Chapter 233-235

Brunnhilde’s Point of View

The Asgardians of the galaxy got a very strange string of signals on their monitor. Not all of their members were Valkyrie, but all of them were female. It was just easier this way. I went over to Gunnr, who was still reading the scrambled information coming from the cluster Thanos was in. “You figure it out yet?” She pulled up her goggles and picked food from her teeth with a dagger. “Not good. Someone is taking a shot at the king.”

Gunnr and Hildr were our group's engineers. They held the ship together. Gunnr was a short, thin, black-haired woman with a hint of psychosis, while Hildr was the red-haired mamma bear of the group. Not only was she one of the biggest up there, taller than Hildegarde but not as wide, but she was as skilled with her Warhammer as she was at moving heavy machinery inside the ship.

I was the leader, but Sif, Enchantress, Hildr, and I made the council of our group to make more serious decisions. I asked the magicians of the group. “You scry what’s happening in that sector yet?” Runa had the most practice on scrying, Gondul was well-rounded, Karnilla handled support, and Enchantress handled offensive magic. All three of them were focused on scrying, but Runa was the first to find Thanos’s army.

“Holy. We’re going to need the scrying pool.” Hildegarde lifted the several-ton basin that was set in a corner of the command room. After filling the basin with spiritual water, the magicians got to work showing what Runa had seen. I looked on in shock as I saw the Chitauri fleets destroyed. The dozen or so other Asgardians prepared for battle at the sight.

Sif wrapped her hands with tape while keeping her eyes locked on the image as it kept shifting to different parts of the decimated armies. Hundreds, if not thousands of ships holding tens if not hundreds of thousands of men in each. Hundreds of gigantic leviathans were slain as they kept searching. Hildegarde went to get her ‘bigger hammer’ while Valtrauta prepared her pegasus. I also began to get Galadriel ready to travel through space.

That was when the scrying pool finally came across the crashed ship of Thanos; standing next to them was the remainder of Thanos’ army. It amounted to his adopted children and himself. Against them were people we’d never seen before. Five women glowing with magical power and a man that I felt a slight pull towards. It was the same feeling I had when looking at Odin for too long.

An almost unnatural, instinctual pull to the strong that all Valkyrie had. They watched as the women combined and became more than their basic forms. A gigantic woman smashed all of the children and Thanos in a single blow. Thanos was the only one who managed not to be struck down as he had shielded himself. The next blow defeated him. The man casually walked over and cut off his hand before I noticed Thanos's head spin off his body.

For once in my life, I was left confused about what to do next. The man was clearly so strong he didn’t need to fight Thanos, one of the goals we set out to do was to wipe him from the galaxy… So we were in his debt, but we could just leave. We were viewing this from an entire jump away, it would take us hours to arrive at Thanos’s grave… It was something we needed to do, though. I needed to talk to this person and make sure he didn’t have anything nefarious planned.

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What the fuck are the chances that a group of Valkyrie watched me fight Thanos and got turned on at how easily I toyed with him. Over twenty Asgardian beauties all offered themselves to me the moment they came within range of my godly aura. Brunnhilde had the appearance of the comics, she had blonde hair and an insane body for a fighter. She looked like someone made a sexy Valkyrie costume for Halloween, and if her breasts were natural, she had one of the largest pair I had ever seen.

Skogul looked like the one from the Marvel movies. Asgardians hit a different strike zone than most other women, they were mostly taller and bustier than other races and one of the only races that could go pound for pound against humans in their sexual ability. Odin was known for heading to Earth to fuck around before he got married because human pussy is one of the best pussy.

That’s probably why most gods stopped at Earth from time to time to get their freak on. They were all lined up completely naked as they spread their legs towards me. I had an out-of-body experience as I looked back at how crazy of a situation I was in.

I wiped out the biggest threat in this quadrant in a few hours, then fucked his adopted daughters, the embodiments of some of the most powerful forces in the universe, then the avatar of the god of death. Valkyrie spied on me and got horny at the sight of me killing the galactic warlord and traveled here to offer themselves to me.

I made a bunch of duplicates of myself and spread all their legs even further. Planting myself on top of them I lined up and started fucking them in synchronicity. Twenty perfect duplicates of myself started to fuck the twenty Asgardians all at the same time. Soon, all of them had their legs in the air as I mating-pressed them at the same speed.

