Chapter 30: Morning Wood and Breakfast Plans

The next morning, Lexi awoke to the most wonderful thing in the world. The futanari had apparently developed a serious case of morning wood while she slept, and had awakened to her throbbing erection being magnificently serviced. With the blankets covering her face, she at first did not see the identity of her morning lover, but rather woke simply to the wonderful feeling of a soft pair of tits rubbing up and down the length of her stiff cock, while a warm mouth and velvety tongue suckled gently on the tip.

A tit job? the she thought. That’s got to be Gretel. God help her, Samantha couldn’t manage anything close to that with her equipment.

“Mmmm,” the futanari paladin moaned sleepily. “Good morning to you too, my horny little mage.”

As she disentangled herself from the sheets, Lexi heard — and felt — a giggle come from the mouth wrapped around her cock. The reason for the laughter became clear when she finally freed her head from the blankets, seeing that it was not Gretel but the MILF barmaid she had been ogling for two days now giving her an early morning tit fuck and blowjob.

“Wh-what? H-how?” Lexi questioned groggily, wiping the sleep from her eyes and then throwing her blonde braids back as she moaned in pleasure.

When the paladin looked back down, she saw the barmaid’s pretty brown eyes, ever so slightly lined with a light webbing of crow’s feet at the corners, her plump face framed by long salt and pepper locks. Wordlessly, the barmaid smiled around the thick futa cock in her mouth, her eyes dancing with glee as she swirled her tongue along the sensitive underside of the cock’s large head. She drooled intentionally, coating Lexi’s shaft with spit while she pumped it between her generous breasts, squeezing them together for an exquisitely tight fit.

Despite the three back-to-back orgasms the paladin had just before going to sleep, Lexi found herself rapidly nearing the point of no return. Her clear blue eyes locked on to the barmaid’s rich brown orbs as Lexi ran her fingers through the older woman’s gray streaked chestnut hair, still hardly able to believe that this was actually happening.

“I’m c-close,” Lexi stuttered, gasping for breath as she pumped her hips into the spit-slicked softness of the barmaid’s tits. “D-don’t stop n-now!”

Lexi was again shocked into speechlessness when the barmaid suddenly dove forward, swallowing Lexi’s entire cock down to the root, pressing her nose flat against the soft white flesh of the futanari’s lower stomach. Lexi felt the tip of her cock first bump up against the back of the barmaid’s throat, and then pass through forcefully down into it, her thick cock creating a visible bulge in the mature woman’s neck as she gagged on the large futa dick. Lexi was gone as soon as her cock penetrated into the tight recesses of the barmaid’s throat.

“Gyaaa!” came the futa’s cry, as she bucked her hips forward, clutching frantically at the mature woman’s head, holding it down tightly on her pulsing cock as she shot rope after rope of hot cum down her throat and directly into the barmaid’s waiting stomach.

You’ve Been Hit!

-1 MP (7/8)

However, as Lexi coated the barmaid’s throat with the hot gooey issue from her pulsing cock, the scene before her began to change. The soft brown eyes staring up at her changed to a pure liquid blue, the crow’s feet smoothed out, and the salt and pepper hair transformed into a shocking bubblegum pink. No longer was it the barmaid deepthroating Lexi’s spurting cock, it was Gretel!

“G-Gretel!?” the futanari stuttered, her mind reeling not only from the transformation, but also from the tight throat still milking her cock. “What…s-spell?”

With a loud pop sound, the voluptuous pink haired mage slid the entire length of Lexi’s cock out of her throat and mouth, giving the tip one final suck before letting it slip free from the confines of her velvety soft tongue and lips. A thick strand of saliva momentarily connected her lips to Lexi’s cock, until the mage licked her lips, blue eyes sparkling with devilish glee as she grinned up at the paladin.

“Spell?” Gretel asked coyly. “I didn’t have to cast any spells to get the big dick of yours hard. When I woke up just now, the first thing I noticed was a big hard piece of meat wedged between my ass cheeks. You seemed to be having a pretty nice dream, so I figured I’d help things alone and wake you up with a little pre-breakfast dessert.”

“B-but…I thought it was the ba–” Lexi started to say barmaid, but quickly snapped her mouth shut before completing the first syllable, not wanting to give the mage any ammunition with which to tease her about her apparent proclivity for busty MILFs. Even though, obviously she definitely had a thing for this MILF in particular, subconsciously at the very least.

“You thought I was who?” Gretel said, her eyes narrowing with bemused suspicion.

“Nothing! No one!” Lexi blurted out. The futanari moved quickly, pulling the mage up from her knees and flipping the curvy young girl onto her back. Even with her diminished refractory period, Lexi was soft after having just emptied her prostate into Gretel’s eager throat. However, she had another plan to squash any discussion of her dream girl’s identity. “Let me return the favor now.” The paladin slid her way down the mage’s body, planting kisses down her soft stomach, as her hands traced lined down towards the pink flower nestled between Gretel’s chubby thighs.

At the last moment, the mage grabbed Lexi’s wrists and pulled hard, halting the paladin’s downward progress. “No time!” Gretel said. “As much as I’d like my own serving of dessert, we’ve actually got a lot to get done this morning, and it looks like the sun’s been up for a while already.”

