[21] Go Out in Style Baby!

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Chapter 21: Not Today? by Harem-Fan

"Cough, I think what I hate the most... isn't seeing... my... favorite... maid... ever... Grayfia..."

As I finished my words, I noticed my body?

Why am I able to think again?

I'm sure I died there in the park?

I still taste the blood in my mouth, and my chest is in pain!

Ah, This must be the last moments of calm tranquility before one dies!

In that case... Let me crack my back and get up.

Creak Creak~! This ache under my shoulder blades, are super uncomfortable?

Pop Pop~! Shit, do I have 4 arms now?

Time to open my eyes now and get up, for some damn reason, I can move despite all the pain!

As I started to open my eyes and stand up from the hard ground, I heard girls' voices that were sniffling?

Sniff Sniff Sniff~! Crying, who?

My eyes finally looked up and there was no night sky, or park.

"All of you shut up, and why are you both crying like that? Fuck!"

I saw the back of a topless teenage kid I know... Issei with the Boosted Gear red gauntlet on his left-hand.

He was yelling at the naked women standing around a throne?!

[Partner, um... He isn't dead anymore?! I think you can ignore the woman, and kill him, again?!]

Evil Issei then spun around in shock and horror!

The crying from the two girls have stopped.

Who was crying?

Oh, It was Asia and Xenovia!

I also noticed, the only other two women that are looking surprised, are Grayfia and Yasaka?

All of the other women look blankly at this scene?

Why are they crying anyway?

Did Issei hurt them?

And why are Grayfia and Issei both looking at me in extra surprise?

This is the strangest dream I have ever had in both lives.

Oh, I get it... As the brain dies, your fantasy must play to help cope with the body's trauma?!

Maybe that's why I never remembered my many deaths!

"Devil?! Why are you a Devil now? That is impossible!"

Evil Issei shouts at me while pointing with bloodshot eyes!

At that, I look at my second set of arms...

Stretch Flap Flap~! Wow black bat wings!

Wow it moves just like moving my hands or legs, with no disorientation, cool!

Best dream ever! Must have been because I was thinking of Rias saving me?

Then I said to him...

"Meh, I saw you last time, Fake Issei. You gave me lemons last time, so let's be a good host in my last dream ever!"

I told a bad joke and asked him.

"Hey Fake Issei, do you know what lemonade tastes like?"

Dumbass responds with...

"Why the fuck are you asking about stupid shit right now? I looked over your body, and you were dead, dead, no coming back!"

My voice dropped as I called my new Sacred Gear out...

"Eyes of Creation..."

Buzz~! I activated my Sacred Gear visor on my face, and charged up [Wingless Flight], in conjunction with my devil bat wings!

Flap Flap Whoosh~! And with Holy power coating my hands, I instantly appeared in front of the now wide eyed Fake Red Dragon Emperor, and yelled!

"Try the taste of this Holy flavored lemonade!"

Bang~! Then my Holy infused punch made contact with his jaw!

Swoosh Boom~! The punch was so fast and powerful, it sent him over the women, throne, and out the back smashed wall to fields unknown!

I turned to the throne room front doors, and pointed my palm to the doors... Golden Holy Lightning formed in my magic circle.

Zzz Zzz Crackle Boom~! I sent a massive bolt of [Holy Lighting] into the door, blasting it into shrapnel.

"Damn I love infinite mana, or I guess its Demonic Power now? Meh, Who cares!"

I took a look over the bevy of naked women, and said like a Hero saving a beauty.

"Please, all of you run as fast as you can, and be free. I don't know how long I will live for in this dream... and I would like to save who I can."

Only Grayfia, Asia, Xenovia, and that hot Milf Youkai Kitsune, seem to be acting normally, and the others must be under mind-control, so...

"Oh, With infinite Demonic Power, let me cast this super cool spell... [Restoration]!"

A bit of Light and Healing magic to clear up their minds and injuries.

All of the women are wrapped in soothing golden life energy!

Everything is restored to full as a top level Miracle magic...

