Chapter 139 – S*xpert vs Thug

No one understands for a moment, not even Nuwa. None of them are currently aroused. Then Tulen says, “OHHHH!” while pointing at his two horns. He shouts with pride, “BAHAHA, I am Tulen and I am always horny!”

Zagreus encourages him as a terrible uncle should, “That’s right. No need for protection when those bad boys do the penetrating.”

Nuwa slaps Zagreus on the shoulder and hugs him as she giggles happily. He smiles and wraps his arm around her shoulder. Azula, Tulen, and Zina laugh along and feel thoroughly happy at their family reunion. One of the Sun Warriors knocks on Tulen’s door. They had heard Tulen’s shout from outside his room, so Tulen had to say goodbye quickly and think of some way to explain why he said that he is always horny. They are an easygoing bunch so they’ll probably like the joke if he clarifies.

Zina has her own things to do the next morning, so she blows a kiss goodbye to each of her mommies and her hot new uncle. Azula stays for a little longer and the three of them share small talk. She gives Nuwa the Eight Gates technique from her memory, but Nuwa is doubtful that it will work for either her or Zagreus since their body compositions are different from that of a human. It will likely be useful in a future life though, so she memorizes it.

Next, Nuwa explains what she remembers the Naruto world is like from her memory. Azula’s responses to her explanations of canon make her realize that the Shinobi World that Azula is in is very different from her expectations. The biggest takeaway that Azula gets from hearing the story is that there are likely those on the level of the tailed beasts out there, somewhere, potentially posing a threat to her children if they take an interest in Fire World. People like Zetsu, Madara, and members of the Otsutsuki clan.

The time periods they are dealing with are way off, so she is not sure if Madara has survived, or if there are Otsutsuki still remaining considering they have not come for the chakra fruit in 10,000 years, but the possibility of someone on the level of a tailed beast possessing intelligence and vile intentions gives Azula chills. She resolves to train even harder, even if there is no one out there, before bidding goodbye as well.

Nuwa hangs up, equally worried over the possibility of something happening to her family back in the Avatar-Naruto Record. Noting her lack of attention, Zagreus pulls her in closer to him and reassures, “They’ll be alright. Azula seems strong and dependable.”

Nuwa hums gratefully. He asks, “Are you ready?”

“Yeah.” Nuwa drops her serious face, turns her face to his, and licks her lips.

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Two minutes later, Nuwa is sucking Zagreus’ dick without any help from her Dao Strings. She can get it down much farther than she had expected, since her mouth is stretchier than her vagina, probably because of her gorgon heritage. The jaws of snakes are designed to stretch wildly to accommodate swallowing their prey whole. Similarly, Nuwa’s jaw can unhinge from her skull. Her temporomandibular joints, the places where the jaw connects to the skull, have a good deal of extra cartilage for her to stretch her jaw while it is detached and to reattach when she is done.

This lets her take Zagreus’ big dick all the way down her throat and down to her sternum with only slight discomfort regarding its girth against her esophagus. The gag reflex is one thing she has long learned to do away with after training from E-Nuwa. Zagreus grabs her boobs and raises them to rub her nipples against the thick hill his penis makes on her neck. The separation of several degrees of skin and flesh does not deter how great it feels for either of them. Nuwa fingers herself while Zag lightly pulls her whole body up and down his shaft by the base of several of her hair-snakes. Two other hair-snakes are licking his balls.

Nuwa is delighted to be servicing her brother in this manner. He had taken care of her and played with her ever since she was baby Snek Nuwa, so she is glad to return the favor with her body as an adult. Her psychic link lets her know that Zagreus is experiencing a slice of heaven as well and she obtains vicarious sexual pleasure by sensing how well she satiates his lust.

There’s no heart-eye pupils this time since Dao Strings were not involved. This gives the experience a layer of grungy realism, since they are not only focused on each other the entire time. There is a crowd of shades watching them from a respectable distance. There is the bloody River of Styx in the background, bubbling with ghastly wails. The floor of the dungeon is made of blocks of rock that appear to be stained with ancient blood. All of these factors only increase their excitement.

