66 – 80 yo Elf babe gets her cheeks clapped (+18) (1)

“Your Excellency,” Agnes greeted me with a bow.

“Hey there,” I greeted back with a nod.

I stepped aside and the staff person pushed the trolley into the room.

“I came to offer my apologies,” Agnes began, looking me in the eye. “I was rude to you due to my ignorance.” She bowed again, “Please, forgive me.”

I tilted my head, “No?”

She shot her head up and gave me a surprised look.

“I mean,” I shrugged. “It's not wrong to worry about your dad. And as I said, I wasn't angry. You're looking too deeply into this.” I looked inside the room and remembered what I was going to ask the Queen. Josalia's slip of the tongue had made me forget at the time. I turned to Agnes and gave her a smile, then gestured to the room. “Hey, how about we go inside?”

She nodded and came in, “Pardon my intrusion.”

I closed the door and walked back to a different table from the one where the staff person was placing food on, then sat down.

Agnes remained standing.

I gestured to the chair across the table, “Please, take a seat. This won't take long.”

She sat down and faced me.

“So,” I leaned forward and rested my elbows on the table, then my chin on my hands. “It has come to my attention that I owe the Kingdom a large amount of gold coins. I was wondering if you could help me with that?”

She blinked a few times, “I wouldn't say owe, Your Excellency.”

I shrugged, “Then see it as my actions resulted in financial loss?”

Her lips thinned in a tiny frown.

I held a sigh back, “Your dad told me the amount was between five to seven million gold coins.”

The staff person took a sharp breath and then discreetly coughed a few times.

Agnes ignored them and nodded, “Yes, I'm aware.”

I raised my eyebrows, “Can you receive such a payment?”

Her eyebrows furrowed and nodded, “That would be several tonnes of gold, Your Excellency. Fortunately, I have a storage item that can hold this amount. So yes, I can.”

The smell of tomato sauce tickled my nose and I nodded, “Great. Let's get on with it.”

The Princess removed her tiara and placed it on the table.

I put a hand on the table and pushed down with a little strength, then used more strength until it shook slightly. It held up to 2000 of my strength so I was confident it'd hold piles of gold.

Thus, I made it rain.

***

Halfway through, I was growing bored. The staff person had left, and Lapia had returned from the bathroom and was sitting next to me, staring with wide eyes at the literal piles of gold I was giving the Princess.

“Say, Agnes,” I began.

“Yes, Your Excellency?” she tiredly replied, storing the gold coins for the nth time.

I looked at the coins disappearing into the tiara, “Do you think I could get a license to brew alcohol?”

She stopped and looked at me, then tilted her head, “Do you plan on selling what you brew?”

I shook my head, “No, but I was told it's illegal to brew alcoholic beverages without a license.”

“Ah,” Agnes nodded and continued storing the coins. “You only need a license if you want to sell your product. You would also need an accountant to help you with taxes, a permit to peddle if you don't want to set up shop, a proof of safety of product to circulate consumables, and a host of other things to start such a business. You don't need a license If you brew for your own consumption. Not in our Kingdom.”

I turned to Lapia and gave her the cockiest smirk.

She rolled her eyes and shook her head.

***

After a whole hour, we were done with the money business.

I didn't know seven million coins took that long to pass from person to person.

We all sighed, then Agnes stood up.

“I should go,” she muttered while suppressing a yawn.

I stood up as well and nodded, “Yeah, sorry to keep you here so long.”

She smiled and shook her head, “Not at all. I'm glad I could be of help.”

I walked her out of the room and said our goodbyes.

Lapia curtsied and Agnes returned the gesture.

After the Princess left, I closed the door and turned to my girlfriend, “Now, food.”

She nodded.

We walked back to the table and had dinner.

A nice tomato soup, roasted beef, and cake. We took our time and made conversation.

Lapia talked about catching the Queen giving the King a sloppy toppy with too much enthusiasm. I laughed and retorted with jokes, resulting in both of us laughing in good spirit at the situation.

