Who’s The True Pervert?
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Yuuko squirms under the gazes of men and women alike. The recollection of her squawking daughter and Kurumi when they returned from school only made the mature woman tingle with shame. The fabric of her dim grey skirt and stockings does little to prevent the cold if not for the store’s heater as she feels her diamond-hard nipples rubbing against the interior of her bra with every move. The skirt suit’s coat hugs her body tightly, making her feel slight discomfort overshadowed by her employees’ apparent glee that their employer is engaging in the tradition.
Not as confident in her body as Ty Lee and Nik, Yuuko chose a school teacher’s apparel for her outfit. Kaya had left the store before her return, so the cause of all the mess wasn’t present to see Yuuko garbed in a fitting grey skirt suit that accentuated her curves. Her outfit surprised many, but they flocked around Nik and Lee like usual due to their bodysuit cosplay. And there’s the typical protest from a few of the more eager male customers to instate a hugging ceremony with Lee.
Nik usually takes care of them somehow. Maybe it’s the sternness of his eyes. Yuuko often wondered what Nik does in his free time—or used to do—to possess such a gaze. The Ty Sisters like bragging about themselves, but they never fail to mention him once or twice in between.
A powerful man, they say. Some sort of plunderer, but Nik would often shut them down about it as the girls smiled mischievously, an internal joke, perhaps.
But a cry of protest catches Yuuko’s attention.
“H-Hey! I won’t let you trample over my ambitions even if you dress as Venom! Besides, I’m not asking for a hug from Ty Lee, right? I didn’t know she was your girlfriend before.”
Ty Lee blinks at the mention of her name, her bangs bobbing as she peeks from one of the shelves before shrugging and placing another social science book over the stack.
Nik silently crosses his arms, appearing even more immense as it rouses a few squeals from the few girls around him.
The slightly thin man grits his teeth and clenches his fists.
“All I’m asking is a hug from Amano-san! What’s wrong with that?”
‘Eh?’ Yuuko blinks as Nik quietly reaches for the man’s shoulder, clasping it. Yuuko doesn’t understand what happened, but the customer momentarily trembles before shooting Nik a dirty glare. “Fine! You musclebound freak!”
Nik scoffs as the man leaves the store, prompting Yuuko to call Nik.
“What’s going on?” She blinks, the rays of the evening sun illuminating her in its amber glow.
“What do you think?” Nik mutters, leaning against the counter as girls check his ass out. ‘Hah! Kurumi! That’s how you do it! Subtlety is the key!’ Nik snickers internally at the recollection of Kurumi’s efforts when he arrived in this world for the first time. “Another guy wanted to hug you.”
“Another?” Yuuko questions, surprise leaking in her tone.
“You didn’t think men like whispering into my ear before leaving the shop once I grip their shoulders to the extent they would cry if not for public presence, right?”
Too many things to unload here, Yuuko falls into a daze.
“They ask you to hug me?” Yuuko whispers a hiss.
“Yep,” Nik nods, pride flaring in his chest. “You should eventually consider a raise for me. I’m a chick- eh, customer magnet and the store’s protection.”
“So, if you say yes, they can simply hug me?” Yuuko frowns.
“No,” Nik shakes his head, grinning. “I’ll just line them up and let you have the pick if you want any. Did you see those guys? They would line up every day even at the prospect of rejection.”
That didn’t make Yuuko happy. She puckers her lips, crossing her arms under her breasts and unknowingly appearing ampler than usual. “And you threaten them with pain?”
Nik nods again, “Not just pain. Sometimes, a look is enough. We understand each other that way.”
“Who is ‘we’?” The stacked employer questions as Nik shrugs. “Men.”
The woman purses her lips before relenting, “T-thank you. I can see you’re doing all this to help us.”
“And myself,” Nik leans further. “Yuuko, it’s my reward, remember?”
“I didn’t put it like that,” she huffs, catching his gaze drawling southward until she clears her throat.
