, Kiba-kun says, ‘No homo?’ and the guy rushes out of formation like an idiot with no plan. He’s so mad, and Kiba-kun keeps laying on the innuendos while distracting him until Choji-kun comes in and,” I punctuate my sentence with a clap, “Steamrolls the moron!”
Both women laugh uproariously at my story. Their peels of laughter are as pleasant on the ears as their bodies to my eyes.
To my left on the couch is Tsume Inuzuka, the most intense mother in Konoha. Her animalistic slit-pupils, fanglike canines, and clawlike nails display her ferocity first and foremost. The white tanktop similarly displays her iron muscles and ample Milf cleavage. She has long, spiky brown hair, clan fang markings on her cheeks, and dark purple lipstick.
To my right is Hana Inuzuka, Kiba’s older sister. The family resemblance is there, but with softer edges. Though she still has the muscles of a Chunin kunoichi, this veterinarian doesn’t have the Inuzuka’s animalistic features. She keeps her long brown hair in a ponytail with two bangs framing her face. Red lipstick complements the tattoos on her cheeks and right arm. Her partially unzipped jacket proudly shows a set of cleavage that refuses to lose to her mother. She’s a couple of years older than Kiba and me.
“It sounds like this year’s Chunin Exams are much livelier than mine!” Hana says.
“I’m just happy my little Kiba-kun is doing well and has such dependable teammates,” Tsume says as she looks me up and down.
Before I can answer, the door opens.
“S-S-Shino-chan??? What are you doing here with mom and big sis?” Kiba rushes over to us.
“Welcome home honey~!” Tsume says, her tone teasing with an undercurrent of warmth.
“Hey, little bro, welcome home.”
“Kiba-kun, it’s about time you got here! Join the fun!” I say.
Instead of sitting next to me, Kiba grabs my hand, pulls me off the couch, and drags me into the hall.
“Sorry mom, big sis. I need to talk to Shino-chan in private!”
Tsume calls out as we leave, “Kiba-kun, remember to use protection with your girlfriend!”
Hana blushes like a tomato.
“I’m not his girlfriend!”
“She’s not my girlfriend!”
“Oh? Then why is your scent all over her?” Tsume rubs her hands along her curves as she says ‘all over’ to tease us.
I purposefully came here after giving Kiba his ‘consolation prize’ for losing against Naruto. I’ve even got a load of his seed stashed in my love tunnel. I knew the Inuzuka women would smell him on me and figured that’d be one way to break the ice!
“She’s my… teammate.”
I nod, grabbing Kiba’s dick through his pants. Hana flushes even redder. “Yeah, it’s my job to relieve his stress when we’re on a mission… or when he loses a fight!”
“Hey!”
Tsume laughs. “It seems you’re even more dependable a teammate than I thought!”
Kiba drags me out of earshot.
“Shino-chan, what the hell are you doing?”
“What am I doing? What are you doing? I got them relaxed and laughing and ready! I’m telling you, Kiba-kun, one whiff of Pheromones, and they’ll be spreading their legs for the big dog!” I punch him lightly on the arm and grin. “You mom is wild and ready for anything; having me there is the excuse she needs. And didn’t you see Hana-chan blushing? She’s definitely got a low-key brother complex.”
“…” Kiba blinks at me, dumbfounded, mouth agape.
I squint at him. “I’m sensing a lot of negative vibes coming from you, Kiba-kun. Wait… I’ve got it!” He slow-blinks. “You thought I didn’t plan this out, right? Shino-chan makes spur-of-the-moment decisions, right?
“Wrong,” I say as I pull a scroll from my pocket. “This contains one thousand condoms. All for you, buddy! Tenten-chan did the seal work; we’ve got your back! Hinata-chan kissed it and ceremonially broke a bottle of sparkling wine on S.S. Kiba’s Condoms to wish you luck!” This is 100% real and did happen. Hinata was outrageously ecstatic about my agreement to get Kiba a harem.
His eye twitches. “You want me to fuck my mom and sister?”
“Duh? You always start the harem at home. Common sense. Honestly, this is easy mode even before taking Pheromones as super-effective against the Inuzuka clan.”
“In what perverted world do you start the harem at home??? Would you fuck your…” He hesitates as I raise an eyebrow. He facepalms. “Sorry, I forgot who I was talking to for a second. This is why you never make a deal with the devil.”
Kiba heaves a deep sigh and composes himself remarkably fast. “First, take our deal seriously next time, or I’m calling it off.”
