Chapter 60

It feels a bit strange with two of us standing and two sitting.

I get an idea and say “Here, sit on my lap so we can all talk without it being awkward.” I then pat my thigh for Amber. She happily sits on my lap, so I sit down where she was with my other body carefully. The bed creaks a little but hold up, so I then motion for Ruby to sit on my other lap, which she promptly does. Both of them are smiling and wiggling their butts a little but I say “Hey don’t wiggle, I don’t think Ruby’s bed can take it.” Ruby responds by shrugging and saying “After what happened on it I’m just going to throw it out and get a new one soon. So go ahead and wiggle with me sis.” It’s my turn to sigh as my wives decide to test the durability of the bed with wiggles.

We all end up giggling which turns into loud laughing when the bed frame gives out and we crash to the floor. Oh well, it seems to have dispersed some of everyone’s nervousness. Amber finally says as they stay on my laps on a destroyed bed “So we are both married to Mom now, and we need to go over the relationship.” Ruby chimes in with “I have a little arrow like the quest marker now, and it points to Opal’s body that I’m sitting on. Do you two have that with the other body?” I nod and say “We do, and I have one for each of you, just separate for each body.”

Amber says “It will help each of us find one of mom if she’s ever lost.” Ruby nods as well and says “That’s really useful, and now if we ever get lost we know mom will be able to find us. Do you think we should each just lay claim to one mom for a relationship?” Amber shakes her head though and says “I don’t think that’s going to work since she’s still just the same person, it’s not like she’s twins.” I agree and say “I am me, both of my bodies.” but I say it with both at the same time like Ruby told me not to forever ago. They both turn and slap the back of one of my heads and Ruby says “Stop that, it’s disconcerting.” and Amber agrees saying “Yeah, don’t be weird mom.” I giggle and Ruby asks “Then are we all in one relationship then instead of separate ones? You’re sexy sis, but I married Mom, not you.” I see Amber stick her tongue out at Ruby who does the same thing back and Amber says “No, I’m not married to you either Ruby, although…” she starts and I see her look down at Ruby’s crotch area, who covers it with her hands and blushes. Amber continues “I think it’s safe for each of us to be in a relationship with mom, but not each other. The thing I’m worried about is on your side Ruby. I know you wanted to be sexually exclusive with Tasha, but that obviously wouldn’t work with Mom.”

Ruby seems to think for a couple minutes and we let her. She finally says “It doesn’t make sense to be exclusive with Mom since she’s married to you, and you two aren’t sexually exclusive. So how about I get a say in who mom has sex with, but only with the body that I’m married to? Also we both get to veto anyone we don’t like for both bodies.” That makes sense. Probably. Amber seems to be thinking and then says “I can agree to that, and if any problems come up we can work through them together.” I nod and say “That all sounds good to me, I’ll be happy with it and if it makes you two happy I’ll be even more so.”

“Mom is too nice, we need to protect her.” Ruby says and Amber nods saying “It’s good to have help now. So… Mom stopped making milk for us and you have a way to fix that for us now Ruby, do you wanna..” Ruby sighs and says “Not right now sis, I feel great having married Mom and all, but my body still hurts a bit and I need to rest and get used to having this giant thing attached to me.” Amber looks apologetic and says “Sorry sis, I was curious and not thinking straight. Come back to Liberation with us so you can grab a bed, it’s just a quick journey if mom gives us a ride anyways.” Ruby looks relieved and says “That sounds good, I need a new uniform anyways.” I speak up though and say “Amber will stay here with one of my bodies, there aren’t enough people here yet. So for safety I want to stay here with one of me as much as I can, and I think Ruby should join dinner around the fire pits tonight since she’s missed it a couple times.” Ruby says “I’d really like that, Sara stayed behind and I’d like an update on how she’s doing.” Amber slaps her own forehead and says “Mom didn’t tell you… she’s with Jeff and Daria now in a relationship.”

“Good for her. I know she was really close with Daria and that’s one of the reasons she stayed. Wait, do I have grandkids now too?” I answer her by saying “Yup, a boy and a girl, both elves. We should visit them when we get to Liberation.” Ruby looks extra happy now and can’t help from wiggling, they get that from me, and it’s cute. Definitely.