“It doesn’t matter how you put it,” Nik admits. “And I’ll be damned if I let another man hug my reward.” The Plunderer within him resurfaces for a second before he pulls back, grinning. “Anyway, I promised Megumi 15 minutes. She wants to see how I hold against her with a Shinai. And now that I took care of the last person who wanted—”
“15 minutes,” Yuuko interjects with a soft hiss, fighting back a blush after mulling his words and glances.
He nods and enters the hallway while Yuuko glances at his back.
‘He’s probably only being sociable. No way I hold a candle to Mitsuko-san or his Fiancees, like Poppy and Ursa.’
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“Huff… huff…!” Megumi’s sweat-soaked top rises and falls with every heave of her large breasts as she frustratingly grunts, clenching the handle of her shinai while pointing the other end of the bamboo stick at his face.
“Stop looking down on me!” She winces, glaring at the remaining Ty Sisters, who would end their day in Yuuko’s backyard to fulfill their promise to Megumi. “And stop staring at him like that!”
The girls snap out of their dreamy daze of ogling Nik in his bodysuit, which leaves little to the imagination. They glared at Megumi in return, not understanding her until Nik translated it for them.
“They say you can try and stop them from staring at their man. I don’t know who they’re talking about, but I’m still not their man,” Nik shrugs with a carefree smile. “And I’m not looking down on you.”
“Yes, you are!” Megumi’s glare sharpens, and an uncomfortable feeling rises in her bosom again at the recollection of Nik laying it thick on her mother as Kurumi addled her mind with all sorts of provocative notions. “You didn’t move from your spot even once. And you lied to me! You said you didn’t know Kendo!”
“Until I realized it’s not a fantastical sword skill,” Nik chuckles wryly. “But Suki made sure to drill basic sword skills in me. Although, I’m nothing compared to Zuko and Suki. I tend to brute force my way through them.” He flexes his bicep at the end, grinning.
‘Yes, those look great.’ Megumi rolls her eyes, biting her bottom lip.
“Is everything alright?” Nik bites the bullet, finally asking since the girl acted bothered for too long. And he is sure that it’s not all about seeing her mother dressed in a skirt suit since it’s not even as ‘revealing’ as the bodysuit he’s in.
Megumi briefly averts her gaze from Nik, looking at him only after a few minutes with a determined look.
“I’m sorry!” She bows, unintentionally giving Nik an eyeful of her damp cleavage pressed into her slightly visible sports bra through her drenched beige top. “Shou caused trouble for you—”
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“—and it’s all my fault.” Megumi keeps her head lowered the entire time. The rarely used hallway feels slightly chilly during the morning as she awaits his response.
“It’s okay, Megumi,” she hears Manabu speak softly. Her expression brightens, and she peeks up with a smile, only for her expression to freeze as she notices a distinct look of bother in his bespectacled gaze.
“Manabu-kun?” She gulps, regretting speaking up. She should have been satisfied with that instead of pressing on since Manabu didn’t need more encouragement to tell her the truth.
“It’s not the first time,” Manabu mutters. “I can’t focus around you.” The boy admits. The declaration would have set her heart aflutter—if not for Manabu adding, “And it’s annoying sometimes. I’m really trying hard to get into Tokyo University. And my grades aren’t improving at the pace I desire.”
“What do you mean?” Megumi somehow knew what he meant. But she couldn’t admit it. Holding on to hope, she wishes for Manabu to alleviate her concerns.
“I don’t know if Yakima-san will comply with Faran-san’s words, but I can’t have my hard work destroyed—just because a delinquent who has a crush on you decided to vent his anger on me. I don’t have time for that. I know it’s not your fault.”
But the stunning silence after his admittance made sure to convey his thoughts on the matter to Megumi as a gut-wrenching pit shadowed her for the rest of the day. Surprisingly, she didn’t encounter any ‘comedic’ accidents for the entire day! Not that she noted it. Megumi would laugh at Kurumi about it if she didn’t feel so down.
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“It’s okay.” She hears Nik reply with a tone of casual dismissal as she slowly looks up, wondering if the same expression on Nik’s face will greet her. Instead, she sees blazing curiosity in his exotic violet orbs.