They coordinate Nuwa’s breathing through the psychic link while getting down and dirty. Nuwa makes a mess by including her [Milk Maid] functionality of squirting breast milk whenever Zagreus squeezes her breasts alongside the saliva already leaking off her chin. “Cumming, sis!” he says amidst groans. Nuwa looks into his eyes and pulls herself all the way to the base of his crotch with her hair-snakes while fingering herself rapidly. He shoots deep into her esophagus, depositing his semen almost directly into her stomach with his large cock. Her body twitches violently as well from her own composite orgasm.

Nuwa feels the cum pour into her stomach without getting to taste any, which she thinks is a real shame. So she pulls herself all the way off of Zagreus’s penis, and leaves a few shots of cum in her mouth to satisfy her taste buds with the spicy snack. With her stomach full now, she lets the rest of the cum land on her face and tits. Pouting, Nuwa pretends to be displeased, “Big brother, you really cum too much.. I don’t understand how all of this fits in those balls. You’re lucky it’s so delicious or my baby snake would hate to have to clean it up off of me.”

“Hehe. I got a lot of mouths to feed.” retorts Zagreus with mirth. Nuwa licks off some more cum from her face and giggles adorably. She had activated her Dao Strings upon orgasm and captured Zagreus’ LEE which contained his connection to his Authority. While they were having sex, specifically only when his dick was inside her, she could percieve that she could also utilize the Curse of Agony, the Boon that Ares had given to Zagreus earlier.

After sharing these facts with her brother, they decide to try that combat-sex mode later. It sounds raunchy and fun, but it would be hard for her to contribute DPS while speared on his dong, and she might take a lot of damage since she would be wrapped around the front of his body. Zagreus has to ration his dashing to an extent now that he is bringing Nuwa along, instead of how he used to dash constantly everywhere he needed to go.

Nuwa puts her tiny dress back on. Now that her Dao Strings are active, they seem to have decided that the male cum off her face and tits as well as the female cum drenching her legs are a fashion statement, so when she is not focused on cleaning herself, her snakes leave it alone to dry. It’s a good thing she didn’t bring her panties or she would wonder what to do with them.

She holds Zagreus’ hand and they run past the ramparts towards the first door. Zagreus places his other hand on the door, forces it open, and dashes past while it shuts immediately behind them. Nuwa finds herself in a running position from a standing position after the dash ends and continues running. She would have stumbled if she had not been paying attention to the psychic connection with Zagreus to know that he intended to drop them off in a running position.

Nuwa feels sympathy for the fact that her brother had been doing this for so long that he is used to constantly running from dark rooms to dreary chambers nonstop. Now that she is here though, she can help him! The fast pace is something she will have to get used to if they want to make the most out of their time. The last thing Nuwa wants to do is hold Zagreus back any more than she already is by placing a limit on his dashing. She is used to being either the strongest or smartest in her previous life, so being so much weaker than those she knows in this life causes her occasionally intense anxiety, like back when she thought that she could not handle sex with her brother.

Zagreus lets go of her hand and says, “Stay back.” with a serious face now that they are in a dangerous room. She backs away onto the door and pulls up Coronacht in a sniping position for the enemies. A magic arrow manifests on her hand as she draws the bow. When Zagreus dashes into the center of the room, several proximity-based magic circles that summon shades appear. Zagreus is already slashing a floating skull-biter shade before the summoning circle lets go of its lock on it.

Nuwa shoots at a thuggy-looking shade with a full draw. Since she has her Dao Strings active, her arrow takes on a pink glow. Coronacht includes an inherent piercing effect to its attacks, so arrows are best used to shoot at a row of enemies. Nuwa does not have enough battle sense or mobility to line up enemies properly, so the best she can do is stick to the backlines and shoot as often as she can.

(A/N: Wretched Thug. A shade controlled by a very low intelligence soul that Hades has infused with a miniscule portion of his Authority to keep its flesh together and give it enough strength to do some paltry damage to his wayward son, Zagreus.)