It was odd the see the differences of each Asgardian. Several had already gone through dozens of orgasms, shotgunning one after another. Some were loudly screaming from the fast-paced fucking I put them through while about half were stoic and just enjoying the sensual pleasure they were going through. Their bodies bounced up and down as I twitched and came in all of them at once.

The entire situation was surreal. It was moments like this when I remembered that it hadn’t even been a year since I appeared in this world. I conquered Earth in like six months and had now spread out my tendrils into space. I was mostly done with this sector. I could go meet the Kree or look for the Skrull, but I vastly overestimated how cool space would be.

Most alien races weren’t that impressive, and it was odd that humans stood above the galactic average in most categories. Most aliens tended to focus on being the best at one thing, and that made them extremely lopsided. I had to deal with the remnants of Darkseid’s forces now, maybe find another spaceship or two, and hopefully find Brainiac to remove the last real threat to Earth’s destruction.

If that goober could just leave well enough alone, then he’d survive, but Brainiac couldn’t handle being outsmarted by mammals. His robotic brain was surprisingly arrogant, so he would eventually return. He was also attached to Ultron, which had similarities to Tony Stark.

I got a ping from one of my robots that was in a completely different quadrant of the universe. My eyebrows raised at the sight of a Twi’lek and Togurta having a lightsaber battle before I remembered. “Oh right, Disney owns Starwars, and they’re the company that folded.”

Chapter 234

Third-Person Point of View

In present times. In a galaxy not so far away. It’s been a thousand years since the fall of the Empire, two thousand since the stories of Anakin and Luke. Time just kept going on with the box office bomb that was the newest trilogy. Starwars went with a wipe-the-slate-clean method, and as they wanted their characters to interact with the other heroes, a whole new set of Jedi had to be created.

Two thousand years later, the Jedi Order was rebuilt and destroyed dozens of times, while the Sith almost always stuck with the two-person system. The only Sith Order to ever be created was destroyed under the weight of constant betrayals or attempted coup d’etat. The master/apprentice style was the only one that worked, and if the master didn’t take an apprentice there were clear signs of them losing their powers from being so cowardly.

The Force was a pretty standard set of rules, the Jedi Order had many traps in place to weaken the light side. No sex between members was one such rule, and children born from two people with the Force tended to have an easier time becoming force-sensitive. It didn’t mean that they would all be great, but it did mean that they had a more likely chance to become a Jedi.

The Sith were built stronger in smaller numbers, while the Jedi would take in far more troops but their backward teaching made them weaker on average than the Sith. A Sith apprentice could fight against a dozen padawans or six Jedi apprentices. They could even compete with the weaker Jedi masters on average. Thus, the Jedi apprentice fighting against the Sith apprentice was being pushed back.

She couldn’t believe the brute strength and skill of the Sith. He had already slain her master and was now toying with her; soon, she would be killed, and she could see the vast difference in their capabilities. The Togurta stopped using skill and just began to beat his lightsaber against the woman. He pushed down against her, she knew that the moment he pulled away, the next strike would finish her before she could recover.

They both heard a man speak with his mouth full. “Don’t mind me. Just eating some popcorn and watching the fight.”

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They both looked at me in shock as I ate another handful of popcorn. “Proceed with the fighting.” The girl used my momentary distraction to regain her footing, pushing his blade off her. It only got them back to even as the man was one moment away from ending the fight earlier. I watched the female Twi’lek start to lose the fight again as I decided it was time to intervene.

The next moment I deactivated the man’s lightsaber. The sabers clashing led to the Twi’lek cutting through the man the next moment. He looked at her in shock before looking towards me before his body fell into two separate pieces. She looked at me now, and with a knowing smile, she approached me. “Thank you, kind stranger. May I ask, how did you do that? Most lightsabers are protected by the Sith or Jedi Force when they are being held.

I smiled back at her before stating. “I have my secrets, so. What’s going on in this quadrant of the galaxy? I just showed up.” She explained the fight that was taking place between the Sith and the Jedi. The current Sith master was taking more apprentices than normal and it was causing turbulence in the Jedi council. With so many strong enemies, the Jedi were being pushed back, they had already lost a dozen Jedi masters to the ploy.