Now any curses or mind control that was affecting them is gone.

"Back in the real world, the amount of Demonic Power needed for this single casting would drain even an Ultimate Class Devil dry, but here I'm overpowered!"

After the massive golden-light faded, fully healed, all of the women started to run and leave the castle...

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I just stood there at the hole in the wall, waiting for Evil Issei to come back for a second round.

I had gotten a better look at all the women here, as they filed out...

What... is Kitsune Yasaka carrying her child Kunou?!

Damn, a young Loli shouldn't be in a harem dream, that is disgusting.

Fuck, even Serafall Leviathan, the Magical Girl is among them?!

I don't know who over half of them are!

They must be girls that joined Issei's harem after the 5 anime seasons, Light Novel, Manga, or spin-offs?!

"One fucking Angel Wife almost ended my life in bed... How can one man take care of so many girls? If I wasn't already a dead-man-walking on my way out, I might ponder this a bit more."

With my rapid thought process, I can think about so much nonsense, and it has been like 2 seconds since I cast that spell!

Why am I saving dream women?

Because this is God's gift to me, to die with dignity.

I didn't like how the beginning of this dream ended, so I guess Big G is letting me do a Boss fight to ease my death from the literal First Boss of D×D?

I noticed 3 naked beauties that have come to me, so I ask them...

"Why are you not leaving? Go get out of here Asia, Xenovia, and Grayfia!"

It is hard to talk to sexy naked women like this, even in a dream world!

"I didn't save you last time I was here, and I'm already dead, so no need for thanks just live out your dream lives without regret! I failed to do it myself, sigh... I was killed by that Fallen Angel woman so easily!"

I felt a tingling in my rib-cage, where Issei stabbed me with Ascalon?!

I saw green healing light, and Asia crying, while healing my wound with her Sacred Gear, Twilight Healing?

Xenovia then asks me.

"How do you know our names?"

Huh?

I will chat with her, why not...

"My Father let me learn of you. The super hard and tough as nails swords-woman Exorcist, with a super soft loyal heart! I really loved that about you."

I smiled at her while my wound felt good as new!

I then tell Asia...

"Thanks Asia, I hope you won't let bad people control you in the future. That Devil you healed, and the Fallen working together was such a sad tale for me. If you find yourself alone and afraid, just try to be tougher. Don't trust those damn Exorcists and Fallen Angels in Kuoh Town if you ever go there! They want to kill you! I wanted to save you then, but no dice... I got killed by stupid feathers."

I can sense Evil Issei flying back at top speed!

"Oh? One second, let me do this real fast!"

I put up my magic barrier, learned the hard way in the park, then wrapped Holy Lightning around my fist!

Zzz Crackle~! I pulled my fist back like a pitcher at a baseball game, towards the hole and paused!

Swoosh~! And then an angry Issei flew back into the hole he flew out of, clad in his Balance Breaker: Scale Mail!

Bang~ Whoosh~! That ready punch met face-plate, shattering it, and he went flying out the hole again.

"Home run baby!"

Dream fights are actually fun when [Second Stage] gets unlocked! (This is one of his Sacred Gears sealed powers.)

I turn to the girls again and say...

"Anyway he won't take too long to get back, so get out of here. I think we are both going to use our Life Ending moves now! You need to be far away from here. I'm glad you girls were at my side at the end of my life. I don't think I want to be here anymore. I'm so tired... Sigh"

The two Church girls were crying at my words, why? I am already dead, and dreaming.

Then Grayfia said...

"I will remember you! And I will wait to meet you again, so don't give up and live one more time!"

She then gave me a tight hug, and so did the other two, why?

A dream before I go and disappear, but my heart does feel better now!

I won't tell them they are just dreams I'm having, and ruin a moment!

Their embrace is warm, and I can smell them, even feel their naked bodies on mine, such a real dream.

Huh, It's funny, but I didn't like the anime Asia... She was whiny and just kinda drawn plain.

But this real warm Asia, is drop dead gorgeous. I think she is Italian if I remember right?

