Chapter 111: Chaos J. Faust the Musical

Time went by quickly as the group made their way through the vast mountain ranges that made up the area theorised to be the most dangerous upon the continent.At least that’s how it should have been but, on account of a very violent fox, few enemies dared approach and those that did were used to make [Blood Gems]. However the kitsune responsible for the bloodshed wasn’t the little hero but the big bad tod who used his practice swords to even take of wyverns with ease.One casual & unmotivated slash was enough to send out a torrent of crimson sword energy that reduced entire hoards of creatures into bloody mulch. It was surprising at first - but after some time it ended up just being just as boring as the waiting line with no foolish moneybags to bully.It did at least allow for the injured Fuka to regain a fully healthy complexion through her skin somehow seemed a little more… Green. That wasn’t too strange considering she shared blood with the infamous little green men yet it was only really clear during her recovery.Having had a peaceful walk through the mountains, any greeness had mostly faded, to make her look like a healthy young (human) girl.“Ah[sbnᴉƃƃlʎ-lᴉuǝ] [pɐsɥ] it has been a long time since I’ve seen mr.Bloodleaf act so brutishly [pɐsɥ] let alone in front of children [sbnᴉƃƃlʎ-lᴉuǝ] [ɟnll sʇod]” <Ɔɥɐos ſ Ⅎɐnsʇ>“Shut it trap.” <Kitsune/Bloodleaf>“Shouldn’t that be “your trap”?” <Fuka>“I know what I said…” <Bloodleaf>“You sure are grumpier than when you were a cute little kit fufufu~” <Alexis>So the vixen said while cupping her cheek with a cheeky grin; those bandages gone from her hands after Chaos cast some spell or another to live up to his name as a god of magic.<So he’s the ancestor who helped me use a sword…>Although Eel figured this out, she didn’t know what to do, rather she felt her motivation had somewhat fizzled out after what happened at the mountain town. No matter which metric she used she couldn’t help feeling as if she had once again fallen flat at the last moment once more.She was supposed to be a hunter yet over & over again she found herself being the one hunted but managing to get away because someone else jumped in at the last second.<At least I managed to make her angry fufufu~!>So she believed as they slowly made their way to a dirt road that had been carved out of the mountain; being the first sign of civilization they had seen in a month. Here & there they even saw some adventurers however, unlike those who came from Orrid, they clearly had no intention to fight us despite there being quite a lot of burly bandit-like men.While taking in the sight of yet another group, walking past them with just a quick greeting to their group, that cutesy voice called out to the little hero.“You seem upset with how things went… Well no worries since I know what’ll fix it~!” <Chaos J Faust>“What’s that?” <Eel>“Suddenly ya speech pattern completely changed…” <Fuka>“Musical number~!” <Chaos J Faust>“What?!” <Everyone> “Oh~ just like his godfather ohohoho~!” <Alexis> “For fucks sake not again…” <Bloodleaf>“When you can’t help but feel blue”The crossdresser clutched his chest while slowly walking forward down the dirt road down and finally out from the mountain range.“Afterall the world is so cruel”It didn’t take too long for them to reach the main road - where dozens of refugees in rags came wandering with forlorn expressions on their faces. Still the road was well maintained with a surprising quality as well as consistency. Still, it was quite clear, these people were mostly all leaving Orrid which wasn’t very surprising.“People throwing curses”Sighing out loud as his gaze towards some impatient merchants who were angrily yelling towards the poor people. Those merchants not even paying attention that they were likely people kicked out from their country in some plot from the army to weaken {Gobberz Kingdom} with their backlog of failure. Many of them were even the discriminated Beast-kin so unsurprisingly many racial slurs were thrown.“While your just tryna do shit”Hobgoblins were standing at the entrance of a city that looked… Well it looked very colourful with plenty of glowing signs with ‘female goblins’ everywhere the eye can see. Many people were staring at the metropolis with desire yet the merchants used their money to get on ahead only to quickly get those goblins hanging off from them.Some weren’t even subtle with their job; pressing their large green rumps against the rich men’s crotches to elicit a big response.“Well don’t let it get ya downcast”Chaos just tapped the ground causing all the other parties to split in half, in front of the group, giving them clear passage past the gate. This left those waiting very confused but as soon as they saw the person giving the command there were two reactions. Those that didn’t know instantly began to yell while throwing stuff toward the group and those that did know just bowed their heads while trying not to get involved.“Instead give them a Chesire”The boy just grinned while clicking his fingers - causing all the projectiles to seemingly be flung back towards the throwers - leaving bloody holes where the attackers arms once were thus  leading to them screaming out in pain while clutching their stumps.“Watch the bigots displeasure” They… Certainly they were displeased with losing their arms; so no complaints on that phrasing.