“You sure?” Lexi purred, inching her hands once more towards Gretel’s pussy.

“Yes!” the mage growled, her voice clearly tinged with sexual frustration. “But, I’ll hold you to that offer later. Deal?”

“Deal!” Lexi agreed, ducking in to give the mage a quick peck on the cheek.

After the mage and paladin dressed and equipped themselves for the day, the pair headed downstairs for breakfast. Finding the same corner table their party had occupied the night prior, Lexi and Gretel settled into the booth, and waited for one of the barmaids to come by and take their order. Lexi’s eyes grew as wide as saucers when the selfsame busty salt and pepper haired MILF from her dream came walking up to the table to greet the pair of adventurers.

“I thought we already had the conversation about staring,” Gretel whispered to Lexi, the mage’s keen eye missing none of the futanari’s reactions.

“Shut up,” Lexi hissed. “Or you’ll get no dessert from me.”

“As if you could stay away from me,” the mage quipped reaching to to give Lexi’s cock a quick squeeze under the table.

The paladin squeaked at the shock of the mage’s hand on her shaft, sitting bolt up right, her eyes popping open even larger than they already were.

“You alright, hon?” the matronly barmaid asked jovially. “You look like someone just stepped over your grave.”

“Y-yes,” Lexi sputtered out nervously, trying to slap the mage’s naughty hand away from her crotch without arising any more suspicion from the barmaid. “I’m j-just really tired, and I think I kinda just f-fell asleep there for a m-minute. Can my friend and I get some coffee to start?”

“Sure thing,” the barmaid replied with a smile. “You want me to get any food started too?”

“Yes!” Gretel said merrily. “I’m super hungry. Can we get a bowl of boiled eggs, a loaf of bread, and some butter?”

“You got it,” the barmaid said as she turned from the table. “I’ll be back with your coffee in just a sec.”

“Thanks!” the pair of adventurers chimed together. Lexi stared daggers at Gretel, who simply smiled smugly, whistling a low tune as she pointedly pretended to ignore the paladin’s baleful glare. This pantomime act continued for the minute that it took for the MILF barmaid to return with two steaming clay mugs.

“Thanks again,” Lexi said. “You’re a life saver.”

“Not a problem,” the barmaid replied. “I’ll have your breakfast out in just a bit.”

Just as the barmaid retreated back into the kitchen, the tavern door opened to reveal the unmistakably enormous muscled frame of their party’s third companion. Samantha came in from outside, looking like she had just been at the gym. Her dark bronze skin was covered in a thin sheen of sweat, and her shaggy white pixie cut was visibly wet, her sideburns sticking to the sides of the monk’s pretty face. Despite her apparent physical exhaustion, Samantha was in excellent spirits. Her almond shaped gray eyes danced with delight when she spotted her two companions, a hearty grin spreading across her face.

“Good morning my friends,” she said, sitting down comfortably on the bench opposite Lexi and Gretel. “Did you both sleep well? I felt so energized this morning that I had to go out for a run. I thought about waking you, Lexi, but you both looked so peaceful, holding each other, that I left as quietly as I could.”

“I was sleeping just fine,” Gretel said sarcastically. “Until a certain team leader started poking my butt cheeks with her big hard c–”

“I was asleep too!” Lexi blurted out, her face been red. “And, you,” the paladin pointed at Gretel, hissing the rest of her reply low so that the entire tavern would not overhear their business. “You are going to give me a fucking heart attack if you keep talking about my cock and trying to grab it when we’re out in public.”

To Lexi’s surprise, Samantha burst out in a gale of hearty laughter, clearly amused by the continued antics of her two friends. Before the banter could recommence, the barmaid came back with the table’s breakfast, settling the bill with Gretel — official keeper of the party’s coin purse. Now with all three party members together, in combination with a sufficient supply of caffeine and food, they set about planning their activities for the day.

“I think,” Gretel said, sipping her steaming black coffee while Lexi and Samantha helped themselves to hearty slices of buttered bread. “Our primary task, before we take on any additional quests, should be figuring out how to remove Lexi’s curse.”

“Seconded!” Samantha piped in without hesitation. “The party must take care of its own, first and foremost. I will help however I can in this, Lexi.”

The paladin’s clear blue eyes were rimmed with tears as she sniffled. “T-Thanks you g-guys. That really m-means a lot.”

“Of course!” Gretel said, clapping an arm around the paladin’s armored shoulders and giving her a quick squeeze. “Unfortunately, since it was a priestess and not a mage that put the curse on you, I don’t think that anyone from my old school would be able to help.”

“I fear we would find a similar result at the Abbey of the Fist,” Samantha said regretfully. “Our sisters only teach spells of healing and combat. Such evil curses are like nothing I heard of my entire time in study there.”

“Then what should we do?” Lexi asked, her face downcast.

“I think our best bet,” the mage replied. “Is to go to the Temple of Xoth and see if one of the priestesses there has any idea what this curse is. If anyone might know how to remove something placed by those greenskin priestesses, I’d put my coin on the devotees of the goddess of starlight.”

“I like the sound of that,” Lexi said hopefully.

“As do I,” the monk said, popping a whole boiled egg into her mouth.

“It’s agreed then,” Gretel said smiling. “Coffee and breakfast first, then it’s onward to the Temple of Xoth!”