Problem after problem

Alright, I know I said this wasn't going to stop me, but...

"Bzzz♡Bzzz♡Bzzz♡"

"....."

I can't move!!

My arms and legs are immobilized while I'm lying on the ground with an adult woman on top of me.

And my physical strength is trash!!

I know what you're going to ask me now: so why not use Silver?

To answer that question, I want you to remember a small, tiny, but extremely important detail...

I'm on the street!!

If I bring out Silver to turn into the "Silver Knight" or summon the straw dolls to help me, I'd only be publicly exposing myself as a target, and doing that would throw away my (relatively) normal life.

So why am I so calm about my current situation?

Well, the answer's simple: that's because the woman in front of me is clearly abnormal, but not in a dangerous way.

How am I sure?

That's also easy. The reason is that Equidna hasn't reacted or done absolutely anything to stop her or warn me.

I mean, whenever something pretending to be human is nearby, Equidna usually warns me not to get close or directly guides me somewhere else. She's extremely reliable at helping me avoid dangerous or strange situations.

An example of that was when, at a convenience store, she warned me about how the employee flirting with his coworker was actually an Eldritch being in disguise. So, as you might have guessed, I feigned ignorance and left them to continue their flirting.

Better not to get involved in other people's romantic situations!!

So, anyway, back to the main topic. Since Equidna didn't react, it means she's at least not a threat as such, which is useful to know. But it also comes with some small (but huge) drawbacks.

What drawbacks?

Well, you see, Equidna doesn't care much about other humans besides me and those she considers "concubines." That's why, for Equidna, the condition of other humans is simply insignificant, causing her to mostly ignore them.

AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM!!

Because of that, Equidna doesn't notice or pay attention to things like a person possessed by a possession drug, or someone controlled by a brainwashing app!

When I asked her, her response was: <"Even if they're being manipulated by something else or by another person, in the end, they're still humans who don't pose any real threat.">

That's why I can't notice things like who's possessed or controlled unless I discover it myself, and that's also why I'm facing this problem now.

But I know you're still wondering why I'm so calm about an attempted rape that could take away my precious "virginity" without me being able to do anything.

Well, let me tell you, that's because of the condition of the woman on top of me. She's showing an extremely stupid expression, drooling and sniffling with empty eyes that reflect no intelligence whatsoever, savagely thrusting her hips against my crotch...

I won't lie to you, if I wasn't used to Mom's (possessed) and Sara's daily eccentricities, right now my "Excalibur" would probably have broken free from its sheath.

But even so, the situation is still bad!!

Why?

Well, because I'm still in the middle of the street!

Even if there are no people around right now, that can definitely change any second, and it's clear this woman isn't in her right mind to stop.

What should I do?!

Is there no way out of this?!

Think, me!

THINK!!

I GOT IT!!

If I can't get her off me with force, then I just have to knock her out with something else to escape! And I have the perfect "technique" for that!

So, taking advantage of the moment she released my arms, I immediately proceeded to grab her enormous breasts in front of me and executed my counterattack.

"Take this!!"

{"Prohibited Massage Art + Relaxing Massage Art + Healing Massage Art!"}

"Squeal♡ Gogeeeee♡ Gah♡ Bugeeeeeeeeee♡♡"

(Splat!)

"Phew... I won!"

That was close, but once again I managed to protect my "virginity"!

Now, all that's left to do is decide how to help this woman, since her behavior clearly isn't normal.

"Should I take her home?"

And as I pondered my options, I unconsciously let that idea slip, not knowing it was a mistake...

<"You should turn around.">

"Turn around...?!"

When I turned as Equidna said, I saw Mom (possessed) giving a very cute (and terrifying) smile, with dull, reflectionless eyes staring fixedly at me.

"LET'S GO HOME."

"YES, BOSS?!"