“For now your in Gobberz”He quickly ran through the gates with his arms spread out like wings, carrying him to freedom, as he hopped into his capital city. All the surrounding hobgoblins and women cheered “ay” in rejoice at their leader's mention of the kingdom. Seemingly all of his civilians were happy with not only their boss but also their country. They were also no doubt used to his antics.“Not over in Orrid”He spoke in a somewhat mocking manner while lifting a hand to hide his mouth from a group of grumpy knights and their noble off to the side. Him tilting his head towards them while rolling his eyes showed his disapproval despite his large hat hiding said eyes. The people of the country in question seemed to notice but did nothing but glare angrily - something that increased intensity with the vocal booing.Chaos didn’t care about them - though - as he jumped up onto a nearby cart which had several people happily discussing with cups in their hands.“The alcohol sings”The people sitting seemed to agree with the cross-dresser as they joyously lifted their cups yet their yells soon turned into hollering.“While peeps watch how our body swings”Pivoting on his foot he pushed his butt into a happy patrons face while shaking that rotund facial mask to the heckling voices. The individual seemed to be a reserved woman but with that alcohol as well as the boys teasing that changed when freed. Pulling at her chest she showed her boobs before catching a walking man's wrist before dragging his hip with her other hands against her bosom.Chaos didn’t mind the ‘happy couple'; hopping onto a centaur’s back before quickly bouncing off to continue down the street furthermore looking over his shoulder at the group with a grin.“We offer endless“The Magic Gods back hand slapped across the beautifully plump green butt of a hobgoblin making them let out a moan. Giving the mage a heated gaze before their head was gripped by another hand from the ally they were in front of. Before they could react their head was dragged down onto a meaty shaft as their gagging filled the symphony of sex charged society.“As well as countless” He made motion to the open entrance of a building where another feminine braided red haired hobgoblin nervously motioned to a menu that may as well have been an ‘extreme kink’ list. That goblin certainly looked familiar to everyone; even more so to Fuka who bit her lip slightly with a plethora of emotions across her face.Seeing the group the goblin’s eyes widened for a moment as they seemed about to say something to the group but a muscular woman picked them up to drag them into a room with a W.C quite visible above. Seconds later, from the wide open door, the echoed sounds of ‘flowing water’ & gurgling drifted out to signal the fate of the cute gobo making Fuka’s eyebrow raise. “While our cash is always flowing”Behind where that previous hobgoblin stood was a room filled with people gambling as Chaos walked the party through. He happily twirled as the sound of dice rolling, cards shuffling as well as change changing hands filled the air. It was spoiled by the sobbing of a man who fell for the ground before maliciously grinning hobgoblins started dragging him by his shoulders. While he was begging they were letting their crotches press against his face and another had already wrapped their legs around his waist while grinding against his crotch with their own.“As long as you don’t be squandering” Chaos jumped in front of the two younger girls while placing a hand on both of their shoulders hereafter pulling them towards a back door which he kicked open. The sight ended up being a chubby rich lady jumping up and down on a green gobo joystick - seemingly playing with the whole family. Her arms swung around an older similar looking hobgoblin’s neck as she pulled him into a deep kiss leaving one bellow with a mouthful of green beans. “Our families are always united”Going even further he wrapped his arms around the kit & succubus’ neck as he led them by the trio with a knowing grin.“Never should be divided”The moans of the two kissing behind them was combined by a pleased gurgling as they headed out to the busy mainstreet once again.“So i-” Before the next verse could continue - the vampire progenitor was there when the theatre kid turned the corner - his face landed into the lifted boot of the fox. With that he finally stopped singing to instead fall flat on his ass. Without caring about his partner in crime; Bloodleaf wrapped his arm around Eel’s waist before lifting her over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.“Right, I’m sick of your shit Chaos, I’m taking the kit.” <Bloodleaf>“Eh~ I didn’t agree to this~!” <Eel>“Oh~? But you’ll get to train with me, my brother and Sohn-Tochter you know?” <Alexis>“Take me away now~!” <Eel><Anything would be preferred to another verse!>“*Tch* I need more fucking stimulants for the coming years…”  <Bloodleaf>“Ohohoho~!” <Alexis>Without so much as an extra word the fox trio leapt onto the rooftops above to run - quickly vanishing into the distance. The rest of the party was left just looking in surprise at the rooftops before their attention turned to their guide, who was currently standing in the distance, while he busied himself by wiping dirt off. Glancing back to where he should have been; obviously finding nothing there except the general outline or where his large rump should have been sittingNot caring for their confusion - he waved them to follow him while yelling.“Come on [pɐsɥ] what are you slow pokes waiting for [pɐsɥ] it’s time to learn about magic and the most exciting topic of religion [sbnᴉƃƃlʎ-lᴉuǝ] [Ǝxɔlɐɯɐʇᴉou-ɯɐɹʞ]” <Ɔɥɐos ſ Ⅎɐnsʇ>