The Sith were being made and dying fast enough that the overall strength of the Sith master wasn’t being depleted. It was a technicality that allowed the Sith to put push above their weight class. The Sith were like the Greed lantern ring. It was far stronger than the Willpower lantern rings because it was solely focused on strengthening a single person.

The dark side gave an incredible boost to the strength and power of everyone who used it, while the light side was pickier with whom it gave power to. They did away with the midichlorian system as it was idiotic, but the force was an entity that could hand out power and worked to balance the light and dark side… I have the dark force but not the light force yet. I’ll have to find a Jedi to stomp before I make my way out of the quadrant.

Did I bother fighting against the Sith? Nah, that seemed like it would take a long time, as they could just hide. I could pretend like I wanted to help to get closer to the Jedi… I helped Mirian(the Twi’lek Jedi) gather the remains of her Jedi master as I grabbed the Sith’s lightsaber. Another thing I needed was to get access to the Kyber crystal mines if they had them.

Well, I could tear this lightsaber apart and make them with my matter duplication, but that took divinity to do. It would be better if I could just harvest them instead of wasting such a valuable resource of mine. I thought that would be another extremely good weapon to give to the galactic defense force I was creating. I had the symbiote mythical animals as the fodder and the infinity ring group, and arming them with a lightsaber that could kill almost everyone in the entire universe would be insanely strong.

Stronger lantern corps with a weapon that could kill almost anything, slap them with the U.S.S. and you got a force that could go toe to toe with anything out in space and come out on top. That, plus the symbiote armor and golem armor on top of that and I would have the strongest fighting force in the universe. The symbiotes I was making weren’t part of the Knull symbiotes, which meant I didn’t have to worry about him waking and taking over all my symbiotes.

I colored them light blue to show the difference between mine and his, it would make our armies easier to track if they ever make a movie out of our fight. Knull was scary when it came to gods. If he and Gorr worked together, I might have to worry… Or I would have much earlier along my path. Now, I doubted even full-on gods like Odin or Zeus; only Death could defeat me outright.

That was the thing with gods: they were fine fighting battles they’d win, but if they weren’t sure, they’d rather scheme behind the scenes and try to weaken me in other ways. I also had plenty of plans to fuck up certain gods if they did want to throw hands. Right now, I just needed to meet with whatever command structure they had for the Jedi, kill one for the powers, and fuck the beautiful ones.

I ask her. “So… Any chance I can head with you to the Jedi temple? I’d like to help in your battle if you don’t mind.”

Chapter 235

What the actual fuck is going on? As a bystander to what is happening, it’s almost ridiculous that they haven’t figured out who the Sith Lord is. The moment I entered the Jedi council, I clocked him as the bad guy. Everyone was wearing white robes, except one who was dressed in a fancy red suit and black cape, with a mustache like an old-timey villain.

Then he spoke and completely gave it away. “Look, I don’t think we can trust this newcomer. Who knows if he’s a Sith? Anyone could be a Sith… Except for me, of course.” He literally fucking twirled his mustache and the rest of the council all nodded in agreement. “We’ll need some proof that you aren’t a Sith before we accept your help.”

I was pushed to the sidelines as the bureaucratic tape they had in place would have tied me up completely until the bad guy put his plan into play. As I was taken to the holding room, I couldn’t help but ask Mirian. “Are you Jedi playing a trick on me, or do you really not know who the Sith lord is?” She looked at me, confused, before tilting her head and asking. “Who’s the Sith lord?”

It finally clicked for me. ‘Oh, they’re all really dumb…’ I couldn’t help but internally laugh at the situation. They were so set in their light-side ways that they couldn’t see the obvious betrayal coming. I got a pretty devious plan and decided to go through with it. I had Mirian get closer as I whispered. “I think the Sith lord might be one of the members of the Jedi council, but I can’t be sure… You should have each of the Jedi masters come and interrogate me, and while they are, I’ll be interrogating them. Start with the female Jedi first.”

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Mirian’s Point of View

I didn’t like this plan but decided to go through with it anyway. It just felt… Like something someone from the light side wouldn’t do. The Sith weren’t a problem that could just be solved by fighting; their leader hid and kept sending more apprentices to fight us. If they did so outright and fought us in the open, I could understand, but they didn’t. They ambushed and killed Jedi through trickery rather than honorable combat.