“Was that it?” Nik questions. “If some punk thinks he can stop me from walking Kurumi to school, he has another thing coming.”
Megumi falls into a daze as he extends his free, unarmed hand. “Come on, no need to bow. You know I’m not about all those formalities.”
She reaches for his hand, relief washing her being. The same pit in her stomach subsides for a second as she feels lightheaded—she hadn’t eaten a thing the entire day, even lying to her mother about it.
So, she fails to grasp Nik’s hand as she falls forward, causing the Ty Sisters to gasp in concern until their voices change to slightly more amused hums and snorts.
She feels something. Slightly soft and fleshy, a little bent and curled in unwillingly. Her flexing hand makes it twitch as she stares at the pitch-black fabric in a daze before looking up and meeting Nik’s unamused gaze.
“Well,” Nik drawls, working his jaw. “I promised your mother I’ll be back in 15 minutes. We still have 10-something minutes left. Can you make it in that amount of time?”
His question drives the point this isn’t a dream. Megumi’s cheeks redden and scorch over, and her hand reflexively grabs harder as she feels it harden in response to the physical trauma.
“Ah- no! I-it was an accident!” Megumi pulls back, unconcerned with her balance, until she falls on her back, the fabric of her worn tights stretching until—
*Riiiiiiiiiiiip*
Ty Sisters and Nik enjoy the delicious sight of sky-blue panties.
Who said the sky doesn’t exist on land?
Beet-red, teary-eyed, and physically miffed with everything, she shouts, “N-Nik! You PERVERT!”
She had another thing coming if she expected a similar response from Nik as she got from Manabu.
“Pervert?” Nik's gaze sharpens. She can feel his eyes turn invasive as he starts to really look at her. “Now I HAVE to spend more time walking you guys to your school every morning. A pervert like me isn’t going to miss a chance of you flashing yourself on our bus ride~!” His coo extends into a cackle as he speaks something to the girl before waving at Megumi. “We’ll continue the spar once you decide not to reward me preemptively.”
He leaves Megumi at the mercy of the six siblings, who eye Megumi critically.
“I- I really didn’t mean to touch him!” Megumi cries in defense, only for the sisters to understand her somewhat and roll their eyes.
“Please! Believe me!” Megumi whines as she sits up, hiding her panties from their clear view.
The Sisters glance at each other before passing judgment.
—They didn’t believe her.
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“That was quick,” Yuuko shoots Nik a glance as he pouts. “Your daughter was too aggressive.”
Misunderstanding things well, Yuuko chuckles, “Megumi is very serious about her practice. It wouldn’t surprise me if she goes hours working that stick despite her exhaustion.”
Nik nods in understanding, a little stirred by his imagination as he masks his thoughts with an innocent smile. “Megumi and her sticks, eh? She’s going to be a master at this rate.”
Yuuko basks in her daughter’s compliment, nodding gleefully as a customer interrupts their chat, much to the stacked employer’s annoyance. As Nik hugs the aged woman, Yuuko cannot help but glance at his sculpted posterior—
*Thwap*
The sudden smack of a stack of magazines on her counter snaps Yuuko away as her expression freezes under Ty Lee’s cute pout. The Spider-Girl doesn’t have to speak anything her gaze didn’t already convey as Yuuko clears her throat and looks away.
Blushing in shame, Yuuko lowers her head.
‘I need to get my head out of gutter!’ she exclaims. As if getting caught by Ty Lee for the umpteenth time wasn’t already embarrassing!
“Right, please find something you like,” Nik smiles and politely ‘shoos’ the customer away before returning to Yuuko, sighing. “Where were we?”
“Uh- yeah, Megumi,” Yuuko mutters.
“Right, the master swordswoman,” Nik allows a smirk. “Oh! On an unrelated topic, I’m planning to have a Halloween party. It sounds interesting. And I wanted to do something fun before leaving for a week again, my family job and all. Would you like to come?” He invites, adding, “Kaya is coming, too.”
“Of course she is,” Yuuko scoffs before muttering. “But I don’t know. I don’t think costumes suit me all that well.”