Thankfully, her Father seems to have ceased his hostility towards her, so the shades only attack Zagreus and ignore her even when in close proximity. The one thuggy-looking shade that she had attacked only goes to attack her after she attacks him. When he turns towards her, she is surprised to find that he has a pink smoke coming out of his head and a pink glow coming from his empty eyes. ‘My own personal curse, awesome! Hang on, this kind of reminds me of heart-eyes?’

Nuwa gets a bad intuition about her curse and keeps shooting at him to rack up damage. The pink smoke and glow becomes denser until it eventually climaxes with his empty eye sockets becoming pink hearts as he reaches low health. Once he has heart-eyes, he lowers his club and looks at her worshipfully. Feeling awkward at his sudden lack of aggression, Nuwa cannot bring herself to finish him off. The thug approaches her as she looks at him curiously and lowers his body into a pose similar to a kneeling man, except rather than expressing deference with his body language, he expresses lust and submission.

Curious about this development, she tries to order him around, “Jump up and down.” He gets up and jumps up and down.

Nuwa gasps and says, “Do a handstand.”

He drops his club and raises his body up with his trunk-like arms.

Not yet fully satisfied, Nuwa demands, “Lick my toes, knave! Hehehe.. I’ve always wanted to say that.”

The thug drops his body and crawls over to her toes and gives them a lick. Nuwa smiles bemusedly and looks into the distance as if she is surveying all of creation atop her throne. She is clearly power-tripping too hard for only converting a relatively weak thug. Unfortunately, while she is distracted, the thug gets a taste of some leftover vaginal juices on her feet. The cum restores some of his health and functions as an aphrodisiac.

Nuwa suddenly topples over onto the ground as the thug tackles her and aggressively thrusts his face into her cunt. He instinctively licks away at the cum, which for some reason is healing him of his arrow wounds, as well as her clit. It does not help that simply activating the Dao Strings at all causes her pussy to leak passively. She shouts, “You idiot! Get off of me!” as she pushes at his head with her hands and her snakes, but the thug is a melee-oriented shade with massive musculature and no brains. By now, he is too delirious with joy to listen to her anymore.

Seeing that Zagreus is still busy with the other monsters, Nuwa realizes that she has to take care of this on her own. ‘Damn it all! His tongue is so fat and rough that it feels good.. Why..’

After a brief moment of freezing up and self-pity at losing E-Nuwa mode, which would already have many solutions available to her to retake control of the situation, she gets serious, ‘Hmph, wretched thug, I’ll make you regret messing with a sexpert!’

Nuwa angles her bow downward so that it points directly at the thug’s head. She entirely detaches a Dao String from her Dao Core and attaches it to the magical arrow. The string wraps itself around the arrow and when she lets it go, there is a spiraling pink flare that momentarily blinds her. All the health that the thug had recovered is gone again. He is back to very low health and Nuwa realizes that even though he is licking even more voraciously, he is not recovering from his terrible chest injury or able to put any strength into his motions.

Somehow, she had missed his head at point-blank range, but having his strength drained meant that she could easily push him off her. Each movement of her snakes and arms allows him to push him around as if he is a weightless balloon. ‘Let me just.. Ooh yes.. Let him finish the gods' work down on my babymaker.’

Soon Nuwa gets stars in her eyes as she yelps and cums before unceremoniously shoving her slave off of her like a used tissue. When the stars fade and her vision returns, she tries to find her skirt that the thug had ripped off, but finds Zagreus looking at her awkwardly next to her former slave, who now has the Eternal Spear inserted all the way through his skull.

Her Dao String returns to her, much like a bloodstone would return to Zagreus after he killed an enemy that he used his Cast on. Dozens of other monsters are dead and fading away while she had taken the entire time to receive cunnilingus from one noob and had not even managed to kill it. What is even worse is that the walls are lit up, meaning their Father is also watching as he does sometimes to scold his minions for failing to do more damage to Zagreus. This time though, he seemingly shares his son’s silent dumbfoundedness. Nuwa stammers, “Um.. th-this.. I c-can explain.”

(A/N: Nuwa’s first battle in the Hades Record is a little embarrassing. Just a little.)