Like a human date!

After walking away from the Sona peerage as I was going to enter school, my phone rang and the caller is said to be Sakura. Getting cell phone calls from Sakura means it is business and not personal.....usually.

I put the phone to my ear and said,"Sakura, what do you need from me, my wonderful assistant?"

I heard her handing her phone to someone and she said,"Here he is on the phone now, try talking like this...."

A familiar voice speaks to me,"Hello can you hear me Matsuda? This is Yasaka!" This is a surprise, normally we use magic circles to talk!

I smiled at this innocent older woman,"It is very nice to hear you this morning Yasaka, why call on a phone when you could use magic?"

Yasaka replies to my questions with,"I was having a meeting with Miss Kuro, and we were talking about how she uses these cell phones to talk when in the human world. So I was curious what it would be like to talk with you using one of them! So she let me use her phone to do so. This is very nice!" I can hear her joy like an old person watching TV for the first time.

I thought and said,"Then let me give you a really nice phone to use to talk with me! It is but a small token between us. This way we can talk like humans when you leave the Back Streets."

Yasaka asks,"Really will that be alright? I also called to ask if we could have supper together on Friday night....like a human date?" Wow she sounds like she does not want to be rejected. I think about what I have planned and I make my decision.

I tell her,"OK then let's do it like this, on Friday night I will reserve the Presidential Penthouse, and I will cook supper for you and we will meet at 9:00 pm human time?" I hear her sounding excited?!

Yasaka responds,"Yes! A home cooked meal made by you will be very fun......"

I told her,"Alright I have school so put Sakura back on the phone and I will see you then."

I then tell Sakura about our plans for Friday night and to make sure security is tight. She said,"Yes boss it will be done! And I will be over tonight with documents for you to sign!" I can tell she wants something more than my signature.....

"Then be ready for my stamp of approval!" I then hung up and went to class............

When I walked into class, Aika was reminding everyone about the festival rules and to tell everyone to come and participate...Then she shamelessly plugged our haunted cafe! Well I can get Aika to do anything for me in class with just a bit of persuasion......in bed!

Motohama comes up to me with Issei and we do the buddy huddle....Thanks to Roshi this has been a thing. Well Motohama is not in our class anymore so he will leave soon! Even Kat has come to meet with Murayama.

Motohama asks me and Issei if we are going to come and watch the new AV video called [Boob-A-Team]! I just told him sure, but really I am just sending Roshi in my place so I don't break his dork heart. Plus Roshi really likes it. I think Issei actually goes....Why, he has super hot girls he can have sex with?!

Anyway the rest of the day was normal with the girls trying to ambush me whenever I step out of my class. It's like a sex land-minefield! Reya of all of the girls managed to pull me into an empty class today! Normally it is only my short girls that do that......

Later that day after school, we finished setting up for the cafe and it was time for me to do my proper devil work...It is the end of the month contract announcements for everyone's work.

Ever since I became a High class devil and took over Kuoh, Rias had an identical desk matching her's put side by side with mine. She sits to my left and mine is on the right. This still lets her feel like she is in charge, plus she likes the feeling of still being the actual ORC President. In school I am not technically the President even though I run Kuoh city.

So while I was reading off everyone's numbers I thought back to when I took over........I found out that Kiba NEVER EVER slept around with any of his clients!!!! When he had sex with Kat, he was a fucking virgin!!!! (A/N this is light-novel FACT! So all those fan-fiction's can stuff it!)

Anyway yup he only did things like cook for lonely women and had chats about there, days and the most he ever did was give massages!

The same thing goes for Akeno, the most she ever did with her clients was rub feet, and do S & M play by whipping old business men that had an M fetish!

As the boss I memorized all the old contracts to get to know my devils jobs better. That's the nice thing about devils, they only answer contracts for humans that fall in their willingness.

Aika does jobs for cosplaying and acting, also she is very popular with school girls wanting advice on how to ask their crushes out...Go figure?!

Kyouko and Rose get jobs mainly with tutoring and giving lessons on money management and the like. They are popular with single working women and mothers.

Murayama and Xenovia do things like sword training and sports coaching. They also help younger women out with annoying boys stalking them. Yes they do use violence on those bad boys....What?! We are devils not angels!

Koneko gets requests from the Loli perverts for things like pictures and dressing up! No, she only gets the hands-off perverts! I am the only lawbreaker here...cough.... She also helps younger girls with tea party's and the like.

Xuelan and Siris tend to get martial arts or heavy labor jobs the most. Siris I found out is a fan of ceramics and crafts, so she helps out the collage art students a lot.

Kris and Issei are both rather bad in the contract department.......They are both just bad at being devils......

Coriana is one of the top contract workers, her business management and love counseling is in high demand, so she earns big!

My angel Ingvild, helps out many with singing based contracts. She helps out with singers and fills in on singing jobs in cafes and bands. In general with her passion for singing she too is in high demand!

And finally there is Yubelluna. She has not been with us for long but she has been getting contracts for acting and magic advice! Yup, amateur magicians request her for learning the basics and information on how to get in-touch with magic schools. She also has done some contracts to be a model for some commercials and advertisements... Well with a body like that of course she would. I have noticed she never takes lewd requests...My gear tells me it is because of me. You ask when did she do it? Well she does not go to school so she is free.

Asia does a lot of healing work, and she does things like baby siting and innocent jobs here and there.

As for my two maids? They don't do contracts due to having maid duties. This in itself is a full time job.

And me? I only do contracts now for my old regulars, due to me only taking on the hardest and most profitable work. The King's time is important after all!

I shuffle the paperwork and hand it to Coriana then tell everyone,"Great job everyone, your numbers are really looking good! Even with all the chaos that has come our way, you have all worked really hard!" I know a lot of you are like but what about Gasper?! Well he is the best on the computer nuff-said!

Akeno brings me a cup of coffee with excessive boob brushing on my arm! Just the way I like it...well both the drink and the skin-ship!

I smile and tell everyone,"Well with Rias's permission I managed to get all of you a week off from devil contracts starting tonight! Everyone thank Rias!" Whistles and claps were given! Actually I did this purely for me....With Friday and Sunday I don't want to work! I have priority's here....ha-ha!

I stand and clap my hands and tell all,"Our Halloween Cafe opens tomorrow so lets do our best! Anything to add dear?" I look to the desk at my left seeing Rias drinking her tea.

Rias smiles at me and tells everyone,"This is my last festival with all of you. So I really hope you all do your best to enjoy it and don't think of it as work, but a chance to feel human! So let's kick all the other clubs' butts!" She looks happy. I want to protect that smile. She has lost a lot in this life and I need to fill that void in her heart!

I finish with,"Let's go home everyone!" Now it's time for the Cultural Festival!