About half an hour later

We get to Liberation and I let Ruby down off my back. “That was fun Opal.” she ties the shirt back around her waist again. I’m topless until we can get to the Armory, but hardly anyone would care, maybe Jeff or Stan, but they are usually busy recently. Jeff with his girlfriends and Stan with the gnome women. I think I heard they had planned on asking Tina to dig out a cave for them to grow mushrooms in. I’ll have to see it when it’s done since it sounds interesting.

Daria is the one watching the gate and we all say hi before Ruby and I head off to the Armory, we’d stay and chat, but we both want new uniforms, since mine still has some demon blood on it. I guard the door of the Armory while Ruby gets a new uniform and changes. When I see her I can’t tell she has a massive penis at all, she tore my old shirt and made it into a belt that hangs down her leg, covering the bulge in her now longer shorts. Maybe I should upgrade the Armory now and see if the armor we are supposed to get covers it better.

I tell my idea to Ruby and she agrees saying “That’s a great idea, I’m worried the cloth belt will shift and people will be able to tell.” Poor Ruby, I give her a kiss and tell her to stay put while I run and get the monster orbs. She kisses me back and then tells me to hurry up, she’s so cute. I find the box with orbs and carry it back to the Armory without running into anyone. I’m sure Citrine is still going through the Dungeon for levels with Piggy.

I touch the Armory and focus on the part where it says it can be upgraded.

Ding!

(Armory) Lvl 1: Costs 50 Monster Orb (Tiny), 1 Monster Orb (Small) to Upgrade.

I’m not sure what to do, so I just put the box with orbs into the structure and make sure Ruby stands outside. I then select the upgrade option and the Armory glows for a bit and then ends up looking the same. Kind of a let down, so I go inside and everything looks the same except there’s an additional bench in the room that looks weird. I go up to it and touch it.

Ding!

(Basic Guard Armor) Cost: 1000 Credits

So the uniform and armor are separate stands. I decide I don’t need the armor, but I send the credits needed to Ruby, who thanks me since she’s saving for her own Dungeon right now. I buy myself a new uniform and this time it comes with shoes, which seem useless. I put on the rest though and it feels slightly better than the old stuff. I look over and see Ruby putting on a simple leather breastplate and skirt, lucky for us, it covers her new addition of the penis variety. She looks happy with a big smile and then sees the shoes I laid to the side and asks if she could have another 200 Credits so she can have shoes too. It’s not an issue for me and it will make her happy so I send her 200 more.

Sue has apparently really been spending her and her daughters stamina to try and get us more Battle Boars, since they are basically free labor. That’s what she called it. Apparently they don’t mind eating the normal pigs, which seems wrong to me, but Sue says it’s fine since they are different species. I don’t know, they are both pigs, but I’ll trust her and just not think about it. The point is, I’m getting some okay Credits even when I’m not in the dungeon.

We decide that with Ruby clothed now we should find Sapphire and tell her what happened. One of her kid’s said she went out on a mission though and should be back for dinner. She’s been taking the same mission for the past couple days, so she points out which one it is for us so we can go find her sooner. We don’t really have anything else to do, and I don’t want to forget to tell Sapphire all this important stuff, so we take the mission. It’s for killing a Hound, so it should be easy. It must be repeatable if she keeps taking it.

We track the mission and follow its arrow. After about 15 minutes we find a small cave opening and approach, but we hear a voice coming from inside the cave “I’m your dirty bitch! Fuck me harder!” it sounds like Sapphire’s voice and we can hear growling and the sound of slapping flesh. “Yes! Soil my insides with your gross cock! Make me your dirty bitch!” We burst into the cave and see Sapphire on her hands and knees mounted by a large black Hound from behind, it’s surprisingly small penis thrusting into my daughter. She looks to be climaxing but I run up and power attack the hound in the head with my fist.

It of course dies since it was probably only tier two, and I push it off of my baby who notices who I am and says “Oh shit! I mean Mom, I can explain.” What? She looks over at the hound’s corpse and sighs saying “I was so close to finishing…” Ruby and I both just give her a confused look and she starts explaining “There aren’t any men in camp other than Jeff and Stan, and they both got taken before I could snag them. I’ve been so horny and I couldn’t do anything about it, so I got the idea and took a quest for a weak Hound. I have been killing them after they make me climax. I have a skill from my class that can keep me from getting pregnant if I use it fast enough, so I haven’t gotten pregnant.” She looks kind of ashamed and kind of excited. Strange.