Chapter 26: Shouldn’t Get Relationship Advice From a Bad Dragon

Elizabeth Jr sat on a tree branch overlooking the ‘new recruits’; which had been adventurers far longer than her); who were being allowed to dismantle under the ‘careful’ watch of Fuka. <Hopefully the fruits of her handy doesn’t end up in my materials as I’m like 60% they’ll dock some pay from them - though I suppose I don’t need money… Well not like I’m selling them all - gotta spoil my girl~!>On her left shoulder would be the little head of a certain cow (succubus) girl who would currently be resting. Looking away from Fuka who was suspiciously leaning over the fat man with her arm clearly making a tugging motion.Looking over her cute, somewhat chubby, little face Eel found herself smiling softly. Lowering her head she would press her face against that soft head of hair, just remaining there while inhaling that unique milky/creamy vanilla scent. Just remaining silently with her face buried in her girlfriends cute little fluff while her left hair to gently rub Emily’s stomach - helping her rest well.Planting a soft kiss on the top of her head she would look back up to side eye the dismantling work. “If you're going to play around down there make sure to also get the job done - we ain’t got all day people~.” <Eel>This would startle the men who were all watching Fuka play with the fat man but Fuka hardly jumped as she was more than use to getting caught doing this kind of thing. After all - the fun of public play was the idea of getting caught… However, Fuka wasn’t exactly the person to play it safe but in fact was quite the danger seeker so it was more of a ‘when I get caught’ than ‘if I get caught’ for her.Not even bothering to stop her hand, Fuka would turn to look at Eel. Cumshot still present on her helm.“Ya could always bring Milly back separately ya’knaw? I’ll make sure ALL the meat is well care for~” <Fuka>The fat man nervously grunting as Fuka’s other hand moved over in front of him as the man scrunched his face while giving out a long exhale. Quite clear what was going on to Eel but she wouldn’t mention it anymore.“Well don’t stay out too long, I’ll take proof of extermination which I believe a claw should do. Oh and I’ll check in to see if Aggy has been made into the first bunny breeder so I can watch you slowly develop into a stressed out mom of 20.” <Eel>“D-don’t joke about that, I’m terrified she’d really be that potent with my goblin genes… Maybe having a half bunny as a mate was a poor choice...” <Fuka>Eel would just scoop out Emily before gently leaping down from the tree and walking towards her spear which she would store under her arm and placing an earthen scale on top of Emily’s stomach - causing her eyelids to tremble slightly but luckily she was quite the sleepy little cow. Bringing a smile to Eel’s face as she looked once more at the cute face before facing Fuka against who walked away from the fat man with noticeably a sticky gauntlet. Licking it.“Well there is no escape from it now you’ve agreed to give her a second batch of kindlings - though you could maybe convince her to gamble as she shares you with others?” <Eel>“That does sound fun but I wan’ a recording of both batches bein’ put in us~. Maybe do it during the day and in ‘er office~” <Fuka>Eel would’ve already walked off by this point, merely shrugging her shoulders with a sigh. While she was interested in the conversation she’d grown up enough to know that she couldn’t take part in it… Yet. Currently she was just hoping to reach a high enough level where she’d somehow evolve into an adult like monsters can!It wouldn’t take her too long to reach the gate.Due to her seeing them before they wouldn’t give her too much trouble as it was still somewhat busy. Not really having the time required to harass the two girls. Getting into the guild base again, although they gathered attention they weren’t exactly ushered in. Other than some acknowledgement from the glances of respect they all continued doing their own thing. Though, seeing the sleeping Emily, they did seem to quieten down quite a bit.Walking over to the handin point she placed the claw down. “Yo~ the dude was actually a B ranked ravager but since Emily used some water affinity materials to whip up a pot - though it cost us some silver at the butchers - we managed to poison the big guy allowing me to easily pierce him. Fuka’ll be by later with the rookies to give the guild some of the body.” <Eel>“Eh-? Ah, yes miss!” <Guild Material Handler>It was clear by the guild worker and those now looking in awe at the claw of a high-level monster that could reasonably devastate the entire city if it was a more aggressive one. Quite a few dangerous beasts wandered from the mountains and forest due to the higher mana in those areas (which also leads to higher quality resources in general and it is part of the reason for the war). This is only more common with the war on the borders and the most terrifying would be the giant Green Lizards from the East who had dragon blood.“Oh, has big sis Aggy come around yet?” <Eel>“Y-yea, she’s in her office but seemed upset and sent Lyada out before you came...” <Guild Material Handler>“Heading up then~!” <Eel>And, just like that, she walked over and hopped over the counter at a free space before heading up to the vice’s room. Not even bothering to knock, she used her foot to kick open the door before walking in.“Eel here~!” <Eel>Aggy would just look up from her desk, seemingly filling in some paperwork before Eel arrived. Eel should not worry about this either as she’d just place Emily down softly on a nearby coach before taking the seat on the opposite side of Aggy’s desk.“So, why are you so upset? Your relationship has been good up to this point and it’s not like you never go out on dates and stuff. Even if you don’t publicize it~!” <Eel>“How do you-?!” <Aggy>Cutting off her own shock when she saw the smug look on Eel’s face, that same face where she was waiting for the chance to brag about how amazing she is. She also shows it when she’s bragging about her ‘girls’ but this time it felt more likely to be all about herself.“Never mind; besides this conversation isn’t something a little girl like you would understand and I’m not about to receive relationship advice from someone who isn’t even old enough to buy their own alcohol.” <Aggy>“Eh~ why would I need to buy it? If I wanted some I could just comedre it! Dragons won’t be put down by a little bit of human alcohol tasting water~! Plus, my relationship is going well and I’m also in a threeway… Plus pretty sure humans allow you to be engaged at like 12 so I’m basically fine.” <Eel>Aggy would just throw down her pen and cross her arms while staring at Eel. Compared to when they first met, their relationship had cooled quite a bit. With her also being one of Lyada’s girls she ended up filling a ‘big sister’ role.Eventually she would just deflate with one long sigh.“I just don’t know how serious she is about me… I’m fine with all the kinky stuff - I’m an elf. I’ve already lived a long time so I’m more willing to take these risks, but I don’t want my first kids to be born from someone who isn’t even interested in marrying me…” <Aggy>“You asked her opinion? She’s not very good at expressing them but I think she does like you more than that.” <Eel>“I guess you're right but…” <Aggy>“I’m a dragon so can’t fully understand all these ceremonies anyway and I don’t think any of us three do on my side. We just kinda ‘do’ I suppose and don’t need to come up with all these excuses.” <Eel>Lowering her head and slowly shook her head while raising her hands in the air while letting out a long sigh and walking back towards Emily.“But my pare-” <Aggy>“If you're bringing up your parents - then I really have no clue~! However, the Infinite Mother seems like a pretty chill person and doubt she would care if you did some kinky marriage shit.” <Eel>“... Why did I even bother telling you?” <Aggy>“Hey, I never said I’d give helpful advice, I just asked you to tell me~” <Eel>Aggy just let out as sigh as Eel would pick up the sleeping Emily to walk out.