And damn this Xenovia seems emotionally weak, like you have to protect her from the world.

Was she not a tough spitfire?

And finally... Grayfia, my last thought in the park was of her.

I don't want to leave her, but my end is here.

Well, let's try asking outrageous questions, because it is only a dream...

"Cough, Grayfia, I-I have one final request before I leave this world. Um, Could I give you a k-kiss?"

Nailed the delivery!

Plus I'm going to die, so her dream Husband won't know, right?

Okay, this is my first and last official douchebag move, but it's a dream... so it's all good, right? Right?!

Grayfia's red eyes bore into me, and said nothing... But extended her own Devil wings, and pulled me in for a kiss!

Mwah~! It was passion squared!

The best kiss in like 21 lifetimes!

Thanks to my shirt being ripped off, due to my bat wings, she pressed her large chest into mine, making it more awesome!

My hands held her naked waist, that felt better than I imagined, and my heart was racing like crazy!

I have no regrets anymore!

Yay me!

Then she let me go, grabbed the two Human girls, and began to fly...

Her last parting words to me were...

"That's my first kiss, so you have to come back to me!"

"This is the best dream ever!"

And what first kiss? How did you not kiss your own Husband?

"That's an awkward secret, hahaha! Meh, Here he comes, let's end this!"

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Thud Thud Thud~! It comes crawling back on all fours, getting ready to cast Issei's Incomplete Juggernaut Drive!

"Wow, that Dragon Aura pressure is really intense, without my Holy Barrier I would fly to the horizon!"

Then it came!

[I, who am about to awaken... Am the Heavenly Dragon who has stolen the principles of domination from God... I laugh at the "infinite", and I fret over the "dream" I shall become the Red Dragon of Domination... And I shall sink you to the depths of the crimson purgatory!]

In a booming multi-voice melody of incoming destruction, his chant shook the ground...

"Wow! If I wasn't already going to die, I might shake in my shoes! Damn Bro, I never realized Issei was so fucking powerful... And I used to pick on this guy, fuck!"

He is so big and massive... It's kinda terrifying!

Well it is about  time the ex-harem is well out of the blast range...

I infuse my voice, so I can be heard over this loud screaming Dragon...

"Well God, Big G, Thank you from the bottom of my heart for giving me this one last chance to be the Hero! It wasn't the ending I expected, but I'm satisfied now... Make sure they all live well, even if I'm gone. Thanks! Oh, And Amen!"

I know the ex-harem can hear me, but it doesn't matter. (The 4th future Mat will hold back number 2 and 3, for hooking him up with this blunder.)

I needed Big G to know my last words at least.

I say in a warm happy smile, because I'm going to go out in style baby!

"Connect to the Throne of God..."

Then the loud booming voice of my Sacred Gear is heard throughout the realm.

[User Jesus Christ: Confirmed... Access Granted!]

I activate Heaven's strongest anti-building spell, and point to the powering up Dragon of Domination...

"Target the castle and use [Heavens Wrath] at full power, to vaporize this location, and exterminate the Heavenly Dragon!"

[Affirmative, Heavens Wrath in 5...]

I give the monster in front of me some last words.

"You're not Issei, or the Red Dragon Emperor!"

[4...]

I will continue.

"You are the monster named, Sorrow... or I like to call you, Regret!"

Rooooooar~! The Dragon looked up into the wide opened portal in the sky, showing down daylight in this dark realm of nightmares...

[3...]

Everyone, including the Warped Dragon looked to the skies as a massive pillar of golden fire descended to the castle...

[2...]

I smile and let go of my anger and regrets... and leave my last words!

"Goodbye Cruel World... I will miss you!"

[1...]

Rooooooar~! The now incomplete form of the Dragon roars in defiance to the strike from the Heavens.

And I swore I heard women screaming something to me?

I can't make it out, but it's all over now...

"Goodbye Everyone."

[0...]

And nothing, just endless darkness...

-

Then a distant voice can be heard, coming from very far away in the darkness.

It's a familiar female voice, saying...

"Not today..."

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