The only one that it couldn’t be was Master Darkus Maleficence. He was the only one who had been attacked multiple times by the Sith, just barely escaping each time. The other Jedi in his protected planets were also the ones who suffered the most casualties backing up his story. It was clear they were targeting one of the strongest Jedi to weaken us going forward.

Now Danny even said the Sith lord might be hiding in our own ranks. My brain just couldn’t make sense that one of our most trusted leaders was our biggest enemy. “Oh fuck me!” A loud slamming sound was heard from inside the holding room where Danny began interrogating the Jedi council. It was weird that he fought against all of them but that must have been his way to tell if they were a Sith or a Jedi.

The Jedi master loudly screamed and then limped out of the room a few minutes later. This was the fifth one to come out of the room clearly having lost the fight against him. They all seemed happy, though; the lessons they learned through losing their fights must have been very helpful for their progress as Jedi. I could feel the power swell inside them as they grew tremendously from the battle against Danny.

I would have to ask him to fight me after this so I could also grow my connection with the force. A short time after, a member of the Yoda race approached and entered the room. For a brief moment, I wasn’t sure if they were going to begin fighting until I heard soft grunts coming from Master Yobble. Followed by Danny's confused outburst. “What the fuck, how are you so good?”

Of course, Yobble is much stronger than she appears to be. Although she may have been short of stature, her fighting capabilities were top-notch. He grunted along with her before chuckling almost evilly. “I can make more than one weapon to fight you with.” Master Yobble questioned. “What do you- Oh! My ass! Fuck my ass.”

I cheered for him that he got Yobble on the backfoot as I heard her panting moans from the fight grow more desperate before she finally cried out in pain, knowing she was defeated. Yobble came out about ten minutes later with the shakiest legs out of the bunch so far. She might not have even been able to make it back to her room, she was so worn out from the fight.

I knocked on the door, signaling I wanted to speak, and he cracked it open. “That’s it for Jedi master women. I’ll go get the men next.” He reached out and grabbed my hand. I was confused for a moment before he asked. “We have to make sure you’re not the Sith lord first before we bring anyone else.” I couldn’t help but get upset over what he said, and I whisper-yelled at him. “I’m not a Sith!”

He gave me a cocky smirk before saying. “Prove it.” Then he pulled me into the room.

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Mirian slept peacefully beside me after we had sex. I had to go extremely slow with her because she never had the birds and the bees talk with anyone before and frankly didn’t know what sex was. She didn’t know what she liked because she never once thought about sexual activities. She was that pure, the Jedi might have also been putting something in the water to lessen sexual desire.

I combed my fingers through her hair as I put a fake disguise on. Wearing a black robe and the fake alien Starkmart mask, I rushed toward the male members of the Jedi council. I still needed to kill one for the light force chi core. I didn’t want to kill any of them, but I needed the power, and some alien races didn’t live that long anyway.

I entered the room, and my appearance was enough to have all the Jedi draw their weapons as they prepared for the fight. Starting with the Devlikk, who only lived ten years, I pulled him in before cutting his throat after touching him. I waited for the expected ding of a new power, but it didn’t come. Only the slight strengthening of my dark chi core is felt. I accidentally killed a hidden Sith apprentice.

The others all move to attack me after yelling out the ‘Jedi’ whom I just killed by name. I teleport behind the Ratant next, my lightsaber pierces his heart and… More dark energy, what the fuck! Is everyone secretly evil? I can’t just keep killing people for their race based on how long that race lives. It’s extremely fucked up. I decided to cut my losses and just kill the obvious Sith lord. Teleporting again, my hand reaches into his body and pulls his heart out.

Light force conduit

Light force control

…What the fuck! How was this guy not the bad guy? The few remaining Jedi all cried out. “Darkus Maleficence, no!” I couldn’t help but question. “His name was Darkus Maleficence, and he wasn’t a Sith!?”

I left completely defeated by what just happened and looked for a connection to get the kyber crystals I needed. Months later I’d find out that the Wookie Jedi Master was the hidden Sith and he lost because of the power boost the women went through from being fucked by me.

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