After that we drank some wine and talked about the cats we found on the gardens.

I drank the last drop on my glass and sighed, “Does the bathroom have a shower?”

The Elf nodded, “It's pretty big.”

I stood up and gave Lapia a flirtatious smile, “I'm taking a shower. You coming?”

She arched an eyebrow and stood up as well, “Say no more.”

I giggled and walked to the bathroom. After opening the door, I did my best to not gape at the amount of gold and silver decorations the space had. The toilet seat was silver, the bathtub was gold, the sink was silver, the shower heads were gold, so on and so forth.

I stored my clothes and approached the shower, then injected E'er on the drawn droplet that was on the wall.

The freezing cold shower forced a sigh out of me, and I turned to Lapia.

She had a scowl and her arms were crossed.

“Not this again, please,” she shook her head. “Warm it up.”

I chuckled and got the water to a nice, hot temperature.

She undressed and joined me under the waterfall.

I looked for the shampoo and soap compartment and found it right above the temperature symbols on the wall. Taking the soap bar, I turned around and performed my body-washing duties on my girlfriend.

She sighed as I cleaned her breasts and stomach from behind.

“Your hands are so strong,” she seductively whispered and pressed her butt against my crotch.

“Thank you,” I replied and licked her left ear.

“Mmmhh,” she hummed in delight.

My penis got sandwiched between her big butt cheeks, which sent a short pulse of pleasure up my spine. I continued lathering her body with soap, caressing her curves and gently cleaning her body.

“Natasha, I really like this careful you,” she panted and gulped. “I also like the violent you. Being capable of violence and choosing not to be is something I find incredibly attractive.”

My face heated up and a bubbly feeling made me purr in satisfaction. I put the bar soap back in the compartment and scooped some shampoo from the little box and moved on to Lapia's hair.

The dark blonde strands were straight and fluffy, and I took my time to clean every single hair. Very gently, I massaged her scalp and ears, giving the long cartilaginous organs a lick every once in a while which got hums of pleasure in return.

Lapia's hands went over my thighs, following the shape of my muscles with her fingertips.

After rinsing her body of the soap and shampoo, I went down on my knees in front of her.

She looked down at me and raised an eyebrow, “Oh?”

I tapped my right shoulder and gave her a wink, “Leg, please. I'm not finished yet.”

She blushed and a big smile spread on her face. She raised a leg and placed it on top of my shoulder, “Wow. This is the entire package, huh?”

I chuckled and kissed her thigh, then grabbed her ass with my right hand to give her support and caressed her stomach with my left hand, “That's right.”

She put a hand on the wall and her other on the back of my head, then leaned her head back.

I kissed her thigh, getting closer to her pussy and running my hands over her warm ass and torso. My golden self contrasted her tan skin beautifully, and I took my time to slowly shower her with love. I ran my left hand further up and cupped her left breast, then slowly ran circles around her nipple with my fingertips.

“Haaaa,” Lapia let out a sigh and her muscles relaxed.

I turned my face to her crotch and gave her labia a slow and long lick.

“You teaser!” she pouted with a giggle.

I chuckled and looked up, making eye contact with her at the same time as I flicked her clit with the tip of my tongue.

“Hng!” she twitched a little and bit her lips.

I gave her lower lips a juicy kiss and grasped her ass, then began eating her out with care and pin-point accuracy.

She was pretty wet already, much to my surprise. She had said she was horny but I didn't think it'd be to the extent that I could finger her right away.

I let go of her ass and gently ran my fingernails over her skin towards her pussy, scratching her skin with care.

She gave me a nod and let out a sultry sigh.

After getting the green light, I inserted my index finger first while licking her clit and teasing her nipples with my other hand.

“Huuu...” she sighed and brushed my hair. “Eat my pussy good, Natasha.”

She was already talking dirty, which got me fired up.

