Chapter 2: A Crazy Yandere!
“You do not know the consequences of your own actions.”
Klyscha snapped her fingers like a certain purple bald villain in comics and in the sky above me screens, hundreds of screens appeared everywhere; they showed many girls and boys playing, reading books, laughing, and enjoying their life.
“Is this the reason for my high karma?”
“Indeed, the children you helped during your life count to fifteen hundred and ten,” Klyscha replied.
The number was a bit surprising to me, but it also included the orphanages where I sent my pocket money. Well, my motive was to impress the nuns there and protect the lolis. Still, I was unable to stop my lips forming a wide smile. Even if it was a selfish desire to support these children’s lives to pursue their single mother. As a result of which they manage to enjoy their life and this fact made my heart content.
“Can you tell me how I died? I was just sleeping and when I opened my eyes I was here.”
Klyscha revealed a delicate smile at my question. “It was your bodyguard. She stabbed you with a military knife.”
The unexpected answer sealed my lips for a while. I sucked in a deep breath. “You gotta be jokin’! Why did my random bodyguard go all yandere on me? I don't remember raising her flags at all… except seeing her naked booty once.”
“I can show you. She impaled your body more than fifty times before she stabbed herself with the same knife. Her last words were ‘Asahi-sama, we shall reunite in heaven’.”
Crazy! That's so fukken crazy! Though I adored yandere waifus, the thought of dying to my own gentle bodyguard never crossed my mind. Ahy did she become one and stab me to death?
So much for laughing at the certain protagonist stabbed to death by his pregnant girlfriend when I got killed for accidentally seeing a naked booty.
“Please no, I'd rather avoid watching my own death.” I firmly denied her offer. “So what now? Am I going to become some hero or his sidekick to slay the Demon Lord? Or do I have to act as a Demon Lord and kill the hypocrite Heroes? Hmm, though having one of those systems would really help.”
“As you wish, you are getting a system in exchange for all your positive karma.”
“Woah! Really!?”
Klyscha gave a nod in confirmation. “A few of the children you saved ended up becoming influential people who brought great change to the Earth.”
“I knew those milfs had potential, but even their children…” A sigh trailed my words. “At least all of them will remember me for this, not as some young master who tried to have his way with their lives.”
“It’s not like you to feel depressed... Even if I give you my strongest system, you will have three hundred fifty thousand six hundred and ninety karma left.”
“Wow, that sounds too much. Indeed, milf hunting is the best way to achieve success in one’s life. What else can I get in return for this?” My lips curved in a playful smile. “Can I obtain you with the remaining karma?”
Of course, it was a joke as if I'll break my own morale to get laid here. But I kind of liked her. She was adorable, cute, Kuudere-type legal loli and most of all she had natural C-Cup breasts and I had yet to taste any oppai loli.
Klyscha shook her head. “Why would you even want a cliché Goddess like me?”
This girl is still not over the joke…
“Here I thought I could have some fun with a lovely Goddess like Klyscha.”
Her brow furrowed in an annoyed frown while her eyes closed in deep thoughts. She must be cursing my perversion.
But what could I do? It was just who I am and I wasn't planning on changing anytime soon.
Maybe some girl who would manage to change me, like some harem protagonist who turns over a new leaf for their women.
“Okay, I agree. It’s only for your Karma and not like I have any feelings for you or anything,” She said, her eyes darting everywhere except me.
What the fudge just happened?! When did my kuudere goddess become a tsundere? No, there is no Baka or shit, so she is more dere? But the gentleman inside me loved all types of waifu equally.
The now tsundere Goddess fidgeted with her dress.
“Is that how a tsundere should be?” She shifted back to her usual expressionless face.
I almost palmed my face. This loli was just playing with me. Heavens has my gratitude for letting her stay as a kuudere.
“Are you sure about this? You must have seen it in my memories, but let me remind you again I won't ever force any woman to sleep with me,” I proclaimed and got up.
Klyscha’s silver eyes shone brightly, she picked up the liquor-filled glass and downed it one go.
*Thud!*
She slammed the unbelievably durable glass on the table. “No one ever talked to me so rudely like you.” She pointed her finger at me with a flushed face. “But you talked to me like an equal and also, I also desire to know more about ‘Sex’.”
Isn't this Goddess being too direct? But she messed with the wrong guy. I wasn't the herbivore type, the so-called Beta protagonists.
Hehe~ Time to pluck the flower of this Goddess...