“How was I supposed to know you weren’t into incest??? Believe me, I’m just as frustrated trying to fulfill your unreasonable standards.”
Kiba scowls at me, and I relent, knowing I’m in the wrong here. “Second, fuck it. If you can seduce them, they’re yours. Mom’s been super lonely since dad left anyway.” His expression darkens. “But if you do wrong by either of them, you’ll make a lifelong enemy.”
I’m surprised how threatening Kiba manages to be. Impressive! Seriously, though, I will have to put actual effort into Kiba’s harem as soon as my schedule opens up.
“Third, I’m out of here. There’s no way I’m sleeping here with you fucking my mom and sister in the next room.” With that, he calls farewell to his family and leaves without another word.
“Little bro?”
Wow. I can’t believe he passed on two gorgeous hotties! If I didn’t know better, I’d be worried Kiba swung the other way. I shrug. More pussy for me!
Of course, I had a plan for if Kiba decided to stay. Only idiots plan for a single scenario.
“Ha ha ha, he turned tail and ran! That’s funny.” A heavy hand lands on my shoulder with an iron grip. I turn my head to see Tsume standing behind me with a fake smile. “I love that kid, but he has daddy issues.” She grabs me by the shoulders and lifts me with her tokubetsu Jonin strength. Her muscles ripple as she easily carries me to the couch and sits me down, then takes her seat next to Hana. “Now, tell me why you’re really here.”
So much for seduction! I suppose my best option now would be… “I need help with a secret jutsu before the Chunin Exams.”
Honesty!
She laughs again, a delightful, raucous sound. “The balls on this girl!”
“Actually, no balls.”
“Ha ha ha! Alright, what do you need? If it’s a minor favor, I don’t have an issue lending a hand to my boy’s teammate.” She narrows her eyes. “Or is this something involving the Inuzuka clan?”
I offer my own fake smile.
This woman! How is she able to see through me? Hana looks between us in confusion.
I cough into my hand to break the tension. “It’s not a minor favor, and I can’t say it doesn’t involve the Inuzuka clan.”
“Oh, ho! You know, it’s frowned upon to give Genins excessive assistance for the Exams. A little training is fine, but powerful tools are a bridge too far.”
I nod. “It is a tool, but something I create using my achievements and abilities. I’m refusing to use my position in the Aburame clan for personal reasons. Otherwise, I’d have abundant access to the resource I need. Human wombs.”
“What the fuck?” Hana says.
Tsume frowns. “Explain.”
“The Aburame clan have developed a technique to copy Kekkei Genkai and turn them into ninja tools using women.”
“Hmph. You’re risking a lot by revealing your clan’s secret jutsu. It may be the Hokage will brand it a forbidden jutsu. This isn’t a favor to be asking your teammate’s family. What makes you think we’ll do such a thing?”
I nod. “I have several Kekkei Genkai bloodlines stored within me. I can pass them on to children I have with other women.”
Tsume whistles. “The Aburame clan will be monstrous in a generation.”
“It’s just me. But, yes, they plan to become Konoha’s number one clan. However, I decide who gets my seed!” Fuck Choko and her goals! This is my power to use for my benefit here and now. When I control the Aburame clan, I’ll defend it with my strength! “I’m offering the Inuzuka clan an exchange of bloodlines for tools, one-to-one.”
“Damn,” Tsume says. “Damn, damn, damn! If what you say is true, this is an offer we can’t afford to refuse. The Inuzuka could even become Konoha’s Fifth Noble Clan! As for evidence… I heard about that girl awakening the Yuki clan’s bloodline. Mighty suspicious.”
I doff my dark glasses to reveal my eyes.
““Fuck,”” they both say, impressed.
“Mom? You’re not seriously thinking of taking this deal?”
Tsume nods at her daughter. “It’s low risk, high reward. If Shino-chan double-crosses us, we can tell the Hokage everything or just beat the shit out of her.”
I nod. Mad respect to Anko, but I don’t think she can beat Tsume and Kuromaru the ninken. That leaves the rest of my harem to fight Hana and the Three Haimaru Brothers. My mental calculous doesn’t like those odds.
“What about you, Hana-chan?” Tsume says. “Care to support the clan, even if you have to fuck your brother’s girlfriend?”
“My… brother’s…” Hana considers, biting her lip. “Yes! I m-mean, I’ll do my d-duty for the clan.”
I grin. This has gone shockingly well! I suppose I am making a stupidly good offer, but I can’t help being pleased with not having to resort to my shitty contingencies.