The surprise frying pan

Hello everyone!!

"... Agh... Cough... Ugh...."

"I feel so much better~!!"

As (possessed) Mom used to say, nothing beats stress and frustration like giving a bastard a good beating until you're satisfied.

Although I must admit that the whole current situation happened rather by accident.

What's the current situation like?

Excellent question!!

But for you to understand the situation, we need to go back a bit, specifically to the moment we arrived in Central City after crossing the veil.

As you can imagine, thanks to the combined efforts of Sara and Rima, we were able to reach Central City again, although in the process I had to fight some things along the way.

What things, you ask?

... Well, in short... imagine a giant lobster with muscular human male limbs... then put all kinds of female lingerie on it, plus laser vision, and voilà! You have the image of what I was facing throughout the journey... Did I mention how strange the veil can be?

As you can guess, I had to use the straw dolls, combine with Silver to form the Silver Knight, and even bring out Goldie to fight.

Were they that strong?

Well, they weren't really, since a single straw doll could defeat 10 of them at once without much trouble.

So why did you bring out all the arsenal?

Well, dear reader, the answer to that is actually very simple, and it's because...

There were too many of them!!

Can you imagine the horror of facing what seemed like an endless army without rest?

Because I didn't want to experience it!!

Those damn things looked like a tsunami that just kept coming again and again, and again, and again, and again!

Haaa... Haaa... Haaa... Inhale... Exhale...

Ahem... Sorry about that... So, let's get back to the topic!

After exterminating (killing) all those damn lobsters to get out of the veil, we arrived in Central City, where all that was left was to make the last delivery to finish my first day of work... Although, first I'll have to apologize for being (quite) late with the delivery... But I still have faith that it will work!

However, there were a few problems along the way, starting with the absurd level of energy I wasted on those damn lobsters, which left me practically powerless, and on top of that, Rima suffered serious psychological damage from witnessing all that...

I won't lie, at that moment Rima looked so pale and fragile that she could even be mistaken for a ghost, especially considering I've seen real ghosts before.

So, in an attempt to calm her down, I asked for some warm milk and left a small group of straw dolls that still had strength to play with her after giving them a group board game.

And fortunately, it worked!!

That's why all the way they were absorbed playing that game in which Rima showed terrifying genius while maintaining her winning streak...

Honestly, I would have wanted to play too, but I didn't have the strength for something like that at the moment, so I decided to just get some sleep until we reached our destination.

"Master, we've arrived."

It was only when I heard Sara's voice that, after a little (quite a lot of) effort, I was able to wake up and get out of the car to deliver the package to the apartment in the building in front of me.

"Mmm... Yawn~...."

... But as you may have noticed, I still hadn't fully woken up, which led me to make a big mistake.

What mistake did you make?

Well, this is embarrassing, but I confused the floors and the apartment number in question.... Don't look at me like that?!

To begin with, I had crossed an almost endless ocean of whatever those lobsters were in record time, all for the sake of this damn delivery!

Can you blame me for being tired?!

.... I don't even want to think yet about what I'm supposed to tell (possessed) Mom when I get home with what physically and mentally looks like a small Girl.

But let's put (ignore) this aside for now!!

The point is, when I rang the doorbell, not knowing it was the wrong place, I was greeted by a woman who seemed like a kind housewife saying things like: "No, it can't be... even such a small 'child'..."

Honestly, I admit I should have noticed something was wrong when those were the first words she spoke to me upon arrival, but due to sleepiness and my semi-awake state, my only response was...

"I'm not a Girl! I'm a man!!"

I corrected her mistake about my gender, though my words didn't seem to reach her, as she just shed some tears and then hugged me, constantly repeating maternally: "It's over... It's over... You'll be fine..."

In the end, she ended up taking me into the house and incorrectly introducing me as a "Girl" in front of a group of people at what seemed to be some kind of meeting that I later discovered, while finishing waking up and drinking warm milk, was a "possession victims'" meeting and how they had mistaken me for a victim.

.... Although now that I think about it, technically speaking, I could indeed be considered a victim, since Mom is obviously possessed by someone else, but since it never really caused harm (at least to me), I don't think I fall into this specific category.

Which led me to decide to go as unnoticed as possible, along with the other guy present in this place, trying not to stand out as much as possible, keeping my gaze down at all times and being extremely silent.

And for once, everything seemed to be going smoothly!

Until the guy revealed himself as a user of the possession drug and threatened to play with everyone present, leading us to the current point where I quickly pulled out my trusty frying pan (Antonio) and proceeded to unleash all my accumulated frustrations...

I won't lie, it felt great!!

After that, I confiscated the possession drug from the unconscious and disfigured guy while saying goodbye to the stunned women who seemed still in shock from everything that had just happened.

Now all I have to do is go to the right place, and problem solved!!

Watch closely as I successfully finish this first day!