Coming To An Agreement

“Hey, hey, hey, HEY! No fucking way you’re serious! You first told me that you’ll let me go if I speak, and now… Now you want to fuck me, too?! I’m not into that! I am not a Samelinist! And certainly not a bottom! Damn it! What sort of emergency even is this?! Why would an emergency need you to have sex with me?!”

“Listen. You wouldn’t get it, but it is the struggle of a true cultivator. My technique made natural progress while I was fighting your friends, and let’s just say that passing over this threshold means that I am going to be needing a hole to come into”

“Just use your freaking hand!”

“It isn’t so simple. It is a basis of dual cultivation, alright? Also, it just so happens that you are the perfect candidate for it. I am not into men either, but a man is better to help me in this situation… Which is great since you’re a twink. I mean, just look at your appearance after your dirty body was washed with just a little bit of water”

“I. Am. Not. A. Twink”

“You definitely are. In fact, you seem to be close to looking like a Foppoof. The twinkiest of twinks”

“Shut up! Do you know how hard it was to hide that I was such a feminine twink from the other bandits? Those bastards would have Viotted me at the first occasion when we were travelling without any women in sight!”

“Well, my bad, but I am not joking. I really need your help. Listen… How about I pay you for your services? I have some money saved up”

“Pay me?! Like a whore?!”

“What’s the big deal? You’re a bandit! What’s the difference between robbing people and selling your body? One of those sounds less criminal than the other!”

“Fucking hell… It’s not like I have a choice anyway, do I?”

“Not really now. When the effects of me passing the threshold show up, I’ll be right up in those guts before I can even exhale”

“...Alright, I’ll take your money then! But… But you have to promise to go slow with it! Don’t be a brute! I’ve never been… Fucked… And also, you better be shaved, I don’t want to get burned by your bodily hair!”

“I get it… What about your arm? Is it doing fine?”

“Hell no, it isn’t! Did you think straightening the bone up and shoving the thing in a rudimentary sling and cast would heal it instantly? It still hurts like hell! You'd better be careful when you… Huh… When you do the thing. It’s already humiliating enough, so I don’t want it to hurt like a bitch as well”

Linfeng and the bandit had been exchanging a lot of words together, definitely not the kind variety for the bandit... But Linfeng understood why he would be so mad. He didn’t really have a decision to make here. It was either he went along with it and got some more favourable circumstances, or didn’t, and ended up getting brutally Viotted.

Of course, as defiant as he would like to be, settling for the latter option would be idiotic…

Since the bandit leader had been a cultivator, he had been carrying around quite a lot of money. Therefore, Linfeng used some of it to rent out a nicer room in the nearby city. No one questioned anything since the bandit just ended up making him look like a cheap whore with his low-cost attire.

…And bringing a whore to the inn or hotel was common practice for just about ninety per cent of men travelling alone.

The room was a bit more spacious than the one Linfeng used to rent... The bathroom attached to it was still rather small, but it did the job, allowing the two participants to prepare themselves for what was to come in what the system predicted would happen in a few hours.

Right now, the system was saying that Linfeng’s inner Yang was still in the process of ‘waking up’. It had supposedly gone into a dormant stage due to the cultivation of the Raging Bull Punch and Moon Hare Kick techniques. They had transformed and elevated it, resulting in some sort of lengthy evolution.

When this evolution was done, Linfeng would see himself overcome with an intense libido. It was to the point that the system recommended that he not wear anything he would rather keep down there, as his sudden erection would probably tear it apart.

…Just like nearly all systems, Linfeng’s system wasn’t permitted to say everything at any time to his user, but the events allowed him to speak more freely now.

The transformation of your inner Yang will cause a change to your entire body, and even your spirit, soul, et cetera… It isn’t quite the acquisition of a total trait or physique, but it is close. The initial change will be sudden, but it isn’t the whole thing. There will be a gradual change as you continue practising the two techniques

All until you master them and unlock Primordial Yang Emperor Physique. Until then, I would recommend keeping yourself at least one twink or Foppoof within reach at all times. Their Yang is the best way to combat the surges of libido you will keep experiencing

‘Say, System… You were the one who told me to question this guy last. Was this on purpose because he was a twink?’

Obviously. I couldn’t inform you directly just yet until the threshold was fully confirmed to have been passed–But I could see it coming. Thus, I decided to make sure that you would have the best thing available within arm’s reach

‘Right… I can get it that the sudden surge of libido will make me have sex with anything, but what about after that? I’ll have to do it constantly and without the libido clouding my mind! I don’t think I can actually find it in me to be excited about other men, no matter how feminine they might look’

Don’t worry about that

‘What do you mean?’

The system was quiet for a moment.

You probably won’t believe me, and might even take it as an insult, but… Systems like me are usually distributed to two kinds of people: Those who fit us and what we have to offer, and those who will do their best to resist our gifts. You are part of the first category

‘Yes, and?’

To put it simply. Pounding twinks and Foppoofs is actually an important part of the techniques I offer, since foreign Yang is not just great for dealing with the libido, but will also be a great complement to Yin once you unlock Primordial Yang Emperor Physique

In short… The fact that I was assigned to you means that even if you don’t know it yet, you enjoy having sex with twinks and Foppoofs

‘No way… I am not a Samelinist!’

I wouldn’t really count twinks and Foppoofs as making a man a Samelinist…

‘Still!’

Just relax, focus, and let the libido guide you when it comes. It is nothing to be ashamed of. I guarantee that you’ll find much enjoyment in having your way with this bandit through his back pit

‘Damn it…’