Chapter 325 – Getting Everyone Ready

*** Victoria ***

Shit, these damn dinners are fucking great. No need to cook, and the food is served when I'm ready. So much easier than camping.

Elora is ruining the damn mood, though. Moping bitch, almost as bad as fucking Yuki. Just get the fuck over yourself! Did you really think you were that fucking special that one divorce fucks over your entire life?

Shit, Elyne even is trying to bring up some damn stories from her past with Elora and their adventuring party, something I didn't fucking know about. Why wasn't I fucking invited to any of those? It would've saved me a shit ton of time marrying through them. Damn Princesses, not waking up early enough for me to see the bitches. Maybe they were too fucking scared of having me around, getting lost in my damn good looks like Alzi does. But fucking Elora is just sitting there staring at her fucking food.

Fucking herself over for nothing. The bitches are over her damn failures enough to let her talk a bit now. Even that bitch, Shimmer, gets some words in. A fucking spy is talking more than Elora. Oh, that's too damn funny.

This end of the table is fucking great. Two sets of women who just don't fucking get how to be ignored gracefully. The fucking slaves may just be confused about how to fucking react. How that's fucking happening, I don't know, but it sure is damn great. If I weren't fucking worried about getting fucking bloated up by Alzi, this would be the perfect family. Fucking entertainment everywhere I damn look.

"Can you stop chuckling?" Inanos says. "It's getting creepy."

"Fuck, you all bring me out to these damn meetings, and now, you're telling me that I can't even try to fucking enjoy them? Shit, that's just so strange," I say. "Fucking deal with it. I'm not hated by Alzi like all of you fucks. She loves my fucking body. I could get into her damn bed tonight and have the fucking time of my life. You all had the fucking chance to do that too, but you fucking tripped over yourselves to be the most hated by your fucking husband. Don't get fucking gloomy with me over it."

"We didn't all trip over ourselves for this," Elyne says. "Just a few mistakes caused this."

You've got to love their fucking delusions. "It isn't a fucking mistake, keeping a woman as a damn slave. That is a fucking choice," I say. "But you're fucking right, you weren't tripping over your damn selves. No, you ran your fucking marriage into the ground on purpose. Damn, leaving Alzi practically all alone for some stupid fucking missions, instead of just picking up the fucking women she asked for. It's fucking crazy that you're all acting so fucking surprised that she hates you. One of you fucks just needed to go out and grab her Mother and Mai and call it a fucking day. You'd have had the best fucking breeding stud in the whole damn world happy to be married to you. And with Alzi, why the fuck would you even need the crown? You'd control everything through Alzi's fucking massive cock! Shit, you all must've known about my ass. You should've just married me and stuck me next to Alzi's ass, and she would've been fucking safe. This is your fucking doing. Don't try to fucking pretend it isn't."

"Think we don't fucking know that?!" Ioelena says. "Got any ideas about how to fix it, or does that tongue of yours only hurl insults?"

"I can do more than fucking insult people," I say. "But right fucking now, I don't feel like thinking. You all fucked up, so you all figure it the fuck out."

"Just great," Syro says. "Well, we just have to find ways to help Alzi for now and hope our moment comes or Alzi gives us a path."

These bitches are hopeless. Being nice and fucking helpful is good enough for now?! They want some grand fucking moment that will fucking wipe away the past. That's too fucking funny. They'd better not stop inviting me to these damn hilarious meetings.

*** Goddess of Sex ***

How am I being forgotten about again?! Nature and Justice and the damn dragons just had to step on my toes. I had Alzi. I had everything right there, and then they came in and messed it all up!

I just needed Alzi to have some time by herself, then sneak Isda into her marriage with all those kids. But now, everyone's locked down. Isda can hardly even leave her room; that stupid old Kitsune is watching everything.

What is so wrong about sex? They all love it. They all participate in it. SO why am I cut out of it?