Nik blinks, looking down at her until she vibrates in her seat.
“You’re joking, right?” Nik smirks. “If you were my employee and I had the power to dress you,” he emphasizes the point with an admiring gaze and sucking a breath of cold air. “Well,” he shakes his head, “you have time to decide, right? And a cosplay isn’t mandatory. I just want to have some fun with everyone.”
She nods, purposely keeping their conversation from falling into the dangerous pit of Him dressing Her before questioning, “Who else is coming?”
“The Souma Family,” Nik muses. “Not Mitsuko’s husband,” he notes. It’s not like Nik didn’t invite the man with a plus one, but Juno had office work. No wonder he likes his foreign trips so much. The man can’t catch a break from his office. “Kaya, Kyouko, and my family. But not all. They have other things to do.”
‘And another party to host inside the personal world,’ Nik adds internally.
“So,” Yuuko gulps, noticing something. “Only you and a bunch of dressed-up women.”
Nik blinks, considering the validity of her words. It’s technically true.
“Surprisingly, I don’t know a lot of guys,” Nik hums.
Yuuko works her jaw, “You intimidate more men than you hug women.” A bit of unchecked sourness leaks through her voice. “It’s not that surprising.”
Nik snickers shamelessly.
“Nik,” the mature woman speaks softer. “What do you think?” She question as she tries her hardest to ignore Ty Lee and some of the familiar customers. She shuffles in her chair and points out despite the flush of her cheeks and ears. “You still didn’t tell me how this outfit looks.”
Nik blinks in surprise.
He hasn’t!
Well, not directly. Nik’s compliments were mostly indirect.
So, more than happy to oblige to the woman’s wishes, he speaks up, “You look like a teacher to boast a perfect attendance record from her classroom.”
She looks at him in shock before nodding slowly as the meaning of his words set in.
Yep, he now understood the ins and outs of this world’s educational system enough to make one-liners about them!
“Thank you,” Yuuko’s voice buzzs.
‘It’s a wonder how such a ‘cute’ woman can rear that aggressive stick catcher,’ Nik huffs, recalling the sloven mess a drunk Yuuko is. ‘Then again, maybe it’s not surprising at all.’
“So, will you come?” Nik questions as Yuuko nods slowly.
“In a dress?” She flinches at his expectant tone, glaring at him. “Don’t push it!”
He smirks, backing off to continue his job while Yuuko lowers her head to idly work the register.
‘I could try visiting Hori’s Store again,’ she muses—no way she is going to dress as a teacher for a party!
Recalling the school girl uniform, or worse, the scanty gym uniform with the ridiculously form-fitting and short shorts made Yuuko’s vision swim with embarrassment! She tried it under Hori’s persistence, and her entire ass hung out from the fabric!
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Alternate Title: Yuuko: Alright, Cocks Out! It’s Biology Lesson Today!; The Mother Partakes In Cultural Cuisine; Nik Protecting And Guarding The Female’s Rights To Hug!; Nik’s Light Skin Stare Is Supper-Effeective Against Men; Shou Handled Nik Several Times Better; Juno Can’t Catch a Break; The Jealous Ty Sisters; Nik In a Venom Suit?; Two Different Responses To Megumi’s Same Apology; Stopped Accidents? *Also Megumi*: Casually Assaulting Nik; Nik Is a True Survivor In a World Where Woman Casually Grab Dicks!; Megumi’s Accident Spree Turns Worse!; Megumi: I’m Not a Pervert! *Six Ty Sisters Staring Mockingly*; Nik: Just Because I Don’t Know The Rules Of Kendo Doesn’t Mean I Can’t Kyoshi Your Ass!; *Suki And Zuko*: We Have Some Experience With Sword. *Nik*: Anyway! I Started Bulldozing Through Them!; A Haunting Invitation; Yuuko *The Day Nik Gets Authority To Dress Her*—Intensely Wet; Yuuko’s Dump Truck Exposed!; Yuuko Can’t Get Enough of The Cake; Megumi Knows Her Way Around a Stick
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