I bent my finger and massaged her frontal vaginal wall, going up and down with a 'come here' gesture against her pelvic bone. I had learned pretty quickly – and unavoidably at that – that Lapia is a squirter and she cums pretty fast. Though not as multi-orgasmic as Yolin, Lapia could cum some thirty times in the span of a two hour fuck with a short break between climaxes. Knowing that, I wanted to make Lapia feel good after having bowed, curtsied, and being proper around Royalty for the day.

She had earned it and I was more than willing to provide for the Elf.

“Oh, fuck!” Lapia moaned, wrapping her fingers around my hair. “Yeah! Just like that! My pussy is happy!”

I slowed down my finger inside her pussy and licked her clit faster, getting a sharp breath from the woman.

Her juices were sweet and rich, and I lapped at her pussy like I had gone through a desert and she was a fountain. The wet sounds of my tongue and my finger on her genitals echoed in the bathroom, making my own arousal greater by the second. I felt my cock harden and my nipples stiffen pretty quickly.

“Ahn! Natasha!” Lapia called my name, looking at me with glazed eyes as pleasure started to take a hold of her. “My clit is trembling in joy! Your tongue feels so fucking good! Your finger is... fuck!”

Her hips buckled a little and I got my signal to insert a second finger.

I put my middle finger inside and sped up the rubbing against her pelvic bone, feeling her holy spot growing puffier and fluffier. My right hand grabbed her breast and I softly pinched her erect nipple.

“Ogh!” she grunted and let out a shaky breath. “You're going to make my cunny cum already, Natasha! Do you feel- guh! My pussy clamping around your fingers?”

I felt her pussy spasm and nodded, then went for the last sprint.

Her moans, gasps, grunts, and yelps echoed in the bathroom and I got ready to drink every last drop of her cum.

Lapia's stomach tightened, goosebumps covered her chest, and a primal howl left her throat with the orgasm.

“FUCK!” she screamed and her body convulsed.

I opened my mouth wide and took my fingers out, then covered her pussy with my lips. Her squirt hit my palate and tongue and I gulped while giving her pussy a sloppy kiss.

“Aahhh!” Lapia moaned, grabbing my head and bending over. “Wait! Too much!”

I let her pussy go and licked my lips, then smacked them, “Thank you for the dessert!”

She shook her head with a pant, “No. Thank you!”

I chuckled and slowly stood up, making sure she kept balance by holding her body close to mine. “You're welcome,” I replied with a wide smile and a fluffy feeling in my head.

“Now, my turn,” she gave me a smirk and a kiss.

Her supple lips and tongue played with mine, getting hums from the both of us.

She separated and gave me a dreamy smile, “You're so fucking good...”

I shrugged, then hugged her, “What can I say. Anything for my cheeky Elf.”

She giggled and turned around, retrieving the soap bar from the compartment.

I let myself be cleaned for the following minutes.

Lapia had a bit of difficulty with massaging my muscles since they were harder than steel. Her breathing, however, grew more labored as she explored my body.

After rinsing my body, she got on her knees and took my cock in her hands, then let out an amazed sigh, “This is stupid big.”

I nodded, “I agree.”

My cock reached around twenty six centimeters when fully erect so I totally shared the sentiment. It always amazed me when I went full length deep into my girlfriends. They had felt a little pain the first times so I had gone slow with them. Now, after almost two months, Lapia was completely accustomed to my large cock.

Lapia's hands wrapped around my member, failing to cover the thing completely. She let out a hot breath and slowly pulled my foreskin back.

A tiny electric jolt ran to my hips, where heat was already gathering and I felt a drop of pussy juice go down my inner thigh. I leaned my back on the wall and looked down at Lapia, then gave her a nod.

She returned the nod and licked my glans, then ran her tongue all over my cock, reaching my pussy and giving my clit a quick flick with her tongue.

“Mff!” I twitched from the sudden stimulation.

She smirked and brought her left hand to my pussy, where she teased my labia. With her right hand, she stroked my cock and kissed my glans while looking me directly in the eye.

“You cock tastes so good, Natasha... I'm going to eat you up!” she whispered, then opened her mouth wide to take my glans.