They're even watching my temple so that no one enters. But Fertility, who fucked the world over, gets to have hers open for everyone. They need me. They need sex for their populations to survive. They love me, but they're too ashamed to face me.

They'll learn. They'll figure it out. Alzi will fuck them all with her succubus friend. I'll turn the whole world into my pretty little whores, dripping to ride my Champion's dick.

They'll figure it out then. They'll know that they should've just let me have my cults, let me have my festivals. They were perfect. Those sweaty bodies all rolling around together. The moans of passion, tangled legs, and the love that sprouted forth.

The nobles will learn that they should've just dealt with the commoners getting to fuck them. Sex is an activity for whenever and wherever. So why should you deny your desires? Why hold back that feeling?

Alzi, don't deny me. Let me in. We'll have so much fun together. I know it. I shaped your body for this. You'll love it. We'll be together. I'll carry your kids. Just don't leave me alone.

*** Alzi ***

Shyla leads my group through the halls and to the bath. And when we arrive, she gives me a little bow by the entrance, smart enough to know I just need those with tails tonight—fluffy tails, not that devish thing that always finds its way inside me. Maybe later, I'll see what I can do about that thing.

Calli is in the corner of the changing room, her tail swaying slowly behind her and her fingers drumming over her belly. I may be useless on the battlefield, but I'm pretty good at baths and massages. I'll get her to relax soon.

This manor doesn't have as many choices as the Princess's manor had, but I'm sure that giant castle has plenty of baths to choose from if I end up staying there. Not that I could even have a truly warm bath with a heavily pregnant Mai; a normal bath will be fine for us.

I strip Mai immediately, and the girl doesn't even flinch at me taking her clothing off; we're simply too used to stripping together. Nakuma is taking care of Yuki and herself before I even have a chance to do it. Of course, Mai returns the favor and works my dress off my body.

Of course, I'm no longer at the brothel, so it shouldn't be my job to do everything anymore. I'll have plenty of time to get my hands all over Yuki later. Yes, this needs to be a group thing, everyone helping everyone.

The one issue is Calli, hiding in the corner like she's just going to be a maid tonight. "I asked for you to join us," I say. "Just because you're the only maid around doesn't mean you're going to be playing the part tonight, Calli. Get over here, we need to get the cute dog naked!"

"Your Highness, I don't deserve such treatment. I'm just a maid who got lucky. You don't need to worry about me, I'm happy enough carrying your child."

"Don't fight it! I've got four women whose tails I'll be brushing tonight. That isn't something you get to decide, unless you truly don't wish to join us tonight," I say, stomping over to the silly girl.

"As you wish, Your Highness. I would be honored to join you. Thank you for everything you do for me. This is more than I ever dreamed could happen."

"I do wish for this," I say, starting to strip her. "I wish to see your beautiful body and brush this bushy tail. But first, we need to bathe. Can't properly fluff a tail if it's dirty." I move slowly, watching her cheeks redden as her dress starts to slip off her slim form, if you ignore her belly.

Finally, with everyone naked, I pick up Calli in my arms and head into the bath. Azula's wives are already inside, but they're at the far end of the bath, so I can just ignore them. Though they do quiet down when I enter, eyeing me to see what I have planned for them.

"You're all fine," I say. "If you wish, you could put on a little show for me, but there's no need to do anything special. The bath is for the family. I'm not that petty, for now." They're pretty, like most nobles. And they're also on the older side, like Queen Yumanea's harem. It could be fun to have those two harems pair up or something. Each side could take turns getting pregnant while the other takes care of them?

That could be fun for a bit.

"Thank you," one says. "Dear." Should I ask for them to use a more formal term? She didn't seem to know what to say, and it was always nice to know what to call someone when I was at the brothel.

"Dear is fine," I tell them. I can take that first step, like Hearth asked me to. I give them a little nod before turning my focus back to the tails, I mean women, I have with me.

I give Calli a little kiss and then walk into the bath with my pregnant package in my arms. "We'll do Calli first," I say. "Just relax and enjoy our hands."