Her warm, wet, and soft mouth covered the head of my cock and she rubbed my clit with her fingers.

“Shit!” I hissed, grabbing my tits and squeezing them.

Her tongue flicked the underside of my glans, sending shocks of stimulation to my hips and up my spine to my brain.

She took both hands to my pussy, where she spread my labia with one hand, and inserted a finger with the other, then immediately rubbed against my pelvic bone.

I bit my lips and tightened my stomach, then brought a hand to the back of her head. I couldn't move her on my own since my strength was vastly higher than hers, and in the moment of passion I could injure her. I settled with brushing her hair and caressing her long ears.

Her eyes locked on my abs and she began rocking her head back and forth, taking more and more of my cock in her mouth until I hit the back of her throat. Her tongue tickled my underside, her fingers played with my pussy, and her fangs tickled my cock.

“Ugh!” I grunted, feeling the suction and tongue-work around my member and her fingers hitting all the good spots in my vagina.

She took a deep breath and looked at me.

“You don't have-” I began.

She swallowed my cock in a single thrust, pinched my clit with two fingers, and inserted three fingers into my pussy, pressing hard against my pelvic bone.

“Ooooohhh!” a long groan left me, which turned into a scream of pleasure. “Fuck! Lapia! That feels so oddly good! I can't even... fuck! Describe it!”

The feeling of a mouth is worlds apart from a pussy. A throat, however, is quite the unique experience.

My womb lowered and I felt Lapia's fingers pick up speed while she held her nose against my tummy.

Gasps left me and my legs shivered at having both genitals under such unfair attack. Jolts of pleasure assaulted my body, making me tremble and twitch.

Lapia's flesh around my cock tickled every centimeter of it and her nose tickled my tummy. She closed her eyes and moved her tongue inside againt my cock, sending stronger waves of pleasure through my cock to my body. Her face, on the other hand, was slowly turning red as seconds passed.

“Breathe, Lapia!” I whispered, then a yelp left me as she gulped, using her throat to stroke my cock.

She pulled back, leaving a messy trail of saliva on my cock.

“Ghk!” she gagged as the head of my cock touched that funny part of the throat. Then, she took my cock out of her mouth with long gulps of air. “Haa... Haaa... Haaa...”

I let out a hot breath and relaxed my tummy, “That felt... weirdly good.”

“Did- cough!” she covered her mouth and licked her lips. “Did you like that?”

I nodded with a gulp, “That felt amazing, but I got a bit worried at the end, not going to lie.”

She chuckled and stood up, “First time throating your cock. I was bound to choke.”

I hugged her and kissed her with passion. My right hand grabbed her ass and my left went up and I brushed her hair.

She reciprocated, meeting my tongue and lips in a sloppy kiss. Her hands went down to my cock and gave me a few strokes.

“Hey,” she spoke into my mouth. “Fuck my brains out on the bed. I want to walk funny tomorrow.”

I chuckled, “Yeah? You want me to destroy your pussy?”

She nodded and bit my lips, “I want you to break my spine.”

My eyes widened and I choked a little.

“Natasha, crush me with your cock,” she continued, stroking my cock faster while looking me straight in the eye with a horny expression. “Murder my pussy with your Halven cock.”

“Yeah,” I nodded, joining her dirty talk. “We're going to need Danuva to heal your body.”

Her eyes widened to the max and her body shivered, then a small moan left her mouth.

I felt my face burn and I bit my lips.

She let out a short laugh, “That was very hot.”

“Thank you,” I kissed her lips. “I'm learning from the best.”

She giggled and hugged my neck with one arm, “Let's fuck all wet and slippery. I want you to fuck me up. Make me cry and drool, Natasha.” Her face turned into a smug grin, “If you can, that is.”

I felt my body heat up to the max. Her words were so enticing, taunting, cheeky, and daring. A gasp left my lips as Lapia continued stoking my cock and a big smile spread on my lips.

“Oh, I will. Let's see if you walk the talk,” I replied with a low growl.